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So Says I: At the Movies ©
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Friday, August 20, 2004. All the links below now take you to the trailers for these movies since a lot of the ones opening this week I haven’t really heard much about. Plus it’s foggy here this morning, and I love watching trailers on a foggy day. I’d rather watch the E! True Hollywood Story behind the filming of the Original Exorcist. This is Rory Culkin (Macaulay and Kieran’s little brother) first starring role. I like those Culkin kids. Or a good script. Benji: Off the Leash! Ie Garfield: the Movie!
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So Sayeth The Peabs: And For Dessert This Evening, We Have Peabs' Homemade Crème Brûlée Shot Down Your Thrizz.
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So Sayeth The Peabs. Wednesday, March 16, 2005. And For Dessert This Evening, We Have Peabs' Homemade Crème Brûlée Shot Down Your Thrizz. It's getting to be that time of year, kids! You know, when Peabs. Dresses up like the Easter 'Roo. And hoppidy-hop-hop hoppidy-hops around like a senior citizen rolling his droopy snoop-a-doop-doop bratwurst Steven Furst. Much more hoombodnay fadnomay ooh-jah boo-jah boo! Isn't that right, Rodney Roo. Totally motally rotally roo! Now before Dr. Bill Cosby. Mars she on ...
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So Sayeth The Peabs: February 2005
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So Sayeth The Peabs. Thursday, February 24, 2005. Get Off The Island! Like all past Presidents, yours effing truly had to get my yearly physical yesterday. Sure, this may seem a Tad. Early in my term to get a check-up; howevs, the administration felt that since Peabs. Lives a bit of a "different" lifestyle than other former Commanders-In-Chief (besides maybe Taft. Who had an infamous addiction to special K and bubonic plague-ridden slooty-sloot devotchkas, Ratzo. Is in tip-top shape ( only. Bovs on your ...
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So Sayeth The Peabs: March 2005
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So Sayeth The Peabs. Thursday, March 31, 2005. My Jizzum-Jazzum Has More Protein Than Dr. Atkins' Small Intestine. Bovs. Is fucking extraordinary in every facet. Bovs. That being said, Dr. William H. Cosby. And my outstanding, modestly gorgeous self were saddened to hear of the passing of long time Obvs Administration. Few people in history even compare to Peabs. As a litigator. In fact, I'm probably the most manhunterastic attorney in the hysterectomy of Nicole. 4 eva, so fear this, Marky Mark. Stizz, h...
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So Sayeth The Peabs: December 2004
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So Sayeth The Peabs. Tuesday, December 21, 2004. Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow. You have all been very, very bad boys and girls this year, and alas, Santa Peabs. Must spank each and every one of you fucking handjobs with an unlubed dildo until you confess how naughty you've been. Bovs. And don't try to tell yours effing truly that you've been a good little boy, girl, trannie, etc. If there's one thing I know for sure - and Peabs. Knows everything, duhvs; I'm more ominiscient than God. And yours e...
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So Sayeth The Peabs: October 2004
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So Sayeth The Peabs. Wednesday, October 27, 2004. Peabs Prefers It Sniffed, Smoked, Or Injected. Duh. Recently gave an interview with The Economist. In which I was asked how I take my coffee, thus the title of today's post. She mars. I take most things that way, including smack, blowjobs, and herpes. Mmmmmm, herpes. Easily the favorite son of all of my STD children. Sort of like my very own JFK. Come election day. Longtime Peabs. Supporter and professional wrestler/acting legend Rowdy Roddy Piper. Should...
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The Spoonbender
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Thursday, May 27, 2004. I think we all knew it was only a matter of time before somebody filed suit. Against the Atkins people for clogging their arteries. I can understand the impetus. I had a coworker on Atkins that would sit in a meeting every week dipping cheese sticks into ranch dressing and eating them. When he fell off the wagon, I was about one stick away from filing suit against his mouth with my fucking fist. Analogcabin @ 12:36 PM. Apparently, officials in New York are working to pass legislat...
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The Spoonbender
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Monday, June 30, 2003. Like any right-minded, hot-blooded, or God-fearing American that's scared of his own shadow, this weekend's Deadly Porch Collapse. It also got me thinking about the state of public education in America. Many of the Deadly Porch Partygoers attended New Trier High School - a famously excellent public school that was featured in Jonathan Kozol's treatise on public education, " Savage Inequality. Analogcabin @ 1:58 PM. Analogcabin @ 12:33 PM. Thursday, June 26, 2003. If the buzz around...
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The Spoonbender
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Friday, February 27, 2004. The below picture makes the Debatie in Haiti look like a good fucking time. I mean, it's all dirt bikes, flags, and smiles. I can only hope my weekend goes that well. Analogcabin @ 2:46 PM. Analogcabin @ 9:48 AM. I assume that the joyless joy is a result of prosecutors having dropped fraud charges against Martha Stewart today. But when I had them, this is the kind of face I'd see in those dreams. Egging me on and mocking me, and laughing, laughing, laughing. I'm finally finishe...