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January | 2009 | 100 Word Life Plans
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100 Word Life Plans. For when you need to find your path, fast! Archive for January, 2009. January 31, 2009. And not answer the door when people start coming around, just ignore the knocking and eat their hamburger and relax because they deserve it. January 30, 2009. You will keep trying, though. That is the essence of the thing. January 29, 2009. Jack’s story began when he met Nancy in a bar. He seemed fidgety, but she loved him. The second act involved these things:. 3 a Florida vacation. Hi, I’m...
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December | 2008 | 100 Word Life Plans
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100 Word Life Plans. For when you need to find your path, fast! Archive for December, 2008. December 31, 2008. Every year, you make the same New Years resolution: Stop Chewing Your Nails. It is really gross. When you were little, your fussier aunt dipped your fingers in pepper juice. All that happened was that you began to develop a taste for the stuff. It reminded you of long afternoons on her couch, glazed, watching Power Rangers. And gnawing at your thumb. December 30, 2008. December 29, 2008. Everyon...
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April | 2009 | 100 Word Life Plans
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100 Word Life Plans. For when you need to find your path, fast! Archive for April, 2009. April 30, 2009. April 29, 2009. Life is good for the first part. There is a hammock in your backyard and you’ve never had a cavity. Then you start forgetting things. First it’s small: where did I put my keys? Which side does the fork go on? Who was that guy in that one movie? Then: What time was my doctor’s appointment? Wait, it was a tanning appointment? When did I start tanning? Then: Who am I? April 28, 2009.
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March | 2009 | 100 Word Life Plans
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100 Word Life Plans. For when you need to find your path, fast! Archive for March, 2009. March 31, 2009. March 30, 2009. March 29, 2009. March 28, 2009. Monday night is Cheap Date night at the bowling alley: two entrees, a bottle of wine, and an hour at the lane for $25. Tuesday is happy hour at the local bar, where they serve two-buck beers and free pool. Wednesdays are Lost. March 27, 2009. You are booted from Dancing with the Stars. March 26, 2009. Write a novel. And then be all like, This is the ...
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Life Plan #363 | 100 Word Life Plans
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100 Word Life Plans. For when you need to find your path, fast! August 13, 2009. 29 Times the Answer Is I Don’t Know. When the grandma says, who stuck their finger in the icing? When the teacher says, what’s the capital of Alabama? When the dad says, do I smell pot? When the girlfriend says, who’s that on the phone? When the ex-girlfriend says, whose voice is that? When the coach says, who brought the flask on the bus? When the customer says, which aisle is the ketchup? Feed for this Entry.
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100 Word Life Plans. For when you need to find your path, fast! August 9, 2009. You are attacked by a grizzly bear. Twice! Both times you were hiking through Yukon territory in Alaska. Both times it was your birthday (22 and 34). The first time you were square dancing along the path, so it was your fault. Bears hate. August 8, 2009. It’s tempting to sell your Oscar statuette from your work as a Sound Engineer on the critically acclaimed Temptress of Oceanville. August 7, 2009. August 6, 2009. You fail at...
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June | 2009 | 100 Word Life Plans
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100 Word Life Plans. For when you need to find your path, fast! Archive for June, 2009. June 30, 2009. Jobs Ill-Suited for Those Who Need to Bathroom Break Frequently. June 29, 2009. Making fonts is a great source of pleasure for you, and always has been, since the first time you discovered the slick thrill of elongating the v. You close your eyes but can only see the sass of a capital R. Poised like a hand on a hip, expectant. June 28, 2009. When tollbooth operators have to go to the bathroom, they hold...
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May | 2009 | 100 Word Life Plans
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100 Word Life Plans. For when you need to find your path, fast! Archive for May, 2009. May 31, 2009. Ways You Totally Could Have Gotten Your Own Reality Show If You Had Just Gotten Off the Couch and Tried For Once in Your Life. Having more than five children in one batch. Opening yourself up to bisexuality. Becoming addicted to drugs and then getting sort-of better. Being a celebrity who is about to become a former celebrity. Having a dysfunctional relationship with another celebrity. May 30, 2009. The d...
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Life Plan #365 | 100 Word Life Plans
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100 Word Life Plans. For when you need to find your path, fast! August 15, 2009. When the doctor says, does it hurt when I do this? When the specialist says, when did you first notice this? When the oncologist says, do you want your wife in here? When the lawyer says, who will get the house and garden? When the mother-in-law says, who will raise the children? When the friends say, how much longer does he have? When the nurse says, are you comfortable? When the family says, can he hear us?