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Grocery cart poet: Of vacuum cleaners and stuffs
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Men's zone, Masculinism, Parenthood and Mid life crisis. Wednesday, July 15, 2009. Of vacuum cleaners and stuffs. Live with a woman for only five minutes and any man will realise that each sex perceives the world in a completely different way, despite sharing the same five senses. Dragon is hypersensitive to many things, but she have no clue when it comes to use the gadgets that I got for us. For years, I have been trying to teach her how our vcr/dvd record function works but to no avail.
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Mid life crisis: Awake
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Thursday, August 12, 2010. I slept and woke up and I slept and I woke up again. Floating aliens, starships, Mathama Gandhi. I have been dreaming again. It's 3 am in the morning. Now I have to spend the next 3 hours getting back to sleep. At least the dreams was better than my other recuring dream in which I am naked at the high school assembly. Wait what's that "groooo. groooooo chup. chup. grrroooo." sound? Posted by Alaz Goh. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Back to main page. My Blog - Main Page.
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Grocery cart poet: September 2007
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Men's zone, Masculinism, Parenthood and Mid life crisis. Sunday, September 30, 2007. Of shoes, purses and dresses. Like most men, I'm confused by feminism. This might also confuses many women, but that's someone else's blog. For the longest time, I wasn't sure what the word actually meant. There must be reasons why women have so much stuff. I haven't spoken to my dragon personally, so I don't know what these reasons are. Every girl told me it's common that they have many purses, but. but.thirty? Labels: ...
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Mid life crisis: February 2009
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009. Things men never want to hear. I'm afraid it's not the starter.'. Gee, I've never seen one quite that misshapen. What's this letter from the Inland Revenue? I thought you had money. I thought you were going to pay. From your doctor: That had to hurt. From the police: Put under your driving license. From the masseuse: Whoops! From your girlfriends: I meant. Posted by Alaz Goh. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Back to main page. My Blog - Main Page.
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Parenthood: January 2011
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Friday, January 7, 2011. One day my dragon was out and I was put in charge of my junior, my little baby boy. He was already about 3 years old and was playing the "little tea set" belonging to my daughter. It was just a "little tea set" with a few little tea cups and a little teapot. Did it ever occur to you that the only place he can reach to get water is the toilet? Posted by Alaz Goh. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). My Blog - Main Page. Picture Window template. Powered by Blogger.
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Mid life crisis: April 2008
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Saturday, April 26, 2008. My rich, spicy food. I love rich, spicy food. I avoid it because it makes me feel both bloated and about to explode. Similarly I don't believe that monogamy is a biological truth, particularly for men. But I still don't fool around because dragon would put a grenade in my pants. Now that's feeling bloated and about to explode. What's the secret recipe for fidelity? But be careful that she doesn't want you wear blousy pirate shirts and change your name to Capt. Jack Sparrow.
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Mid life crisis: June 2008
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Monday, June 2, 2008. Of pub and work. I had to work (very hard) when I am in England. It was also quite difficult to communicate as daylight in Malaysia is almost midnight here and there were always a few urgent reports that missed the deadline. So I came to these pubs and working on them all morning and took out a comma. and in the afternoon I put it back again. Ahh after a couple of drinks, I realised that I have to redo these all over again tomorrow, the comma seems to be a little different.
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My younger days: September 2008
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Sunday, September 21, 2008. My life in primary 5. Moving to a new place intrigued me. Pretty soon, I was apprehending the nature of reality and the mysteries of man and woman. the mysteries of existence. I wanted to know my place in the universe. So, I returned to my passion for books about sciences and UFOs. That I wasn't allowed to say. I mean, why were they there in the first place? Posted by Alaz Goh. Saturday, September 20, 2008. New school and new faces. I was transferred to SRK Subang Jaya. Th...
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Mid life crisis: January 2008
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Saturday, January 12, 2008. Er excuse me while I duck. Don't get me wrong. I know I am objectifying women, but I do so without malice. I know in my heart I don't mean anything bad by it. I just talk about everything that way. That's what all men do. We look at Amber Chia in Playboy and said, "Whew, nice lines." When we get to know the woman as a person, she's no longer an object. I wonder if it's similar but reversed for women? Oh that guy got long lips. ". It's worth thinking about. Posted by Alaz Goh.
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My younger days: My first girlfriend
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009. My first girlfriend was really sexy, but she wouldn't give it to me in the dark. I'd have to get it somehow; and I'd have to give something in return. An unspoken barter system existed - a good early lesson about women and relationships. We sat on the couch for hours. She, waiting for me to. Something. Me, waiting for her first to say. But you see, I would have to do something first in order for her to respond. But I couldn't make my move until she said yes. Posted by Alaz Goh.
