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Like A Monkey Doin' A Math Problem: October 2009
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009. Sexy Vampire Hookers Do NOT Say "Oink". Hey, we made it through the Pig Plague, at least as far as the Health Care Professional in residence can tell. A little fever here, fatigue there, and let's just leave out the (whisper) diarrhea. Anyway, it's good to be back from the dead. I was having trouble figuring out how to come up with a way to make a zombie costume look adequately trampy for my favorite fall holiday. Thursday, October 22, 2009. Excuse me while I go lie on the couch.
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Like A Monkey Doin' A Math Problem: July 2009
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009. Wordless Wednesday: I Bet This Will Keep the Deer From Eating Mom's Flowers. Sunday, July 26, 2009. The week my children wait for all summer long! The week the church custodian fears above all others. The week that makes creative juices flow in ways we mommies only dream of all the rest of the year. Yes, Vacation Bible School is upon us again, and although we have known about it since May, we are swamped in a last-minute panic. How can we make a burning bush by tomorrow morning?
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Like A Monkey Doin' A Math Problem: January 2009
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Thursday, January 29, 2009. Open Wide, Honey! I have to take Pony Girl to the dentist after school today. She went two weeks ago for a regular six-month checkup and everything looked good.EXCEPT. SO, it needs attention. Of the filling sort. Will it need a drill, I asked. No, not exactly, more of a high-pressure water/air scoop tool. How about Novocaine? Well, we can try without but it depends on how sensitive the tooth is. When do you want to do it, the receptionist asked. This is the real deal; the othe...
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Like A Monkey Doin' A Math Problem: January 2010
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Wednesday, January 20, 2010. We just use it as a loose change jar; crap is only a swearword when your daughter says it in church. during the prayer. this jar was empty before I started visiting Vodkamoms blog. Friday, January 15, 2010. Why We Love Our Small Town Car Repair Shop. Invoice for service we had done on the truck last week). There is a lifetime Lube on your truck, we sold you the tires, so the flat repair and rotate and balance were no charge and the light bulb was because. I Need a Martini Mom.
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Like A Monkey Doin' A Math Problem: April 2009
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009. Tuesday, April 28, 2009. Randomness, Take Me Away. Ah, Tuesday. Time to let the hamster spin the wheel again. At my age, and as one of responsible adults in the house, it's my job to set a good example by buying and eating nutritious foods. There are dozens of healthy choices in the breakfast cereal aisle. Raisin bran, wheat chex, oatmeal. I want sugary rot-your-teeth-no-whole-grains, please. Where's that stuff that tasted like marshmallow rice krispy treats? A week or so ago J...
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Like A Monkey Doin' A Math Problem: I Didn't Know Whether to Cry, Dance, or Pee My Pants...
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Friday, October 7, 2011. I Didn't Know Whether to Cry, Dance, or Pee My Pants. This is a big day. Huge. I know I should be able to express myself more articulately considering how long I have been waiting for this day to come, but words are failing me. Well, that comes closer. See, after four years, several interviews, and several also-rans-we're-so-sorry-you're-very-qualified-and-we-really-like-yous.I HAVE BEEN OFFERED A JOB! Yeah, that'll do for now. October 26, 2011 at 12:04 PM. Heir to the throne....
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Poor Women Alone in the World: July 2014
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Poor Women Alone in the World. Ramblings and humorous observations on a wide variety of topics. Mostly harmless. Tuesday, July 1, 2014. Amazon at 3:30 am: For All of Your Iceberg and Other Arctic Needs. Okay, so, I'm up at 3:30 am with nothing much to do. Can't sleep. It could have something to do with the large meal that I ate at a local Mexican restaurant in Williamsburg, KY. It was delicious; perhaps even worth the insomnia now. I won't spend $6,000 on a car, but I sure would spend that much (plus the...
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Poor Women Alone in the World: "Is Mary Magdalene in the Office?"
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Poor Women Alone in the World. Ramblings and humorous observations on a wide variety of topics. Mostly harmless. Friday, December 28, 2012. Is Mary Magdalene in the Office? I'm making a lot of phone calls at work right now, to update our senior service directory. It's hard to get hold of the people I need to talk to during the holidays, as so many people are out of the office. 8220;Yes. Mary Magdalene,” she repeated with supreme confidence. And she gave me the number for the main office. I have a new blog.
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Poor Women Alone in the World: August 2012
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Poor Women Alone in the World. Ramblings and humorous observations on a wide variety of topics. Mostly harmless. Tuesday, August 28, 2012. You Goin' to the Game Tonight? Our dear niece E (age 17, senior at WHS) from middle Georgia has come to live with us in East Tennessee. And by "us," I mean, specifically with my brother M who is now her legal guardian (and perhaps the most generous and sensible-seasoned-with-compassion guy around), with the rest of us as a support team. I, sensing that S was not reque...
