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Wayno's World: Questions You Hope Your Pupils Won't Ask You
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A randomly offensive look at recently amusing, stupid, obnoxious, and/or serious items that tickled my fancy, and/or, just ticked me off. Coquitlam, B.C., Canada. View my complete profile. Tuesday, January 31, 2006. Questions You Hope Your Pupils Won't Ask You. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of its bottle? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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Wayno's World: Irish Prostitute
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A randomly offensive look at recently amusing, stupid, obnoxious, and/or serious items that tickled my fancy, and/or, just ticked me off. Coquitlam, B.C., Canada. View my complete profile. Thursday, January 26, 2006. An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her. Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Danny Elfman'...
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Wayno's World: First Date
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A randomly offensive look at recently amusing, stupid, obnoxious, and/or serious items that tickled my fancy, and/or, just ticked me off. Coquitlam, B.C., Canada. View my complete profile. Sunday, January 29, 2006. A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy.". The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Canadian M...
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Wayno's World: The Oldest Profession
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A randomly offensive look at recently amusing, stupid, obnoxious, and/or serious items that tickled my fancy, and/or, just ticked me off. Coquitlam, B.C., Canada. View my complete profile. Saturday, January 28, 2006. A physician, a civil engineer, and a consultant were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The consultant leaned back in her chair, smiled, and then said confidently, "Ah, but who do you think created the chaos? Posted by Wayno at 1/28/2006 06:51:00 AM. One For The Ladies.
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Wayno's World: Navy Psychiatrist
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A randomly offensive look at recently amusing, stupid, obnoxious, and/or serious items that tickled my fancy, and/or, just ticked me off. Coquitlam, B.C., Canada. View my complete profile. Tuesday, January 24, 2006. The navy psychiatrist was interviewing a potential sailor. To check on the young man's response to trouble, the psychiatrist asked, "What would you do if you looked out of that window right now and saw a battleship coming down the street? Where would you get the torpedo? Ain't it Cool News.
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Wayno's World: The Drums
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A randomly offensive look at recently amusing, stupid, obnoxious, and/or serious items that tickled my fancy, and/or, just ticked me off. Coquitlam, B.C., Canada. View my complete profile. Saturday, January 28, 2006. A researcher arrives in. To gather data for his thesis. Accompanied by his trusty guide, he seeks out a very remote locale for researching the mating behaviour of the giant rat of. The guide announces, "I don't like the sound of those drums.". The dusk turns to evening. The drums get louder.
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Wayno's World: Employee Evaluations
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A randomly offensive look at recently amusing, stupid, obnoxious, and/or serious items that tickled my fancy, and/or, just ticked me off. Coquitlam, B.C., Canada. View my complete profile. Tuesday, January 24, 2006. For everyone who has ever received or given an evaluation, just remember, it could have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from Federal Government employee performance evaluations. 1 "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig.". 17 "If you see t...
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Wayno's World: Randoms
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A randomly offensive look at recently amusing, stupid, obnoxious, and/or serious items that tickled my fancy, and/or, just ticked me off. Coquitlam, B.C., Canada. View my complete profile. Tuesday, January 31, 2006. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. How is it one c...
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Wayno's World: Quotes
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A randomly offensive look at recently amusing, stupid, obnoxious, and/or serious items that tickled my fancy, and/or, just ticked me off. Coquitlam, B.C., Canada. View my complete profile. Tuesday, January 31, 2006. An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing. An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane. An archaeologist is a person who's career lies in ruins. A lawyer is a ...
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Wayno's World: Another Frog
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A randomly offensive look at recently amusing, stupid, obnoxious, and/or serious items that tickled my fancy, and/or, just ticked me off. Coquitlam, B.C., Canada. View my complete profile. Friday, January 27, 2006. A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. It hasn'tbeen proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.
