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[redacted]: Happy Boob Day Eve, New York!
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Thursday, April 17, 2008. Happy Boob Day Eve, New York! There was already a text message on my phone when I woke up this morning. It was from my friend John in. It’s not Boob Day yet. But with 72 degrees today and 77 degrees tomorrow, it’s definitely Boob Day Eve. This will be the first time in my life that I will miss Boob Day. Boob Day, of course, is the day in. All winter long they have been bundled up, keeping their fun bags in the toy chest. But suddenly, it starts to warm up. Usually there ...Boob ...
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[redacted]: Happy Boob Day Eve Redux
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Friday, April 17, 2009. Happy Boob Day Eve Redux. I’m receiving reports from my Boob Czar in New York that with a classic bell jar weather pattern forming, tomorrow is shaping up to be Boob Day 2009 and on the exact one-year anniversary of Boob Day 2008. Someone call the Farmer’s Almanac, because you could time your crops by this, people! Ladies, I would like to apologize for the fact that there is no complementary holiday for women, but I can’t because the idea of Penis Day or, God help us, Sack Day sou...
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[redacted]: [redacted] FAQs
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Friday, February 19, 2010. I know you all probably have some questions, as well you should. I figure we could either all go into an online chat room and sort this out 1998-style ( Ok, who brought the pedophile! Or I could curate a sampling of the most common questions and concerns and preemptively address them here. So let's get down to it. How was your Christmas? Brooke got me an antique tie clip that everyone compliments me on. I know I'm a little late to the Mad Men. Where have you been, asshole?
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[redacted]: April 2007
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Thursday, April 19, 2007. I’ll be on vacation for the next four days. Not like the vacation I’ve been on the past month where I only log on two or three times a week and post FART! Have a great weekend. See you when I get back. Monday, April 16, 2007. Knut And I Aren’t Feeling Well. The Berlin Zoo's popular polar bear cub, Knut, is not feeling well and had his daily public appearance in front of thousands of visitors cut short Monday after only 30 minutes. After I broke the story. You’ve got to earn it!
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[redacted]: 1001 Things I Hate: No. 2
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Thursday, July 2, 2009. 1001 Things I Hate: No. 2. After a man in an elevator told me to smile, I decided to start a series on Dan’s blog called 1001 Things I Hate. Well, yeah. I hate 1000 and 1 things, and I have a list. Talking on the Phone. Dan: Hey. What’s up? Brooke: Nothing. (Pause.). Dan: Where are you? Brooke: I’m at th. Dan: Wait, did you say something? The calls I dread most are of the let’s catch up variety. Look, I get it. You live in. I have no news. Oh wait! And I write back, Sure. Plan...
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[redacted]: I’m Going to the Non-Denominational Beach Ceremony and I’m Gonna Get Ma-a-aried
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Thursday, April 8, 2010. I’m Going to the Non-Denominational Beach Ceremony and I’m Gonna Get Ma-a-aried. Hey, it’s Brooke. Long time. No write. I’m not going to make excuses like Dan cause let’s be honest, this isn’t my blog and I owe you people nothing. But today, I thought I’d write. Is it because my new position in corporate American is slowly sucking out of my soul? No, I love my job. Go team! Also, I’m so happy! To be engaged. And I wanted to share my first bride-ish experience: dress shopping.
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[redacted]: Happy Boob
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Tuesday, April 6, 2010. On a day marked by resurrections, one Easter event failed to rise to the occasion: Boob Day. 75 degrees. No breeze. Sunny as an undercooked egg. It was supposed to be it needed. To be Boob Day, my first one back since a two-year Boob Day hiatus. And yet, it flopped. (Pun intended? What does it matter . . .). Diet, I figured tight, attention-grabbing clothing would be a no-brainer. No dice. There Brooke and I were, walking the streets of. But then a miraculous thing happened, and I...
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[redacted]: An Open Letter to My Pants
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Friday, March 5, 2010. An Open Letter to My Pants. Hey, Pants. What's up? I think we need to talk about what happened yesterday. I know you have a lot going on, so I'll refresh your memory in case you've forgotten. It was about 4:00 in the afternoon. I had just returned to the office after running an errand and Puppy was pretty happy to see me. He's like that. Sometimes when I take the trash out, I return to find him sitting by the door with his tail wagging like, "I missed you! Clearly, you put me it a ...
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Tuesday, March 2, 2010. Note from Brooke: "I refuse to participate because Jake's a tool.". Fair enough. Jake is, in fact, a tool. Perhaps the tooliest of tools. The monkey wrench, if you will. I imagine he's one of those guys who makes faces at himself while he's thinking, like if he's on line at the deli deliberating between turkey and ham, he'd be like, ". Is lower in fat. ( Head nod. But you just had chicken last night and they're practic. The same thing. ( Smirk. A turkey wrap it is. ( Big smile.
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[redacted]: Like a Collapsed Lung The Bachelor Season Finale is Impossible to Ignore
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Monday, March 1, 2010. Like a Collapsed Lung The Bachelor Season Finale is Impossible to Ignore. I've been pretty busy these past few months, so I haven't re. Had the opportunity to watch this season of The Bachelor. Although when I was ten years old and my mom gave birth to my little sister I made my aunt let me finish watching the last half hour of Star Trek IV. Before going to visit them at the hospital, so I've never re. Let life changing events get in the way of my entertainment before. With either ...
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