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Young Master Sunshine: Jacqui Smith to become Porn Star?

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Saturday, May 02, 2009. Jacqui Smith to become Porn Star? Government Hottie Jacqui Smith today laughed off tabloid suggestions that she is due to start a new career as a porn star. Sporting a rather fetching Brazilian, she arrived by tax payer-funded car at her tax payer-funded Redditch home to confirm that she had watched 2 porn films at tax payers' expense for "educational purposes" on a tax payer-funded 42" LCD TV. She denied all allegations of abusing tax payers. Maybe she could be the new Porn Star?

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Young Master Sunshine: November 2008

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Tuesday, November 25, 2008. A Three-Year-Old's Self Evaluation. Children are so honest. Witness this conversation with daughter:. D: Mommy, what's an imp? M: It's someone who is silly and mischievous. When you and your brother are rambunctious and clown around, you're being imps. D: Brother is an imp. I'm not an imp. I'm a pill. M: What's a pill? D: Somebody who is whiny and cries a lot. Well there you go: the completely honest core of a three-year-old. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).

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Young Master Sunshine: June 2008

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Monday, June 02, 2008. I Need to Change my Ringtone Now. I had it all set. Today I was gonna go to BJs to get some shopping done ALONE. Ah, thoughts of bliss. Hubby is working from home this week, and I planned my trip out when the kids were down for rest/nap time. You know, because I was being all thoughtful of the big man. And when I left, he was working on the bills. I just DON'T bitch about him into too many ears. But he blew my "afternoon of bliss." And I probably didn't help matters. Yeah, you can ...

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Young Master Sunshine: January 2009

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Wednesday, January 21, 2009. Sherwood Forest is a real place. It is located in England’s Nottinghamshire, which lies north of London. The forest served as a hunting preserve for many English kings, and in the 1800s, tourists began flocking to the area to see the land where the legendary Robin Hood lived. Friday, January 09, 2009. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Last week saw off the deepavali celebrations. It w. Интернет-магазин одежды для девочек JennyBear.

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Young Master Sunshine: Gay Football Team

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Monday, May 04, 2009. Edinburgh has fielded 'HotScots', the first all-gay football team. I can't see them doing too well against the straight teams. I'm not homophobic or anything; I just don't think they'll be very tight at the back. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Plan it Green Online Game. Sunday at the Depot, With Speedbumps. Jacqui Smith to become Porn Star? Интернет-магазин одежды для девочек JennyBear.

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Joke Champ: Thermals....

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Wednesday, October 22, 2008. On a ski-ing holiday several years ago, an old classmate had a nasty accident. When receiving one-one tuition (this bloke really could not ski) he snow ploughed into a ditch. Prone to pining on school trips for his mother (despite we were 16 or so) he was pretty depressed and had been feeling unwell. Anyway he hit this snow bank and "superman'ed it" into a ditch about 4 feet deep full of snow. Where he puked in panic, then shat himself. Liquid shit. Lots of it.

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Joke Champ: Flight Conversation

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Tuesday, October 21, 2008. A man boarded an aircraft at London and took his seat; as he settled in he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, 'business trip or vacation? She turned, smiled enchantingly and said 'Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States'. Really', he smiled, 'what myths are those? Senior Gol...

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Young Master Sunshine: February 2009

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Friday, February 27, 2009. Don't Mess with Old People! The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, ' Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'. I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. ' How about a demonstration? Want to go double or nothing?

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colene: April 2006

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Monday, April 24, 2006. Posted by Helen at 8:42 AM. View my complete profile. Apologies to any blondes :-P. Dr Phils Test - I scored a 44.

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colene: The Italian Bride

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Wednesday, July 26, 2006. Maria had just got married and, being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous. Her mother reassured her; "Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta.". So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs.