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Anonymous Midwest Girl: border patrol? thank you for protecting us!
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Sunday, November 15, 2009. Thank you for protecting us! One of my friends is a Canadian citizen who recently had to go through the US on her way to Mexico. She just emailed me these snippets from her conversations with the border guards and I can't stop laughing. Him: Why does your friend live in Seattle if he's Canadian? K: He works for Amazon.com. K: I don't know. because they hired him? Him: How long has he worked there? Hhim: Well, he's not gonna get it, I'll tell you that right now. Him, while searc...
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Anonymous Midwest Girl: Who are you?
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Monday, July 14, 2014. I just noticed that there are still like 120 people that visit this blog daily. DAILY! Who are you people? This blog is deader than dead. WHO HAS TIME FOR FUNNY STORIES ABOUT BEING NAKED AT THE CHIROPRACTOR. I had another kid. I have two kids now. Two kids is more than one. I am one person. There are more kids than there are me. This seems like a bad ratio. Posted by Lara Hanlon. Hi, very interesting post thanks for sharing. Can I contact your through your email. Thanks!
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Anonymous Midwest Girl: Things About Me You Don't Care About.
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Friday, May 27, 2005. Things About Me You Don't Care About. I got tagged, so since nothing interesting is going on today, I decided to play. I did modify it a bit and take out some of the categories because, let's face it, I didn't think they were interesting. Three parts of my heritage:. Three things that scare me:. 1 Driving down country roads with no streetlights in the middle of the night, because WHO KNOWS WHAT THE HELL IS OUT THERE? Two truths and a lie:. 1 I have an outie belly button. 1 Give the ...
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Anonymous Midwest Girl: Remembering Peter Alexander Bielfeld
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Tuesday, September 08, 2009. Remembering Peter Alexander Bielfeld. This post was written as part of Project 2996. Originally uploaded by elswatchoboracho. When he was five, little Petey had a tooth extracted. He was so upset that his father took him to a toy store and let him pick out any toy he wanted. Petey picked a big, red, shiny firetruck, which he kept for years afterward. “All he wanted to be was a fireman,” his father Ernest recalled. Http:/ www.fdnyc.mobi/346/BIELFE.gif. Http:/ www.nyjnews&#...
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Anonymous Midwest Girl: One Hundred Boring Little Details
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Monday, December 20, 2004. One Hundred Boring Little Details. 1 I was born on August 31, 1980. 2 At 1:15 AM. 3 If my mom had been able to hold out just another 23 hours, I'd have beautiful sapphire as a birthstone instead of ugly perodite. 4 I have lived in the same city my entire life. 5 When I was about a year old, I took off all my clothes and drew all over myself with a blue Sharpie. 6 My parents have pictures. 7 I also did the same thing with poo from my diaper. 15 I went to a small Catholic grade s...
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Anonymous Midwest Girl: life goes on, indeed.
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Friday, January 27, 2012. Life goes on, indeed. Man, I used to be one hell of a funny bitch. What happened? It's like I hit 30 and suddenly was no fun anymore. Maychance (perbe? I'll start posting again, even though I've lost all my followers and friends. Sob. I was once a not-really-big deal in the blogosphere! But I have a kid now. I grew a little human and she came out of me and now she sits up and eats and poops like a real person. Her name is Carys and she's amazing. Whoa I'm a mom. Weird. Devil Goe...
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Anonymous Midwest Girl: 7 Is Not My Lucky Number
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Tuesday, September 20, 2005. 7 Is Not My Lucky Number. Thanks (in the least sincere way possible) to Scott for the tag. 7 Things I Plan to Do Before I Die. 1 Be a stay-at-home wife and mom. 3 Make $100K a year. 4 Buy my parents a house and a car. 5 Go to Spain. 7 Live in another city, larger than the one I live in now, for at least a year. 7 Things I Can Do. 1 Make my tongue into a "w". 2 Use wild gestures to punctuate my stories. 3 Eat an entire box of pizza rolls in one sitting. 7 Things I Cannot Do.
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Anonymous Midwest Girl: life goes on. ?.
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Wednesday, April 14, 2010. In the time since I last posted, I found out I was pregnant. December 29, 2009. 2009 turned into 2010. We celebrated Valentine's Day by telling my family we were having a baby. We had an ultrasound and saw our perfect baby. March turned into April, and we were oh-so-close to the halfway point of the pregnancy, April 20. On April 12, far too early, we had our son, Caleb Anthony. He lived for 20 minutes. On April 14, we're hanging in there. Barely. I have a new blog.
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Anonymous Midwest Girl: That's the way I roll...
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Friday, May 01, 2009. That's the way I roll. So I had an awkward moment at the chiropractor today. I found out I've been getting too naked. I truly have no clue.) and put a gown on. All goes well. This same scenario happens the next time.and the next time.and the next time.and so on, for like three months. Today, I got shown to a room I hadn't used before to get ready. And prominently displayed on the door is this notice:. I did a double take when I saw that. Disrobe from the WAIST up? That cracked me up!