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Orange Bucksnorts: December 2008
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Wednesday, December 31, 2008. BREAKING: Bowlen fires Miles. With Pat Bowlen tearfully stating that "it was time to move on," the Denver Broncos announced today the firing of long-time mascot Miles. Speculation as to Miles' replacement include Nightmare Ant. And the Phoenix Gorilla. Links to this post. Tags: mascot football was the highlight of the year. As long as we're cleaning house. Here's someone else who's been around too long. Links to this post. Tags: fatsis pushed it over the edge for me. The fuc...
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Absurdist Media: December 2006
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Tuesday, December 19, 2006. I want a new drug.". Job 1: Gun Shooting Range Attendant. Job 2: High Rise Window Cleaner. Job 3: Psychiatrist's Receptionist. Job 4: Street Sweeper. Job 5: Cross Country Truck Driver. If anyone out there has read all of this, and can make my new career a reality, please contact me through this website concerning my future employment by your company. My cover letter can be found in the archives of this very blog under Can You Take Me Hire Enough? Links to this post.
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Absurdist Media: March 2006
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Monday, March 27, 2006. Letter Writing 2: Write Harder. I know that you have lived in rooms and seen me do devious shit unmentionable unwarranted acts of carnage and you would never hate me for it. Yours is a personality of a true warrior; a battle tested friend with a quiet verisimilitude. You are true like trivia show answers, sports triumphs, news broadcasts and reruns of treasured sitcoms. Mrs Wood, I disagree. Labels: Letters to Stuff. Posted by Jeff Laughlin @ 9:41 PM. Links to this post. Unlike my...
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Rafael Soriano or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Three Year Reliever Deals | Dinosaurs Never Existed
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Laquo; The Wrong Way To Play Baseball. Rafael Soriano or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Three Year Reliever Deals. January 17, 2011. In my place of work (“Work! 8221; you might say? The pay cut. They’re also still left with $255k a year, enough, I would presume, to get by. By the time Soriano's contract is up the Rays will probably have turned the Yankee's draft picks into a 4 star OF prospect. It stings as a fan, because it is. 1 first round lost. 1 first round pick gained by division rival.
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The Incredible Mr. Limpet: When Will 9/11 Be Funny?
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The Incredible Mr. Limpet. Is dead and gone. Tuesday, October 23, 2007. When Will 9/11 Be Funny? I think it's time for us to laugh about a plane crashing into the side of a building killing a massive amount of people.well, at least my mother thinks it's time. New York of course. Wow I'm reporting this to you because, ladies and gentlemen, 9/11 is officially funny on the west coast. A conservative 54-year-old woman has decided it for us. Posted by 10lb Moustache. Stupid woman sitting on bench awaiting doom.
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The Incredible Mr. Limpet: October 2007
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The Incredible Mr. Limpet. Is dead and gone. Friday, October 26, 2007. The Moustache is on the Market. After the jump, a few things about myself. Over the last few years my love for professional sports has become more intense than it ever was possibly due to the coming to terms that I am incredibly out of shape and will never, in any way, shape or form, be allowed to play on a sports team ever. Posted by 10lb Moustache. Tuesday, October 23, 2007. When Will 9/11 Be Funny? New York of course. I make some c...
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CHRICKET GO QUEEK QUEEK: October 2007
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CHRICKET GO QUEEK QUEEK. Saturday, October 13, 2007. Alright, Midnight Madness is like tonight or some shit, MAYES said so on IM. So we're getting close. I don't know jack shit about baseball except that I was good at it until I was 11 and they said I was too slow, so. Red Sox Rockies World Series ya i said it, big surprise AND WAT. OMG OMG basketball is coming soon. But baseballs rule the day now, so, some expert insight:. Ayoo technology. ya herd? Dreaded boston college (what?
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Tonight's Questions - Walkoff Walk
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In which Rob Iracane and Kris Liakos discuss the present state of baseball and the human condition. December 16, 2008 4:30 PM. Hey kids, it's toast. Does Jim Leyland mean when he says Edwin Jackson "can be a horse? Edwin Jackson is a shapeshifter. There a better reason to cancel a baseball trade than for baseball reasons. I'm looking at you Mike Cameron. Why are you in my house? The craziest title for a newspaper blog post in history? Richard Griffin, shine on you crazy diamond. December 16, 2008 4:35 PM.
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25: People who refer to Denver omelets as “Western” omelets | God, I Fucking Hate People
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God, I Fucking Hate People. Most people do stupid shit that fucking pisses me off. You are probably one of those people. I am you. You are me. We are all assholes. 25: People who refer to Denver omelets as “Western” omelets. God, I fucking hate people who refer to Denver omelets as “Western” omelets. This appears to be most people east of the Mississippi River and, oh, every single fucking diner in New York City. Cool, I guess, until you realize a place like Salt Lake City is over 4,000 feet. No, Denver ...
