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RIKKILEAKS: July 2013
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THE NEWS FROM THE WORLD. Wednesday, 31 July 2013. NIGELLA DIVORCE, AND ANOTHER CATHOLIC CHURCH SCANDAL. The Benedictine order which ran the schools has apologised to the victims and has offered to have a wee word with their pals at Buckfast Abbey to give them a whole year’s supply of Buckfast free by way of compensation. So Pope Frankie said “Who am I to judge gay people” adding “Because my predecessor Pope Benny judged so many of them that there are none left over for me to judge”. Frankie was on his wa...
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RIKKILEAKS: STEPHANIE FOX 32K NOW A 32M, FERRET THEFT AND A COMA
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THE NEWS FROM THE WORLD. Saturday, 21 April 2012. STEPHANIE FOX 32K NOW A 32M, FERRET THEFT AND A COMA. Turns out that Scottish glamour girl Stephanie Fox doesn’t have a 32k bosom at all. She had her bosoms measured on a German TV show and they weighed in at 32m. Seems they’ve went from K past L to M. KLM? I wonder if busen is German for bosom and wunder is German for wonder. Probably, in other works, it’s sprechen sie breasts, which the German presenter did. And now that Stephanie is officially a 32m sh...
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RIKKILEAKS: BIG BOOBS FREE ENTRY,BIEBERS TESTICLES, AND SCOTTISH STUFF IS CRAPPY
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THE NEWS FROM THE WORLD. Sunday, 24 March 2013. BIG BOOBS FREE ENTRY,BIEBERS TESTICLES, AND SCOTTISH STUFF IS CRAPPY. In further denying the promotion was sexist Mr Stone said “It isn’t, we believe in sexual equality here at the Casino Room in Rochester because next week builders with a*se cleavage will be all over the place. They will because I’m having our lounge bar remodelled”. The STV News at Six and 10.30 to 11 pm Scotland Tonight. The rest of the day our TV screens would be blank. Havi...Of course...
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RIKKILEAKS: ABU QATADA, AND RHODRI GIGGS TRIES TO DROWN NATASHA GIGGS
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THE NEWS FROM THE WORLD. Wednesday, 18 January 2012. ABU QATADA, AND RHODRI GIGGS TRIES TO DROWN NATASHA GIGGS. Wikipedia is down today as a protest against proposed draconian anti internet piracy laws, and as I use Wikipedia to check all my facts and as I can’t today,. My facts today will for the first time ever be 100% accurate. 8221; he and they are saying “blah, blah, blah, yada yada usual p*ish yada”. Reading between the lines of John Snow’s question I think he was making the point that he ent...
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RIKKILEAKS: THE LOCKERBIE BOMBER IS DEAD,AND, FACEBOOK SHARES - THE EMPERORS NEW CLOTHES
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THE NEWS FROM THE WORLD. Monday, 21 May 2012. THE LOCKERBIE BOMBER IS DEAD,AND, FACEBOOK SHARES - THE EMPERORS NEW CLOTHES. The Scottish Sun reported that Karen Gillan of Dr Who fame looked “ethereal” as she modelled in a white gown at the Cannes Film Festival. It was hard to believe that the Pope who has a 2.3% share in Facebook made $1.5b. Sorry, it’s not the Pope, it’s Bono. I always get the two mixed up, because the Pope is the Pope and Bono only thinks he’s the Pope. Yeah like Bono needs another $1&...
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RIKKILEAKS: COCO T LONG LEGS?, JODIE MARSH "SHUT UP JORDAN" AND THE REFS A CUNEYT
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THE NEWS FROM THE WORLD. Wednesday, 6 March 2013. COCO T LONG LEGS? JODIE MARSH "SHUT UP JORDAN" AND THE REFS A CUNEYT. Coco T has tweeted a snap to her fans of what she calls her long legs. Long legs compared to whose exactly. Jeanette Krankie? In Zoo Jodie said “When was the last time Katie Price modelled for a men’s magazine, about a 100 years ago? A 100 years ago? Jodie went on to say that men still found Kelly and herself sexy, but the same can’t be said for Price. Jodie added that Kelly is the numb...
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RIKKILEAKS: SARAH BEENY'S BOSOMS, AND 100 YEAR OLD SMOKER.
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THE NEWS FROM THE WORLD. Thursday, 21 June 2012. SARAH BEENY'S BOSOMS, AND 100 YEAR OLD SMOKER. Her boobs are always big on Property Ladder because she is always pregnant. Anyone who says they’ve seen a Property Ladder in which Sarah isn’t pregnant in is a liar. She’s permanently pregnant, well not permanently because she did have a week off the pregnancy thing in May 2003. 100 YEAR OLD VIOLET ADAMS. The British Lung Foundation chief Dr James Cant, whose surname you must be really careful to pronounce pr...
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RIKKILEAKS: August 2013
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THE NEWS FROM THE WORLD. Wednesday, 28 August 2013. MILEY CYRUS NUDE BIKINI AND BADGER CULL. Miley Cyrus’s risqué gyrating at the MTV awards has drawn complaints from a parents pressure group in the US. Miley performed in a nude bikini with a Throbbing Dick. Admittedly I may have misheard that, or misread it, or it was a misprint and she actually performed on stage with Robin Thicke.who had a throbbing dick. Miley’s performance generated 306.000 tweets per minute which teaches us what? That’s a ter...
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RIKKILEAKS: JAPANESE DOLPHIN MURDERERS, AND THE WINTER OLYMPICS CRAPPING FACILITIES
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THE NEWS FROM THE WORLD. Wednesday, 22 January 2014. JAPANESE DOLPHIN MURDERERS, AND THE WINTER OLYMPICS CRAPPING FACILITIES. A photograph published on the BBC website of the pooing facilities as the Sochi winter Olympics has caused a Twitter storm. The site has communal toilets en masse and a cosy two seater affair whereby athletes can sh*t and have an intimate conversation at the same time. An intimate conversation about what, how smashing Putin is? Attendees also chanted the names of prominent Nazis a...
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RIKKILEAKS: LEE RYAN DROPPED FROM CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER, AND CHEAPO FAKE BOOBS
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THE NEWS FROM THE WORLD. Wednesday, 4 January 2012. LEE RYAN DROPPED FROM CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER, AND CHEAPO FAKE BOOBS. He has been replaced on CBB by So Solid Crew’s Romeo who is such a celebrity that the show should be renamed Super Celebrity Big Brother. In fact the Queen offered to replace Ryan on the show but C5 decided that Romeo is a bigger celebrity than the Queen, and as soon as the Queen realises that the better. As should have the fact that fly pitchers were out on the stree. PAY DAY LOANS,.
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