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cabbage heads are empty-bottles: May 2010
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Cabbage heads are empty-bottles. Thursday, 6 May 2010. Bootneck walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Steinlager. Barman asks, "What's wrong with Steinlager? Bootneck replies, "I had 12 pints of it last night and when I came to I was. Barman says, "But 12 pints of anything costs about the same.". Bootneck replies, "Skint's my dog.". Posted by Nota Reargunner. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). 1st Field Regiment Rhodesian Artillery. Gone and almost forgotten.
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cabbage heads are empty-bottles: December 2010
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Cabbage heads are empty-bottles. Saturday, 25 December 2010. We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note. they are all numbered '1' on purpose. 1 Men are NOT mind readers. 1 Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1 Sunday sports are like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1 All men...
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cabbage heads are empty-bottles: June 2010
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Cabbage heads are empty-bottles. Thursday, 24 June 2010. Argentina are playing England in the world cup, and Messi says to the team, "listen you all seem tired, why don't you have a night off, have a drink and I'll play by myself." So they agree and Messi goes to play. At half time the Argentinian team check the score and they see ARG 1-0 ENG (Messi 37th min). They're all impressed and get back to what theyre doing. After the match finishes they check the score and see ARG 1-1 ENG (Lampard 85th min).
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cabbage heads are empty-bottles: July 2010
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Cabbage heads are empty-bottles. Saturday, 31 July 2010. Murphy applied for a fermentation operator post at a famous Irish firm based in. A Pole applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test by the Manager. When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20. The manager went to Murphy and said, "Thank you for coming to the interview, but we’ve decided to give the Pole the job.". Murphy, "And why would you be doing that? And God said,...
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cabbage heads are empty-bottles: April 2010
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Cabbage heads are empty-bottles. Thursday, 15 April 2010. Nelson Mandela, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil. Tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call. Talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the. Cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque. Next Queen Elizabeth calls. And talks for 30 minutes. When she was. Mandela got to call. What the neighb...
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cabbage heads are empty-bottles: April 2013
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Cabbage heads are empty-bottles. Monday, 29 April 2013. Out of the mouths of Babes. I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven. I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven? If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven? Again, the answer was 'No! By now I was starting to smile.
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cabbage heads are empty-bottles: Out of the mouths of...
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Cabbage heads are empty-bottles. Wednesday, 27 February 2013. Out of the mouths of. I was in a pet shop last week when I noticed a Muslim with the most amazingly coloured parrot perched on his shoulder…. Where did you get that from? Christmas Island,Australia,! There's f’kin thousands of them! Said the Parrot…! Posted by Nota Reargunner. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). 1st Field Regiment Rhodesian Artillery. Gone and almost forgotten. Armed Forces Pension Group campaign site. Enemy of the People.
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cabbage heads are empty-bottles: September 2010
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Cabbage heads are empty-bottles. Friday, 17 September 2010. Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson. Uttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right wheel well fender, followed by the left. What on earth are you doing Mick' says Paddy. Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin stuffin' out of me. Posted by Nota Reargunner. Links to this post. What the ne...
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cabbage heads are empty-bottles: Burnleeh 'uracane Appele
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Cabbage heads are empty-bottles. Monday, 18 March 2013. A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale hit the East Pennine area of Lancashire in the early hours of Tuesday with its epicenter in Burnley. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell". The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Rescue worker...
