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Dan, The People's Blogger: June 2009
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Dan, The People's Blogger. Saturday, June 6, 2009. So, I’ve always wondered what I would do in life to be remembered long after I’m dead. What would be my legacy? I’ve tried writing a movie before but I haven’t finished it. I could invent something and name it after me, but what? The guy who invented the Hymlick Maneuver has saved thousands of lives, I want to be like that guy. The name of my machine will be “Dan’s safe autoasphyxiationwacking comptraction”. Brian, since you’re my longest male read...
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Dan, The People's Blogger: October 2008
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Dan, The People's Blogger. Tuesday, October 28, 2008. Happy B-day to me! Happy B-day to me, Happy B-day to me, Happy B-day toooooo meeeee. Happy B-day to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Links to this post. Wednesday, October 22, 2008. And the winner is. So, I finally made up my mind. I’m voting for Sarah Palin! I mean I’m voting for John McCain, don’t really follow the whole politics thing so I decided to vote for the party with the hotter chicks. Cindy McCain is a total GILF! Links to this post. Meat and the new Prez.
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Dan, The People's Blogger: My blood
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Dan, The People's Blogger. Thursday, May 7, 2009. Two days later the nurse called me and said I needed to come back because they wanted to run additional tests…….it’s not a good sign when they call you for more blood, is it? Anyway, they said something about sugar being high and they started asking questions about diabetes in the family (which I don’t think we have) and diet and asking if I eat healthy. What the hell do my arm lump things have to do with diabetes? I love that SNL skit and the Geely one.
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Dan, The People's Blogger: April 2009
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Dan, The People's Blogger. Thursday, April 23, 2009. The lady walks up to me and says “ sorry but they where here first. No, I was here before them. No, they came in before you then went shopping next door and came back. How’s that even allowed in real life, you can’t do that! What the fuck hair cutter lady! I told her I had no time to wait and left. I’d been going there for. About four years, they just lost a customer, not that they’ll miss my 3 visits per year but I have to make a stand! So, The Wife i...
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Dan, The People's Blogger: December 2008
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Dan, The People's Blogger. Wednesday, December 24, 2008. So, I was driving to The School House (the house that I rent) yesterday to shovel the Got Dammed snow, Why is that my tenants expect me to shovel their snow? It’s not my fault they live in Chicago, did I invent snow? Is it my fault that the earth goes round and round and that our city happens to be kind of far from the sun during this time of year? I’m a pretty nice guy when it comes to helping strangers in need, a good Samaritan. Links to this post.
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Dan, The People's Blogger: September 2008
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Dan, The People's Blogger. Tuesday, September 23, 2008. So, somehow I was watching Sponge Bob Square pants today for the first time ever. I have no kids so I’ve never had to endure the torture. Although if I did have them I would never let them watch such garbage as Sponge Bob, my kids would be watching the good cartoons like South Park and Beavis and Butthead, now that’s some funny shit. What caught my attention more then anything else was a character named Squidwad. Links to this post. 15 % Tip 5.24.
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Dan, The People's Blogger: May 2009
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Dan, The People's Blogger. Thursday, May 7, 2009. Two days later the nurse called me and said I needed to come back because they wanted to run additional tests…….it’s not a good sign when they call you for more blood, is it? Anyway, they said something about sugar being high and they started asking questions about diabetes in the family (which I don’t think we have) and diet and asking if I eat healthy. What the hell do my arm lump things have to do with diabetes? I love that SNL skit and the Geely one.
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Dan, The People's Blogger: November 2008
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Dan, The People's Blogger. Wednesday, November 26, 2008. So, the Wife asked me to help out with the turkey because it was kind of heavy 19 lbs. I made a horrible discovery, it’s obvious to me that when my poor turkey was alive someone made sweet sweet love to it and I have the turkey fuckers penis to prove it. Why would anyone fuck a turkey then leave their penis in there? I feel like I was ripping them off, gas was $4.99 a couple of months ago. What’s the deal here, why is it so cheap now? I went to a c...
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Dan, The People's Blogger
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Dan, The People's Blogger. Tuesday, April 14, 2009. So, I want you all to look at this picture. Let’s say you’re driving home and you get to this corner. Would you turn right on Red? Would you stop even though there’s no “Do not turn on red sign” anywhere! And wait for everyone behind you to start honking their horn? I have taken this route two or three times a week for the last 5 years, ever since Bee packed and took my Mom to live with her to a far away suburb. Big Brother is watching! Plus I think the...
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Dan, The People's Blogger: I can drink!
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Dan, The People's Blogger. Saturday, April 11, 2009. So, Lent is officially over! I can finally drink alcohol! What better way to have my first beer in about 50 days then to have it at a baseball game? I got tickets to the Sox game today so I’ll be stuffing my face with hotdogs and beer, I never did get around to making my “pee pants” that I posted about a while back. I wonder if the beer will go right threw me since my system is no longer accustom to it. I always miss out on good stuff when I have to go.
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