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The Best of the Bitch: The Dress that will never happen
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The Best of the Bitch. Wednesday, June 22, 2011. The Dress that will never happen. So some of you know I want a maxi dress for my birthday from a "real" (aka not fat girl) store. This is not going to happen. Um apparently - I look horrible in this type of dress. I mean very bad. Bad. Bad Bad bad Bad! I went to JC Penney's. We have a super small one locally. I tried on a "regular" extra large. I was nervous but.wanted to try it. So, the new mission is to find a cute skirt and shirt. HA:). The Mommy's (Ran...
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The Best of the Bitch: June 2011
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The Best of the Bitch. Wednesday, June 22, 2011. The Dress that will never happen. So some of you know I want a maxi dress for my birthday from a "real" (aka not fat girl) store. This is not going to happen. Um apparently - I look horrible in this type of dress. I mean very bad. Bad. Bad Bad bad Bad! I went to JC Penney's. We have a super small one locally. I tried on a "regular" extra large. I was nervous but.wanted to try it. So, the new mission is to find a cute skirt and shirt. HA:). I have colored m...
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The Best of the Bitch: Waiting to exhale
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The Best of the Bitch. Wednesday, June 1, 2011. So today is actually a fabulous day. I just had lunch for the first time ever with a friend from Ohio. Best line ever? My oldest son says "mom but you don't like people from Ohio".I had to tell him that was only football players from Ohio State. But, as per my usual - I have a bitch. Soafter telling me that the advice was ridiculous and meddlesome what happens? Thing that kills me is that I really thought this person and I were getting close enough that I c...
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The Best of the Bitch: Guilty Bitch
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The Best of the Bitch. Tuesday, June 7, 2011. I hate mom guilt. I hate it I hate it I hate it. Did I mention that I hate mom guilt? It creeps into my head every.single.night. I can't shut that little voice up. Like right now. Thing 3 is the only kid home right now. The other 2 are at school. We should be outside playing or something. Instead? I'm sitting at the table with my lap top and he is eating pretzels in his high chair watching Mickey. I hear the voice telling me that's not nice. I have guilt abou...
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The Best of the Bitch: There are sparklies in my hair
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The Best of the Bitch. Monday, June 20, 2011. There are sparklies in my hair. I have to tell you.There are sparkly things in my hair. They are not pretty. They are not clips. They are gray hairs sprouting up more and more. I had some blond high lights for a while and if that wasn't so much maintenance I would do it again. I have to be totally honest, if I had those beautiful silver strands coming through? Oh no, no I don't. I have very ugly very hard to color and disguise true gray hairs. I'm not a fan.
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The Best of the Bitch: Weekly Round up
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The Best of the Bitch. Friday, June 3, 2011. It has been a wild and crazy week. So here it is. 1 I started back to work 4 nights a week.which is a lie since I got one of my shifts covered for hubs birthday. But still crazy. 2 My friend came and visited from Ohio and now is driving home. I already miss her. We had SUCH a good time and I wish we could make it a more regular thing. She's awesome. 3 My kids are totally weirdo's. Today's example? UmmThe only thing that might get more drunk than an Elks conven...
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The Best of the Bitch: Green Enough
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The Best of the Bitch. Monday, June 6, 2011. I don't know about you, but I constantly worry if I'm green enough. I buy fruit from farm stands/markets in the summer. But, I have never asked if they are truly grown around here (one stand I don't want to know the answer because they already have peaches and cherries - none of which are ready here in NJ). I tell myself I'm being better because I do this. I am an energy/heat nazi in general. Green? I drive a mini-van. There is no getting around the fact t...
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The Best of the Bitch: February 2011
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The Best of the Bitch. Friday, February 25, 2011. Well - first that video is HYSTERICAL! What a toad;). Second I swear to everything that is holy if the wind doesn't stop soon? Like as in stop for the winter - I'm going to lose my ever loving mind! I am pretty sure that I am developing Prairie Fever which is odd only because I don't live anywhere close to a friggen prairie! Wind all day. Getting worse this afternoon. Gusts 40-60 mph. Being a midwest girl? This wouldn't be so horrible. I need a cocktail.
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The Best of the Bitch: Sorry for being a bitch
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The Best of the Bitch. Wednesday, June 15, 2011. Sorry for being a bitch. I haven't blogged in forever right? I haven't even read any blogs in forever. This week is so crazy. Last days at school apparently include picnics, half days, crazy hours.and I get to do this at one "real" pre-school and one early education center. I'm working 4-5 nights a week (5 this week - ugh). Add on top of that a sick husband and you get me.an even bitchier version of myself. June 15, 2011 at 12:10 PM. Sorry for being a bitch.
