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After the Rat Race: Procrastination

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After the Rat Race. Friday, April 07, 2006. Extract of a phone conversation with my sister. Sis: "So. What are you up to today? Laura: "Well, so far I've cleaned two thirds of my flat.". Sis: "I see. So you've got an essay to write then? Posted by laura jerram at 12:15 pm. View my complete profile. Looking back with affection. All Quiet on the Blogging Front. The Black Cloud Cometh.

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After the Rat Race: April 2006

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After the Rat Race. Friday, April 07, 2006. Extract of a phone conversation with my sister. Sis: "So. What are you up to today? Laura: "Well, so far I've cleaned two thirds of my flat.". Sis: "I see. So you've got an essay to write then? Posted by laura jerram at 12:15 pm. Wednesday, April 05, 2006. All Quiet on the Blogging Front. Oh, dear reader. How do I miss thee. Let me count the ways. One of the biggest oversights I made when signing up to this three-year Masters was exactly quite how much actual.

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grasping the nettle: December 2004

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Simple things, loving thoughts, little stories, much wisdom (even if I say so myself), some bewilderment about the technology of it all, a great determination to improve. Monday, December 27, 2004. Yoga for a purpose. At the other side of the world the elements have unleashed themsleves, causing death to thousands upon thousands, and mayhem and sorrow for million upon million. I am sending thoughts of Peace to the victims of the cataclysm in Asia. I hope you can join me. Posted by jocelyne at 12/27/2004.

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Bridget Who?

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October 29, 2004. Andrehttp:/ www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gif. And read, and then spend some time reading Andre's own story. Posted by laura jerram : 09:22. October 28, 2004. Go and read another blog. Yes, dear readers. It's true. I'm urging you all to read elsewhere. But only until the weekend while I try and sort out the shit-stack that is my life right now. Readers, I bring you www.newsfelch.blogspot.com. Even the title is excellent! Posted by laura jerram : 08:25. October 25, 2004. As the woman grew ...

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Bridget Who?

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January 31, 2005. The Ginger Nut (cooking pasta): Hey Rizzo, what happened to your eye? What's with the graze? Rizzo (casually drinking wine): Got into a fight. Bit embarrassing really. Jonesy (shocked, eating twiglets): No! You got into a fight? Rizzo (still casually drinking wine): No, not really. The Ginger Nut (holding spoon in mid-air, spilling pasta sauce down her top): So, what happened then? Rizzo (still casually drinking wine): A sex act that went wrong. Bit embarrassing really. January 29, 2005.

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Bridget Who?

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July 30, 2004. Just hideously and horrifically bored. Boredy, boredy, bored. Work is so quiet at the moment. My phone rang two hours ago. It was the wrong number! I offered to do someone else’s work. It took me five minutes. I’ve even agreed to go out to lunch with the office misogynist next week, you know, just to liven things up. Clearly, things are bad. They don’t do that anymore? But hang on a minute Jonesey , I hear you all cry. Let’s just get life into a. Bit of perspective shall we! July 29, 2004.

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Bridget Who?

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April 30, 2004. If Thursday is the new Friday than surely Friday should be the new Saturday? In which case, what the fuck am I doing sat at my desk wearing yesterday’s clothes, looking and feeling like a sack of shit, when I should be enjoying a luxurious lie-in at home? Lard Lard is the only thing that can help me now. Lard will succeed where Nurofen and two cans of coke have failed. At least I hope so. Posted by laura jerram : 11:30. April 29, 2004. A modern day story. I lower the book and glance round...

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Bridget Who?

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March 24, 2005. I left the house in a great mood this morning. The prospect of half a day off, sunshine in the sky and some good music on my diskman (how retro) had put a spring in my step. I wandered through the estate singing along to The Who after a lovely chat over breakfast with my even lovelier sister. An elderly woman in a tabard. I guess that's Bermondsey for you! Posted by laura jerram : 12:48. March 22, 2005. Out with the old, in with the new. But Jonesy, she said. You’re nearly thirty. Came ov...

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Bridget Who?

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September 30, 2004. Print some business cards. Register it on the relevant websites. Register myself as self employed. Jonesy is going freelance. Wish me luck. I'm going to need it. Posted by laura jerram : 13:17. September 29, 2004. And So It Begins. Ms Jones, Dahling *air kiss, air kiss*. You look FABulous. Been away? Simply devine. Miss Lily, DOWN girl! Davina, a cup of tea for Ms Jones dear, thank you. Milk no sugar isn't it? Sensible girl, sensible. Turn your hand to anything don't you? I'm sat at m...

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Bridget Who?

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December 28, 2004. The Great DIY Adventure. It's a strange world when three days after Christmas you find yourself dressed like Bananarama, covered in plaster, eating a Pot Noodle. For most people the week between Christmas and New Year doesn't involve such ludicrous behaviour but if you're in my flat this week, the chances are you'll be wearing old cut-off jeans, a 1980s U2 T-shirt and you'll be Doing-It-Yourself with more gusto than Rick Waller in a pie shop! Day, it was Learn to Re-Plaster a Wall.