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Mens Sana in Corpore Sano: februarie 2011

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Mens Sana in Corpore Sano. Luni, 28 februarie 2011. And…he is gonna be your doctor. While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical students. 8220;As you can see,” she says, “the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. Morris, what would you do in a case like this? 8220;Well,” ponders the student, “I suppose I’d limp too". Categorii: Porţia zilnică de râs. Despre farmacia albinelor, la cel mai inalt nivel. Cand propolisul bate antibioticele. Sunteti p...

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Mens Sana in Corpore Sano: ...

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Mens Sana in Corpore Sano. Duminică, 6 martie 2011. Din variate motive blogul a intrat in coma. Astept revenirea sa la viata si refuz decuplarea de la aparate. 6 martie 2011, 22:30. Adica . ce s-a intamplat? 7 martie 2011, 15:58. D Deocamdata nu am timp, iar cand am timp, nu-mi mai ramane chef de scris pe blog. Nici sa-l sterg n-am vrut, asa ca l-am lasat in plop si plopu-n aer. :P Nu se stie cand imi reiau activitatea de blogger. :). Abonați-vă la: Postare comentarii (Atom). Faceți căutări pe acest blog.

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Mens Sana in Corpore Sano: Going nuts

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Mens Sana in Corpore Sano. Joi, 3 martie 2011. A doctor at an insane asylum, decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up nuts! And the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, "Down Nuts! And they all sat. After a home run he yelled, "Cheer nuts! Categorii: Porţia zilnică de râs. Șablo...

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Mens Sana in Corpore Sano: A new way to smoke

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Mens Sana in Corpore Sano. Sâmbătă, 5 martie 2011. A new way to smoke. A man walked into a psychiatrist's office, sat down, took out a pack of cigarettes. He removed a cigarette from the pack, unrolled it, and stuffed the tobacco up his nose. The shrink frowned and said, "I see you need my help! The guy said, "Yeah Doc. Got a match! Categorii: Porţia zilnică de râs. Abonați-vă la: Postare comentarii (Atom). Faceți căutări pe acest blog. Fragmente din atlasul corpului uman. Porţia zilnică de râs.

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Mens Sana in Corpore Sano: Expensive operation

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Mens Sana in Corpore Sano. Marți, 1 martie 2011. A woman was having a medical problem – her husband’s snoring. So she called the doctor one morning and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her “suffering.”. 8220;Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband, but it is really rather expensive. It will cost $1000 down and payments of $450 for 24 months, plus payments for extras.”. 8221; the woman exclaimed, “it sounds like leasing a new sports car!

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Mens Sana in Corpore Sano: martie 2011

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Mens Sana in Corpore Sano. Duminică, 6 martie 2011. Din variate motive blogul a intrat in coma. Astept revenirea sa la viata si refuz decuplarea de la aparate. Sâmbătă, 5 martie 2011. A new way to smoke. A man walked into a psychiatrist's office, sat down, took out a pack of cigarettes. He removed a cigarette from the pack, unrolled it, and stuffed the tobacco up his nose. The shrink frowned and said, "I see you need my help! The guy said, "Yeah Doc. Got a match! Categorii: Porţia zilnică de râs. And the...

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Mens Sana in Corpore Sano: “Alimentatia nesanatoasa este un factor de risc ce duce la aparitia bolilor cardiovasculare”

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Mens Sana in Corpore Sano. Marți, 1 martie 2011. 8220;Alimentatia nesanatoasa este un factor de risc ce duce la aparitia bolilor cardiovasculare”. Rep: Care este legatura dintre alimentatie si bolile cardiovasculare? Rep: Pe langa faptul ca se impune o selectie a alimentelor este important sa acordam atentie si cantitatilor in care le consumam? Rep: Ce criterii exista in alcatuirea unei alimentatii corecte. Ce substante ne sunt recomandate si care dintre acestea sunt interzise? Regimul alimentar trebuie ...

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Mens Sana in Corpore Sano: The memory test

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Mens Sana in Corpore Sano. Miercuri, 2 martie 2011. Three old men are at the doctor's office to take a memory test. The doctor says to the first old guy, "What is three times three? 274," was his reply. The doctor worriedly says to the second old man, "It's your turn. What is three times three? Tuesday" replies the second man. The doctor sadly says to the third one, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three"? Nine" says the third old man. Exclaims the doctor. "How did you get that"? Porţia zilnică de râs.

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Mens Sana in Corpore Sano: Maybe you're not cured

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Mens Sana in Corpore Sano. Vineri, 4 martie 2011. Maybe you're not cured. Dr Sharma, the head psychiatrist at the local mental hospital, is examining patients to see if they're cured and ready to re-enter society. 'So, Mr. Patel,' the doctor says to one of his patients, 'I see by your chart that you've been recommended for dismissal. Do you have any idea what you might do once you're released? Categorii: Porţia zilnică de râs. Abonați-vă la: Postare comentarii (Atom). Faceți căutări pe acest blog.