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Saturday, July 19, 2014. What I've learned about prayer from how we often practice it. The only proper posture for prayer is head-bowed, eyes-closed. Prayer is how we get God to do our will. Prayer is the method by which God finds out what is going on in the world. Prayer is the church gossip and news report. God answers prayer" means God answers prayers with "Yes.". God needs our prayers in order to do anything in the world. What do you need? Links to this post. Saturday, June 28, 2014. 8220;Bananas are...

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IT CAME FROM ALLEN'S BRAIN!: Further Contemplations of the Sundry Motivations for Intentional Proximity of Bananas and Humanoid Otic Orifices

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Saturday, June 28, 2014. Further Contemplations of the Sundry Motivations for Intentional Proximity of Bananas and Humanoid Otic Orifices. 12 more answers, arranged topically for your inconvenience. 8220;Why do you have a banana in your ear? 8221; I asked (yet a fourth time.). Don’t think of it as “in my ear.” Think of it as “brain adjacent.”. Earbuds are SO last season! Buds become blooms. Blooms fall off, and are replaced by fruit. Voila! 8220;I’m receiving a transmission, Captain! 8220;I do this in ac...

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IT CAME FROM ALLEN'S BRAIN!: Tea Kettle of the Damned

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Thursday, April 24, 2014. Tea Kettle of the Damned. Been on a film noir kick lately. And since this is the Brain Lab, I had to involve coffee and monsters. And absurdly over-the-top bad writing. My own photo of my home espresso maker. I manipulated the colors, balance, etc., to make it look like it came out of a 1940s detective flick. It really does make a sound like a grief-stricken ghost, though. I swear I own the Keurig version. Its name is Boris. April 25, 2014 10:55 PM. Cappuccinos of the Night!

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IT CAME FROM ALLEN'S BRAIN!: Other answers to "Why do you have a banana in your ear?"

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Thursday, May 29, 2014. Other answers to "Why do you have a banana in your ear? Because when life gets surreal, sometimes ya just gotta respond in like kind, and stick a banana in your ear! Consider the classic example of our hero, Ernie:. And when Bert asks him why. He has a banana in his ear, he responds, "What'd you say, Bert? I can't hear you. I've got a banana in my ear." Brilliant. I have some other options, though. No, it's not a bandana! No, my name isn't Anna. Oh! You mean, you don't know. State...

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IT CAME FROM ALLEN'S BRAIN!: More Bananas. More Ears. More Answers.

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Sunday, June 01, 2014. More Bananas. More Ears. More Answers. And why do YOU have a banana in your ear? Oh, I think we BOTH know the answer to THAT, don't we? Nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more! I have no idea what this answer is really supposed to imply.). Scientific method: I've worked out the questions of Where. I may stick it in my ear, and How. I'm still working on the Why. Is not the only question that may be asked. Because I'm a banana tree! You see, I really had no choice! All out of Q-tips.".

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IT CAME FROM ALLEN'S BRAIN!: St Espressus of Java, on Iced Coffee

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Wednesday, June 25, 2014. St Espressus of Java, on Iced Coffee. In my work among the Mohammedans*, I discovered a unique custom they had regarding the blessed beverage. On those summer days when it is hottest, they climb to the highest peaks and collect quantities of clean snow and ice, with which they cool their coffee until it becomes a quite soothing and refreshing beverage. It’s also good with the addition of a small amount of milk or cream. The Holy Father* should really try it. June 25, 2014 8:19 PM.

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The Ironic Catholic: Sure Beats "Lord, Who Throughout These Forty Days"

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Writing Challenge: Week 16 | H. M. Snow, Fantasy Novelist

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About H. M. Snow. Fantasy Worlds of H. M. Snow. H M Snow, Fantasy Novelist. Thinker, Writer, Outsider. About H. M. Snow. Fantasy Worlds of H. M. Snow. April 29, 2014. Writing Challenge: Week 16. The Weight of a Village. By H M. Snow. At the square, he found the company he sought. Evening, Freddy. Evening, Dwyn. Let’s see, said Dwyn. Her pallid face stood out ghostly in the dusk, framed by her tangled black dreadlocks and the hood she wore regardless of the weather. You’ve gotten stronger. Good. Silent up...

