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And so it begins… | There once was a girl
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There once was a girl. With a strawberry curl. And so it begins…. Asymp; 4 Comments. 48 hours ago, my husband and I sat our four kids down in the living room and told them that we were getting divorced. My husband also told them that he is gay. So far, everything seems eerily normal and everyone seems okay. All of the kids were asking what was up. “Are we going on a trip? Are we talking about summer? Then we went to Subway and had dinner. Then we went to a bookstore, but not for anything in particula...
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Focusing on the positive, while waiting for the future to start | There once was a girl
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There once was a girl. With a strawberry curl. Focusing on the positive, while waiting for the future to start. Asymp; 4 Comments. I have lost 30 pounds. I have kicked my addiction to Diet Coke. I told my parents,and my sister. I told a trusted college instructor. I told a trusted friend. We told the kids. I started a blog…and people have even viewed it! I have almost completed 32 credit hours of college courses with a 4.0GPA (Two more weeks baby! I raced my son up a hill, for the first time in his life.
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The Nerdy Redneck: People are so complicated.
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An odd blend of country redneck and big city computer geek. Sunday, March 10, 2013. People are so complicated. I was just in the company cafeteria nuking my lunch. I had some left over meat balls I brought from home. Even micro-waved they smelled AWESOME! So two ladies are standing nearby talking about how expensive the cafeteria food is and how they did not want to eat there. So being the helpful guy I am I just playfully said, well you ladies are welcome to some of my meatballs if you like. March 27, 2...
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The Nerdy Redneck: They Walk Among Us!
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An odd blend of country redneck and big city computer geek. Wednesday, March 27, 2013. They Walk Among Us! Many people have long suspected aliens were slowly infiltrating Earth! So many people believe this that they even made the MIB movies! One could reasonably propose that those movies were really an effort to defuse the whole concept of the existence of The MIB and therefore alien infiltration. If you bring it up now you are just silly! A brilliant ploy eh? That is true brilliance people! You see, I a...
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The Nerdy Redneck: Jihad!
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An odd blend of country redneck and big city computer geek. Thursday, October 13, 2011. I am pretty agnostic when it comes to religion. Yet from the seemingly oddest of casual conversations my random access brain solved a centuries old religious question. (Humble aint I? Empiricism is dead in the rest of the world (eg Global warming) but I still respect it immensely. So here is actual proof of a major religions tenet! So the latest women in my life asks what do you like to eat? Then suddenly an epiphany!
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The Nerdy Redneck: It's Just So Yummy-ummy Girlfriend!
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An odd blend of country redneck and big city computer geek. Friday, March 15, 2013. It's Just So Yummy-ummy Girlfriend! Here at work they accidentally stocked the coffee machine with “French Vanilla” coffee. (whatever the hell that is, vanilla don’t grow in France! Normally that is way too fru-fru for me! It really makes me feel warm and secure. Suddenly I started having an opinion on “Dancing with the Stars”. As I sat soaking in the tub in the flickering candle light I wondered what was happening to me&...
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The Nerdy Redneck: Saddest party EVER
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An odd blend of country redneck and big city computer geek. Tuesday, October 1, 2013. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). My funniest posts (IMHO). So new folks can decide quickly if they like this site. I HAVE THE POWER. That Dog is Crazy! Psycho on the train. My Redneck Award - #1. Where the Wild Thoughts Go. St Patty's Day Picnic. A Boy and His Hamsters. View my complete profile. Members of Nerd Force 5- Join us or feel the wrath of the Slide Rule of Justice! A lot of Layers. Dizzy Ms. Lizzy.
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The Nerdy Redneck: Embarrassing Quickies...
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An odd blend of country redneck and big city computer geek. Monday, February 18, 2008. Crazy Momma asked last week what embarrassing things have your kids said. One time when Brian was like four we were on the 12-hour drive back to where my family lives for a big Christmas to do. While we thought he was asleep in the car seat the wife and I were up front gossiping and probably giggling. All the laughter instantly stopped replaced by an awkward deafening silence. I thought he was asleep! It had a cassette...
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The Nerdy Redneck: Text Stalker!
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An odd blend of country redneck and big city computer geek. Thursday, May 16, 2013. My littlest sister has this knack for not putting me in her phones contacts so every single time I text her I get a "Who is this? So, in my style I sent a couple of weird yet hilarious. Texts to both of my sisters referencing the need for a possible prostate exam. The one sister replied, yet again, "Who is this? In frustration I replied "Jesus! Did know who it was and was just playing dumb as part of the ongoing joke.
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Musings of Munch: May 2013
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Have you seen Jeopardy and the potpourri category? It's like that, little of this and a lil' of that. Thursday, May 9, 2013. She's having a baby. 8220;For the love of God, will you settle the fuck down? 8221; I think to myself. “Why can’t you be a good fetus and just let me get a good night’s sleep? I give into your cravings, I sing to you and play that fucking ridiculous, Baby Einstein music for you; in the hopes that you won’t turn out like your ungrateful siblings.”. I have to pee, now? C’mon, g...
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