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The Dating Game. It ain’t happening. | afroirox
https://afroirox.wordpress.com/2015/12/31/the-dating-game-it-aint-happening
You were thinking it, too. The Dating Game. It ain’t happening. December 31, 2015. December 31, 2015. I usually engage in pleasantries and such at the beginning of my entries. Not today, y’all. Not today. I’m glad you asked Or didn’t. Whatever, this is MY blog. Note: this focuses on the Destroyer because that’s who I just argued with. I’m sure when I fight with Wondergirl about this it will be entertainment at its finest. And you’ll get to read all about it. A fourteen year old girl. Which means I wa...
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Strange questions. Or, is Wondergirl a sociopath? | afroirox
https://afroirox.wordpress.com/2014/05/19/strange-questions-or-is-wondergirl-a-sociopath
You were thinking it, too. Strange questions. Or, is Wondergirl a sociopath? May 19, 2014. It was a lovely May evening–a perfect 70 degrees outside, breezy with the smell of fresh-cut grass in the air. The family had decided to eat dinner on the porch, just munching and enjoying a comfortable silence. 8220;Mom, what part of your body bleeds the most? 8221; Wondergirl asked. I swallowed my bite of steak, trying to buy time and think of what to say. 8220;Um, the neck, I think.” What the heezy? Birdie later...
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Kid Sensation: Living dangerously | afroirox
https://afroirox.wordpress.com/2015/11/27/kid-sensation-living-dangerously
You were thinking it, too. Kid Sensation: Living dangerously. November 27, 2015. Hey, you guys! But then two things happened. One, I realized that, blonde though my hubby may be, he’s been married to a Black woman with a Black family for almost twelve years. Two, my son also said he never had tasted said pie. Conclusion: I am a failure. I know, I know–we’re terrible parents. I’m not gonna front though. It beats listening to him and Wondergirl fighting. I mean, it’s like living with Captain America ...
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He-man in 2016. Ooooh, sounds weird. | afroirox
https://afroirox.wordpress.com/2016/01/01/1004
You were thinking it, too. He-man in 2016. Ooooh, sounds weird. January 1, 2016. January 1, 2016. Forgive the incoherence of this entry. But, you guys, you guys, this should be fun. I have consumed enough champagne for this to be fun. Why? I’ll tell you why–and I’m pretty sure this will be a bad idea in the am–because I am going to live blog He-Man. The Big Man and I have decided to binge watch He-Man on this last night of 2015. It just seemed appropriate. Does the Sorceress channel Jennifer Tilly? I kno...
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Excuses, excuses. | afroirox
https://afroirox.wordpress.com/2015/12/12/excuses-excuses
You were thinking it, too. December 12, 2015. December 12, 2015. Hey, you guys! How’ve you been? Well, enough about you, let’s talk about me. So the pie thing shockingly well. I didn’t burn the house down, and the pie was not only edible, it was good. Take that, um…cooking, I guess? Anyway, other than that, I haven’t really been up to much. Unlike everyone else I know. 8220;I had Taco Bell today.”. 8220;Not unless you want to help me move.”. It’s surprising how well this one works, considering peop...
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Vida | afroirox
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You were thinking it, too. January 12, 2016. January 12, 2016. Good news, nobody! Shout out to Professor Farnsworth. So, you know how I was talking about excuses. Okay, well, I was talking about excuses a while back, try to keep up. No? How dare you. Well, I’m going to keep typing anyway. Take that. I have said that the ultimate excuse was I don’t feel like it. And I was right it is. But I remember that there is a phrase that is even fresher than I don’t feel like it. Here it is:. And then there’s ...
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Unreal, huh? | afroirox
https://afroirox.wordpress.com/2014/08/18/unreal-huh
You were thinking it, too. August 18, 2014. August 18, 2014. So you guys, I’m not usually one for political commentary. Let me rephrase that. I am a full time mother that is on the go from morning-til-night and am so involved in my family, friends, and spirituality that jumping on the interwebs with my opinion usually just doesn’t register. I may discuss things here or there with my inner circle (that term makes me feel so special), but that’s about it. But I had to share this. Welp, he gets pulled over ...
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Ode to Cartman. | afroirox
https://afroirox.wordpress.com/2016/01/12/ode-to-cartman
You were thinking it, too. January 12, 2016. January 12, 2016. Good news, nobody! Shout out to Professor Farnsworth. So, you know how I was talking about excuses. Okay, well, I was talking about excuses a while back, try to keep up. No? How dare you. Well, I’m going to keep typing anyway. Take that. I have said that the ultimate excuse was I don’t feel like it. And I was right it is. But I remember that there is a phrase that is even fresher than I don’t feel like it. Here it is:. And then there’s ...