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Writing Challenge: Week 17 | H. M. Snow, Fantasy Novelist

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About H. M. Snow. Fantasy Worlds of H. M. Snow. H M Snow, Fantasy Novelist. Thinker, Writer, Outsider. About H. M. Snow. Fantasy Worlds of H. M. Snow. May 6, 2014. Writing Challenge: Week 17. By H M. Snow. Swordbearer and death hound eyed one another, both panting, both worn out by the chase. From up in the tree, the swordbearer addressed the hound: Good evening to you. I’m Des– not that you’re interested, I guess. Hold on, blurted Des. Don’t! Facing the shadow fully for the first time, Des sucked in a l...

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The Ironic Catholic: Assumptions

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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde. Dear Communion of Saints: the book. Felon Blames 70s Church Architecture: the book. Good Grief, and a serious book too. Feeds, facebook, Twitter connections. Wednesday, August 15, 2012. 1 That any child of yours will go down for a nap, no matter how tired YOU are. (see: Murphy's Law). 2 Everyone cares about the presidential election. (I'm voting the Communion of Saints ticket.). Prayers for sleep and syllabi!

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Kinda Kitschy: So Jesus Walks Into A Bar

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009. So Jesus Walks Into A Bar. And the bartender says, "Shut the door! What, were you born in a barn? Yes, "Thou Shalt Laugh 4" is. It doesn't get any funnier than that. I'm serious. The most disturbing thing about that whole video might be John Tesh's haircut. Hairpiece? Posted by M. Gregory. Hey, youre back! Doin the happy dance). Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Who Is This Guy? Just another reluctant grownup. View my complete profile. A derogatory term used to describe work...

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Kinda Kitschy: The Joke

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Thursday, May 20, 2010. So, the question is, "How do I relate to my faith? Or maybe, "How do I. To relate to my faith? Answer is, "You don't." Your faith, ideally, is not something you relate to. It's just something you are. You don't relate to your height, or the color of your eyes, or the myriad other factual observances that fall under the heading. Be really, really ironic and turn it into a book deal. So I do relate to it. I used to relate to it by saying statements that equated to, "I am. Not becaus...

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Kinda Kitschy: Move Over Windows

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Friday, February 05, 2010. Digital Accountability began as a division of Christuff Industries devoted to producing nothing but wholesome, family-oriented, restrictively Christian computer software. For a long time, we only managed to come up with various flavors of computerized Bibles. We continually built around the Crusader software and now, we are proud to introduce to you the world's first Christian OS! A randomly generated Bible trivia question will be required at every login! Blocks any attempt to ...

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Kinda Kitschy: And the Winner Is...Nobody

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Monday, February 01, 2010. And the Winner Is.Nobody. How do you get Lady GaGa's attention? You p-p-poke her face. ROFL. The apostrophe bothers me, the other looks like a nickname for grandmothers) aired last night. Like everyone, I've been having to bear the onslaught of uninhibited opinion that inevitably follows any large-scale declaration of worth. Walking, cleaning, playing video games, eating, writing, driving, showering. Okay, maybe not showering. The Dove awards, the Grammy Awards better behaved y...

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Kinda Kitschy: To My Reprobate Friends

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Thursday, November 12, 2009. To My Reprobate Friends. Look, I thought we had an agreement. I've kept up my end of the bargain, but you've been shirking. I've been working really hard at this whole "friendship evangelism" thing. Don't worry, I get it! You hated the whole "shotgun-you-in-the-face-with-the-Gospel-and-call-you-a-sinner" approach. Believe me, it was labor-intensive and not very fun. We didn't have much in common then. No You've got a hangover. We both know I'm a bigoted, right-wing holy rolle...

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IT CAME FROM ALLEN'S BRAIN!

Saturday, July 19, 2014. What I've learned about prayer from how we often practice it. The only proper posture for prayer is head-bowed, eyes-closed. Prayer is how we get God to do our will. Prayer is the method by which God finds out what is going on in the world. Prayer is the church gossip and news report. God answers prayer" means God answers prayers with "Yes.". God needs our prayers in order to do anything in the world. What do you need? Links to this post. Saturday, June 28, 2014. 8220;Bananas are...

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