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Sleeping Tight « The Dogghouse
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The Most Awesome Blog on Earth. The other night I was watching Ugly Betty at 4 in the morning when I realized that I was watching Ugly Betty at 4 in the morning! Anyway, we’re drifting away from the topic. I was talking about my sleeping problem. Well, I guess it’s not really a problem if you sleep till noon. But why is it that I can’t seem to sleep at night! Who the hell sleeps at midnight? And she was like, You know who sleeps at midnight? This made me wonder, was there something actually wrong with me?
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2009 February 19 « The Dogghouse
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The Most Awesome Blog on Earth. 24 things people learn from Porn. Everybody knows just how awesome. Awful porn is. But recently, its just gotten bloody boring for me. I guess there comes a point in a man’s life where every porno you watch is just the same 7-8 people doing it over and over again. Anyway, here are some fun things about Porn:. Women wear high heels to bed. 2 Men can always get it up. 3 Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 4 Women always orgasm when men do. 21Pizza delivery guy...
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2009 March 22 « The Dogghouse
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The Most Awesome Blog on Earth. Okay, so I was at my friend’s place the other day. I saw his cool new XP Black theme. I was like, “Man, that looks nice! 8221; So now, after a couple of months, I was surfing on the net and found a “100 cool new theme pack” torrent. So I downloaded it. When I applied the theme, this is what happened:. My Computer in the BlackTheme. Literally. March 22, 2009. You mess with me and I’ll bust a cap in your ass! Bitches like you run for cover when the see me. Yeah!
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Cherry Flavoured Antacids: Bouldered Love
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Prose, Poetry and Random Musings. Your husband walks out on you in the middle of the road, your kids are at home wondering where on earth is their mother. The car is dangerously low on petrol and you don't care because you're shit-tired of life. It had just started raining outside. Tomorrow again would be an obscenely hot affair, and once again the fact that the universe was against her would make itself audaciously pronounced. Taken aback she said "Oh my God! What have I done? I really am.". She hadn't ...
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Cherry Flavoured Antacids: Of Women....
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Prose, Poetry and Random Musings. Please take note of the fact that before jumping to conclusions like.I am a feminist /anti-feminist/hypocrite.BLAH BLAH .have enough patience to withstand the whole post. Single men, by heart it. Married men, bookmark this. Sometimes they hit the bull’s eye and sometimes just fail to make a mark. If you're no good at it, learn it. Period. Know what women value. They value time. It took me years to work it out - but I'm glad I did. And the answers won’t be delayed! Women ...
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Cherry Flavoured Antacids: Demented Insomniac
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Prose, Poetry and Random Musings. 1inability to obtain sufficient sleep, esp. when chronic; difficulty in falling or staying asleep; sleeplessness. Far-Flung jelly eyes impinge the ceiling,. With the blank innocent virgin white patch;. That stares back with the ferocious might. Of black holes gaping wide enough onto. Within the universe, dark.The cryptic plight. The blindfold of elusive rest ransacking my mind. In some unreachable dimension of the pillow,. Unwisely laid below, under my bed, unconscious.
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Cherry Flavoured Antacids: On Mother's Day....
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Prose, Poetry and Random Musings. Mothers, because they are the best ever. To you I owe my existence and all my success. Every thing's for you. Each rupee, every pence. You are the reason I walk, I talk, I think, I see,. You were A mother the second time when I came. And I was the child that I will always want to be. Your extreme parsimony which still amazes me. Parsimony not in love but in hatred and disgust. You blew away my mistakes, all as a puff of smoke. Being with you for all these years. Thos...
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Cherry Flavoured Antacids: Then. There. Now.
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Prose, Poetry and Random Musings. Then There. Now. The hush in your voice betrays you unconditionally,. When you say you're fine. Kind of fine. Just about. I pretend to struggle, to not know, While I recall,. Where have I heard that line. In agonized whispers? And now, that puts me off. For I want you to be upfront. Your ostentatiously bright saliva is dense and thicker,. Than it usually is. As you wash it down your deep throat,. And slowly release a gust of wind right across my face. Lets begin from squ...
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Cherry Flavoured Antacids: And I'm sorry.
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Prose, Poetry and Random Musings. It was there on his locker, a small, unobtrusive flash of color against the cold-looking expanse of. Metal Frowning to himself he opened the locker to have 'it' flutter to the floor. There it was, a Post-It note, in a cheery shade of blue and folded in half. The poem was on a sheet of printer paper this time, hastily folded, the ink smeared slightly. He saw that the page was nearly full. How shall I live, unless I die? How shall I laugh, unless I cry? And I'll be autonom...
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thedogghouse « The Dogghouse
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The Most Awesome Blog on Earth. The other night I was watching Ugly Betty at 4 in the morning when I realized that I was watching Ugly Betty at 4 in the morning! Anyway, we’re drifting away from the topic. I was talking about my sleeping problem. Well, I guess it’s not really a problem if you sleep till noon. But why is it that I can’t seem to sleep at night! Who the hell sleeps at midnight? And she was like, You know who sleeps at midnight? This made me wonder, was there something actually wrong with me?