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The Oceanliner: April 2009
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My name is John Oelschlager. This blog is mainly about sports, but also about other things that I think are funny and worth mentioning. Thanks. April 29, 2009. King’s Top 5 (actual pick in parentheses). BJ Raji (Andre Smith). Jeremy Maclin (Darius Heyward-Bey). Brian Orakpo (Knoshon Moreno). Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go listen to some Sugar Ray on Fresh FM. Posted by The Oceanliner. Wednesday, April 29, 2009. April 22, 2009. Advantage. Xavier Henry is one of the most highly recruited playe...
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The Oceanliner: December 2008
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My name is John Oelschlager. This blog is mainly about sports, but also about other things that I think are funny and worth mentioning. Thanks. December 23, 2008. Oelschlager 1, King 0. Loyal Oceanliner readers will remember a segment I created specifically because of King called Instant History. It was part of my March 28, 2008 post called Instant Coffee. This was my immediate and incredulous response. 8220;This guy gets paid to write about the NFL? I was so flabbergasted by this “expert’s&#...Last week...
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The Oceanliner: Celebration
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My name is John Oelschlager. This blog is mainly about sports, but also about other things that I think are funny and worth mentioning. Thanks. April 01, 2009. Http:/ www.youtube.com/watch? It’s time to celebrate because it’s a great time of year: the Final Four, Fish’s bachelor party, Easter, the Masters, the NBA playoffs, warm weather, the NFL Draft, Fish’s wedding, and Foxfield all happen within the next month. I smell happiness. Here are some things not worth celebrating, however:. Like I said, it...
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The Oceanliner: May 2008
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My name is John Oelschlager. This blog is mainly about sports, but also about other things that I think are funny and worth mentioning. Thanks. May 28, 2008. Peter King is a football writer for Sports Illustrated. This is sometimes hard to believe when reading his analysis of the league. I regularly peruse his Monday Morning Quarterback column on SI.com, and most of the content leaves me shaking my head in dismay. The title itself is an indication of how much of a loser King is. The same AFC that the Cha...
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The Oceanliner: Bid Sniping
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My name is John Oelschlager. This blog is mainly about sports, but also about other things that I think are funny and worth mentioning. Thanks. March 17, 2009. This got me thinking a terrifying question: Did the Wahoos have the worst football-basketball conference finish in the country? I can’t add much March Madness analysis that hasn’t already been said. Two lines from Peter King’s column this week that make you want to punch him:. Not six to *gasp* eight blocks away! How would he ever get to it? While...
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The Oceanliner: March 2009
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My name is John Oelschlager. This blog is mainly about sports, but also about other things that I think are funny and worth mentioning. Thanks. March 17, 2009. This got me thinking a terrifying question: Did the Wahoos have the worst football-basketball conference finish in the country? I can’t add much March Madness analysis that hasn’t already been said. Two lines from Peter King’s column this week that make you want to punch him:. Not six to *gasp* eight blocks away! How would he ever get to it? Anyho...
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The Oceanliner: April 2008
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My name is John Oelschlager. This blog is mainly about sports, but also about other things that I think are funny and worth mentioning. Thanks. April 30, 2008. Oh hero everyone, welcome back. Sorry for the non-posting last week. I know everyone has been checking the Oceanliner hourly waiting for an update and now its here. You will definitely be disappointed, so the joke’s on you. Anyhoo, let’s get right to it. Thus even the people that didn’t wear white had something to use. Midway through the first qua...
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The Oceanliner: I'm Back; Hide the Women and Children
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My name is John Oelschlager. This blog is mainly about sports, but also about other things that I think are funny and worth mentioning. Thanks. March 11, 2009. I'm Back; Hide the Women and Children. Anyhoooo, this past Sunday featured one of my favorite days of the year: the Duke-Carolina basketball game. Besides the awesome result, did anyone noticed the abundance of Reggie Cleveland All-Stars on the court? I wonder if he has all that printed on his business card. My week wouldn’t be complete with...
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The Oceanliner: July 2008
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My name is John Oelschlager. This blog is mainly about sports, but also about other things that I think are funny and worth mentioning. Thanks. July 31, 2008. I'm Yatesing This Column. Sorry guys, no time for apost this week. I'm busy and I'm moving on Saturday. Check back in next week for a guaranteed Oceanliner fix. Godspeed. Posted by The Oceanliner. Thursday, July 31, 2008. July 22, 2008. Stat of the Week. 308 points, 12.5 rebounds, 11.4 assists. Try this on for size: Robertson did this. July 18, 2008.
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The Oceanliner: February 2009
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My name is John Oelschlager. This blog is mainly about sports, but also about other things that I think are funny and worth mentioning. Thanks. February 26, 2009. In light of the All-UVA NFL all star team I created last week, I decided to do the same thing again, only this time for the NBA. So here it is folks, the current NBA All-Wahoos:. Any of the random Asians that always played at North Grounds. Posted by The Oceanliner. Thursday, February 26, 2009. February 20, 2009. Heath Miller would be Schaub...