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Funny One Line Jokes: August 2010
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Monday, August 30, 2010. Funny Sayings From The Bathroom Wall. The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, Ill. Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, N.C. I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards. Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge, Mass. If Bush were captain of the Titanic, he'd say we were stopping for ice. Smoky Joe's, Philadelphia, Penna. It's "Hi, how are you? Women's...
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Funny One Line Jokes: Funny Marriage Jokes
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Wednesday, October 12, 2011. A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am.". A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry? Determine...
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Funny One Line Jokes: November 2012
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Saturday, November 3, 2012. Funny sarcastic one liners. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. If I throw a stick, will you leave? Does your train of thought have a caboose? Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. Labels: funny one liner. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Get Jokes Emailed To ya! Q My ch...
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Funny One Line Jokes: October 2011
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Wednesday, October 12, 2011. A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am.". A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry? Determine...
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Funny One Line Jokes: December 2010
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Monday, December 13, 2010. Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: Space. The final frontier. Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead. Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle? A: You shine a torchlight in her ear. Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear? Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm? Fonts - That r...
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Funny One Line Jokes: funny sarcastic one liners
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Saturday, November 3, 2012. Funny sarcastic one liners. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. If I throw a stick, will you leave? Does your train of thought have a caboose? Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. Labels: funny one liner. February 23, 2015 at 1:30 AM. Brilliant, what a blog it is!
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Funny One Line Jokes: October 2010
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Sunday, October 24, 2010. 1) What do you say to a ghost with three heads? Hello, hello, hello. 2) What did the baby ghost eat for dinner? 3) What kind of street does a ghost like best? 4) What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit? 5) What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost? Fasten your sheet belt. 6) What is a witch with poison ivy called? 7) Who does a ghoul fall in love with? 8) Where do vampires live? In the Vampire State Building. 9) Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
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Funny One Line Jokes: December 2011
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Saturday, December 31, 2011. New Year Nerd Resolutions. NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'T. BE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU'RE A NERD. 16 I resolve. I resolve to. I resolve to, uh. I resolve to, uh, get my, er. I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too! 15 I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning. 4:30 is much more practical. 14 When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL. LOL! 13 I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
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Funny One Line Jokes: September 2011
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Thursday, September 22, 2011. Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat. Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything. California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet. Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids. Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism. Q: When FaceBoo...