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“mein na lagaaoongee haath re…” | Samandar-e-Bemaina - The Abbasnama

https://abbasnama.wordpress.com/2011/02/20/lat-ulhee-suljha-ja-re-baalam

Samandar-e-Bemaina – The Abbasnama. We all live in a pakola submarine. 8220;mein na lagaaoongee haath re…”. It is also this skill that enables me to observe the fact that in the limbo spot between the heavens and the earth, where everyone’s consciences reside, there are two, and only two, societal trends that are truly universal; viz. the deep and unwavering belief that lala. Is the greatest thing on earth and the equally deep and unwavering prejudice against the follically challenged. I have been descri...

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Samandar-e-Bemaina - The Abbasnama | The comic tragedy of the life of Abbas. | Page 2

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Samandar-e-Bemaina – The Abbasnama. Newer posts ». 8220;, i hear my reader shout, “. Does all that have to do with anything? I’m almost as broke as you are! Invest, ha ha! Invest, my foot! I’m dodging the collection guys from the credit card company! And you, you pompous ass, are probably lobbying for bankruptcy laws in the uae. 8220;a cake of c4 and an envelope full of anthrax walk into a bank…”. But that is the kind of stuff you can live with. “. 8221; you say. or “. Hence: what’s your name? Be gratefu...

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we all live in a pakola submarine | Samandar-e-Bemaina - The Abbasnama

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Samandar-e-Bemaina – The Abbasnama. 8220;mein na lagaaoongee haath re…”. 8230;hai qais, meray baad. We all live in a pakola submarine. You are almost thirteen years old. And then, a couple of weeks later, you see mahnoor baloch. In a tv commercial. Every freaking second of that world cup with your team. you are afridi, you are shoaib, you are even bloody kamran akmal. You are almost thirty years old. You did it right, boys. i wouldn’t have had it any other way. The father of dhabi. Feed for this Entry.

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….hai qais, meray baad. | Samandar-e-Bemaina - The Abbasnama

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Samandar-e-Bemaina – The Abbasnama. We all live in a pakola submarine. 8230;hai qais, meray baad. Since i have more or less completely lost whatever smattering of creative ability i once had, and since you have obviously not lost your desire to read my stuff, i will take the middle road, not the one robert frost (. Two roads diverged in a wood and I – I took the one less travelled by. And junaid jamshed (. Hum kyun chalein uss rah par, jis rah par sab hee chalein. Ing out loud, even if you’re merel...

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the law of the excluded middle | Samandar-e-Bemaina - The Abbasnama

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Samandar-e-Bemaina – The Abbasnama. For the want of a nail. Ssss…. as in sucking. The law of the excluded middle. Lets face it. i was once a pseudointellectual type. In recent years the law has acquired a new meaning. it means that the middle area has to be excluded from decision making. you do not, actually cannot, indulge its whimsies which often border on the absolutely unreasonable – like. Followed by chocolate cake. or prawn biryani. Fried pomphret. or. 8211; has written the book on good parenting&#...

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honour thy (grand)father | Samandar-e-Bemaina - The Abbasnama

https://abbasnama.wordpress.com/2011/07/28/buddha-hoga-tera-baap

Samandar-e-Bemaina – The Abbasnama. Thy will be damned. Being “and family”. Of course, that is not what this post is about. However, i have recently received the semi-clarification that i’m not. Father not regular father – used to watch the tv shows i mentioned when she inquired who moeen akhtar. They be mixin’ it real strong. But…. assuming i survive most of ramadan, i’ll turn 30 next month. 30! Terms, my chief concern at the moment is as follows:. Maashooq kahein aap hamaare hain buzurg. I havent comme...

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institutionalized | Samandar-e-Bemaina - The Abbasnama

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Samandar-e-Bemaina – The Abbasnama. 8230;hai qais, meray baad. Thy will be damned. You wouldn’t be very wrong if you suggested that i had obsessive compulsive disorder. but i will not stop until i get all 93. The sweet stench of life. 3 Responses to “institutionalized”. Feed for this Entry. On July 13, 2011. Wow ji. Suddenly, I must say, vil u frenship me? Cuz you’ve got some Wodehouse I haven’t read. I’ll swap you Hem for them. On July 15, 2011. On July 20, 2011. 8230;hai qais, meray baad. Urdu ka janaz...

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thy will be damned | Samandar-e-Bemaina - The Abbasnama

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Samandar-e-Bemaina – The Abbasnama. Thy will be damned. No one knows. but most people are sure they exist. some people claim to have seen them. some communicate with the other side regularly. I, of course, have the inside story. But i will not tell it to you. nyaah na na na na. What i will tell you is that whether or not they exist is irrelevant. there are much more dangerous beings walking the face of the earth. and i’m not even talking about desi matchmaking aunties. no, its the. Abhi to mein jawan hoon.

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being “and family” | Samandar-e-Bemaina - The Abbasnama

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Samandar-e-Bemaina – The Abbasnama. Being “and family”. While the rest of my nation is caught up in election fever and clogging the blogosphere and all sorts of social media with never-ending treatises on why their candidate is better – or, more commonly – why the opposing candidates are worse; and either conjuring up. Waqia ye hai ke. I’m getting married. But yeah, i’m getting married. Yaar, abbas bhi to. But sadly for them, this cannot be so any more. And that, as they say, is that. The prolonged hiatu...