wtfmate-notozzie.blogspot.com
WTF, Mate?: Rules for visiting the South Island
http://wtfmate-notozzie.blogspot.com/2009/01/rules-for-visiting-south-island.html
Random blatherings from the mind of a New Zealander. Thursday, January 22, 2009. Rules for visiting the South Island. Got this from my cousin - had to share as I think it is spot on. 1 Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot. 2 Turn your cap right, your head ain't crooked. 3 Let's get this straight: it's called a 'gravel road.' I drive a Ute because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're gonna get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. SH1 goes north, find it and fuck off. 11 No,...
wtfmate-notozzie.blogspot.com
WTF, Mate?: You Think English Is Easy?
http://wtfmate-notozzie.blogspot.com/2009/05/you-think-english-is-easy.html
Random blatherings from the mind of a New Zealander. Friday, May 22, 2009. You Think English Is Easy? The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. We must polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
wtfmate-notozzie.blogspot.com
WTF, Mate?: October 2008
http://wtfmate-notozzie.blogspot.com/2008_10_01_archive.html
Random blatherings from the mind of a New Zealander. Wednesday, October 22, 2008. Please read the letter below. We can see just how effective the Australian educational system really is. Links to this post. You Would Think She Would Have Received A Better Score. Sorry, couldn't resist! Links to this post. Stock Market Terms Updated For 2008. A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. The art of buying low and selling lower. What my broker has made me. Perhaps ...
wtfmate-notozzie.blogspot.com
WTF, Mate?: January 2009
http://wtfmate-notozzie.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html
Random blatherings from the mind of a New Zealander. Thursday, January 22, 2009. Rules for visiting the South Island. Got this from my cousin - had to share as I think it is spot on. 1 Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot. 2 Turn your cap right, your head ain't crooked. 3 Let's get this straight: it's called a 'gravel road.' I drive a Ute because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're gonna get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. SH1 goes north, find it and fuck off. 11 No,...
wtfmate-notozzie.blogspot.com
WTF, Mate?: May 2009
http://wtfmate-notozzie.blogspot.com/2009_05_01_archive.html
Random blatherings from the mind of a New Zealander. Friday, May 22, 2009. What We've Learned From Hollywood. 1 Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people whether they are employed or not. 2 At least one in a pair of identical twins is born evil. 3 Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one. 8 Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
wtfmate-notozzie.blogspot.com
WTF, Mate?: July 2008
http://wtfmate-notozzie.blogspot.com/2008_07_01_archive.html
Random blatherings from the mind of a New Zealander. Monday, July 21, 2008. Something about storms I really enjoy. Yes, I am aware of the destruction they can cause, but sometimes you have to stop and marvel at the beauty of them, the images that are produced. From the colors that reflect off their underside, to a funnel about to reach down and touch the earth, they are beautiful, terrifying and mesmerizing, all at once. Links to this post. Tuesday, July 15, 2008. Rules For Dating Daddy's Little Girl.
wtfmate-notozzie.blogspot.com
WTF, Mate?: March 2009
http://wtfmate-notozzie.blogspot.com/2009_03_01_archive.html
Random blatherings from the mind of a New Zealander. Tuesday, March 31, 2009. Well WTF Do We Call It Then? Interesting news item I stumbled upon. apparently the phrase "War on terror" has been disowned by the current bunch of softies running the show:. Clinton: New team not using 'war on terror' term. By ANNE GEARAN, AP Military Writer Anne Gearan, Ap Military Writer – Mon Mar 30, 5:31 pm ET. The administration has stopped using the phrase and I think that speaks for itself," Clinton said. I haven't hear...
wtfmate-notozzie.blogspot.com
WTF, Mate?: Letter From A Real Bush Pilot
http://wtfmate-notozzie.blogspot.com/2008/11/letter-from-real-bush-pilot.html
Random blatherings from the mind of a New Zealander. Thursday, November 20, 2008. Letter From A Real Bush Pilot. Plucked this little gem from Orsm.net today, pretty freaking funny! Link to original post at bottom. This is a copy of a letter from a guy who lives out the back of Broken Hill. HELP ME GET ME LICENCE BACK. For some reason Ron seemed nervous. So, although I had done the pre-flight inspection only four days earlier, I decided to do it all over again. Because the prick was watching me ca...My ef...
wtfmate-notozzie.blogspot.com
WTF, Mate?: Well WTF Do We Call It Then?
http://wtfmate-notozzie.blogspot.com/2009/03/well-wtf-do-we-call-it-then.html
Random blatherings from the mind of a New Zealander. Tuesday, March 31, 2009. Well WTF Do We Call It Then? Interesting news item I stumbled upon. apparently the phrase "War on terror" has been disowned by the current bunch of softies running the show:. Clinton: New team not using 'war on terror' term. By ANNE GEARAN, AP Military Writer Anne Gearan, Ap Military Writer – Mon Mar 30, 5:31 pm ET. The administration has stopped using the phrase and I think that speaks for itself," Clinton said. I haven't hear...
wtfmate-notozzie.blogspot.com
WTF, Mate?: August 2008
http://wtfmate-notozzie.blogspot.com/2008_08_01_archive.html
Random blatherings from the mind of a New Zealander. Tuesday, August 12, 2008. A Message From The Queen. Found this on ORSM.net - bloody brilliant! A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN. Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. 2 The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour', 'favour', 'labour' and 'neigh...