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HAUTEMESSinHOLLYWOOD: {Stalker Much?}
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Sunday, January 22, 2012. Remember when AOL was actually cool? I spent hours gossiping with my girlfriends on IM during my junior high days. I also remember my mom warning me not to talk to strangers on the Internet, "Under no circumstances respond to someone you don't know. Do not give them your age/sex/location. They will find you and you will die." Ok, maybe it didn't go exactly like that. January 27, 2012 at 12:25 PM. I mean, how could he not get the hint when you didnt answer the phone? Visit my blo...
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HAUTEMESSinHOLLYWOOD: October 2012
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Wednesday, October 10, 2012. The Last Nine Months}. You know that point in your life where your life becomes so pathetic you don't even want to share it with an anonymous group of strangers online? Yea, me either. Good news, I'm back and I can catch you up on the last nine months of my life pretty quickly:. Rented fabulous condo - check. Stalked and harassed by ex-boyfriend of seven years new girlfriend - check. Gained employment - check. That pretty much sums things up. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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HAUTEMESSinHOLLYWOOD: {Nope, He's Just Old}
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Thursday, January 5, 2012. Nope, He's Just Old}. Last night I went on a second date with the forty year old. There will not be a third date. Age is officially more than just a number. The moments I realized my date was too old for me:. 1 He used the word "keister.". 2 He printed out directions to the restaurant because he didn't know how to work his iPhone. 3 When the waitress asked if he'd like another drink he responded, "No thanks, it's a school night.". 4 He ordered for me. {Hello, is this 1953?
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HAUTEMESSinHOLLYWOOD: {I'm Allergic to Bad Dates}
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Sunday, December 18, 2011. I'm Allergic to Bad Dates}. I spent several hours trying to draft the perfect post to describe my date last night, but gave up after several failed attempts to fully relay its glory. In the end, my evening can be best summarized in just a few sentences. I faked an allergic reaction to escape a bad {second} date. I might have also texted him a photo of my recent allergy test results to seal the deal after I safely made it home. December 18, 2011 at 8:06 PM. Haha awww oh no!
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HAUTEMESSinHOLLYWOOD: {Short Man Syndrome}
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Sunday, January 15, 2012. I'm slowly beginning to understand why some women end up alone with fifteen cats. They probably grew tired of receiving messages like these from online suitors:. Do you think generally women get mad when a short man approaches her? Like they see him coming and say to themselves "Oh hell, how am I going to get out of this? I guess I'll tell him I already have a boyfriend.". January 16, 2012 at 11:58 AM. He shoots himself in the foot before anyone even gives him a chance! I had a ...
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HAUTEMESSinHOLLYWOOD: December 2011
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Wednesday, December 21, 2011. I try and eat healthy, really I do. Unfortunately I moved within walking distance of the most amazing cupcakery and so sometimes - tonight for example - my dinner consists of a cupcake or two. Maybe something to work on in 2012? 1 Watch less reality TV. 2 Shop less and save more. 3 Address cupcake addiction. What are your New Year's Resolutions? And unlike me will you actually keep them? Sunday, December 18, 2011. I'm Allergic to Bad Dates}. Saturday, December 17, 2011.
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HAUTEMESSinHOLLYWOOD: {Cupcakes > Salad}
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Wednesday, December 21, 2011. I try and eat healthy, really I do. Unfortunately I moved within walking distance of the most amazing cupcakery and so sometimes - tonight for example - my dinner consists of a cupcake or two. Maybe something to work on in 2012? 1 Watch less reality TV. 2 Shop less and save more. 3 Address cupcake addiction. What are your New Year's Resolutions? And unlike me will you actually keep them? December 22, 2011 at 2:59 AM. Well, this looks as if it was TOTALLY worth it! Life´...
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HAUTEMESSinHOLLYWOOD: {The Last Nine Months}
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Wednesday, October 10, 2012. The Last Nine Months}. You know that point in your life where your life becomes so pathetic you don't even want to share it with an anonymous group of strangers online? Yea, me either. Good news, I'm back and I can catch you up on the last nine months of my life pretty quickly:. Rented fabulous condo - check. Stalked and harassed by ex-boyfriend of seven years new girlfriend - check. Gained employment - check. That pretty much sums things up. The Girl from All Time New Low.
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HAUTEMESSinHOLLYWOOD: {Old School. Old Fashioned. Or Just Old?}
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Monday, January 2, 2012. Old School. Old Fashioned. Or Just Old? Is age really just a number? This weekend I went on a date with a forty year old. I'm twenty-seven. Yes, I had a good time. He was attractive, fit, and had a full head of hair. But hello, 4-0! Am I crazy for agreeing to go on a second date? January 3, 2012 at 4:59 AM. Hmmwell depending on his personality it isnt a bad thing, haha. Theres a 29 year old who likes me and Im 23 (not quite the same age difference.but big enough XD). When I was 2...
