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an old joke..... - the crashing sound of a committee in session
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Sun, Jul. 5th, 2009, 12:56 am. Stop me if you've heard this one before. What is the difference between sarah palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded* thing came out of her vagina! And yes i used the retarded. get over it. i was raised in an age of lawn darts and nuclear holocaust. a word can be overlooked. P.S. it makes the joke work. P.P.S i have family members who i call 're-re'. Sun, Jul. 5th, 2009 06:30 am (UTC). Sun, Jul. 5th, 2009 07:27 am (UTC). Why, you crazy old jokester! Thu, Jul. 9...
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i wasn't going to do this, but... - the crashing sound of a committee in session
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Mon, Jan. 12th, 2009, 11:28 pm. I wasn't going to do this, but. I thought about it for two days and relented. as i am want to do. Here is the obligatory fuck off to the old year and the preemptive fuck you to the year that has begun. Best part of 2008:. Of course i am all to glad to be whomever he needs me to be. I just hope that one day i can be the uncle he needs and deserves. Worst part of 2008:. Best part of the year so far:. Part of the year i can't wait for:. So there it is. I am now 36 but back to...
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Zack and Miri Make a Porno - Pornstar ID - the crashing sound of a committee in session
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Thu, Oct. 9th, 2008, 09:22 pm. Zack and Miri Make a Porno - Pornstar ID. Make Your Own ID! Sat, Oct. 11th, 2008 12:03 am (UTC). Career change or gave up on the DIB and went for the PS? Mon, Oct. 13th, 2008 05:11 pm (UTC). I just wanted to make it "official" like. Mon, Oct. 13th, 2008 05:32 pm (UTC). Any similarity to any person living or dead is not merely coincidental. OH, ok. that was my other guess, but i thought that was too simple an explanation. i should've known. ;). And not a moment too soon!
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i built you a home in my heart with rotten wood. - the crashing sound of a committee in session
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Mon, Sep. 1st, 2008, 05:10 pm. I built you a home in my heart with rotten wood. Did I tell you I live in Austin now? Well did I tell you that I live in a subdivision that is mostly people who believe in or practice transcendental meditation? Well it is. And there are hippies everywhere! Look at his father! I spoke to him with the intent of drawing blood, I used harsh language, I wanted him to know what it was like to be 7 and know that you are on your own. I spoke to him in this way in front of Terri.
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so what, in your opinion, is the most times someone thought about… - the crashing sound of a committee in session
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Wed, Jul. 8th, 2009, 09:41 pm. So what, in your opinion, is the most times someone thought about topping themselves in a single day? Thu, Jul. 9th, 2009 04:42 am (UTC). That depends on their success rate, doesn't it? I know, I saw Star Trek, too. If you promise not to get handsy, I have a HUG for you. Stay alive, if only to prove the bastards wrong who said you'd be dead by now. Thu, Jul. 9th, 2009 06:17 pm (UTC). With a maraschino cherry? I know. that's not funny. Mr riley, you best cut that out.
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