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Stu Pitt Stuff: aliens
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Wednesday, August 12, 2015. California Governor Jerry Brown has signed a bill that bans the use of the word "alien" in California as it relates to illegal immigrants. What with severe drought, severe poverty, severe wildfires, severe traffic congestion, severe unemployment and severe high housing costs in California, banning the word "alien" is what the elected state government officials in California think is important? A message to federal, state and local elected officials: "Enough! Get a real life.
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Very Funny News: Obama Strikes Again
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We don't just report the news, we make it up! Obama To Close Atlantic. In an effort to exert total control over all aspects of American life, high ranking far-left liberal members of the Obama administration and Congress are rumored to be holding secret talks among themselves regarding closing the oceans bordering the U.S., i.e. the Atlantic Ocean and the Pacific Ocean. 8220;Extreme liberal environmental scientists say that closing the oceans will help reduce global warming.”. 8220;Closing the oceans wou...
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Very Funny News: New Reality Show!
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We don't just report the news, we make it up! A new reality show is slated to debut next month - live - on the internet. The streaming video show follows powerful Washington politicians through their day, takes viewers inside the heads of Washington's elite politicians; what they do all day, how they do it, and how they represent and serve the interests of the taxpaying public. What's the show called? The show is called . For those of you who didn't get it, it's not American Idol. To send him money.
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Very Funny News: All World Problems Caused By Smoking
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We don't just report the news, we make it up! All World Problems Caused By Smoking. According to university scientists throughout the world, cigarette smoking is the chief cause of every major problem on the planet. Smoking is now scientifically linked to all the following . All caused by smoking. There you go. Liberal science. Bogus science at its best. To send him money. He is also the author of twenty amazon books. Books that make you smarter, happier, richer and sexier. Click for free excerpts. War i...
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Very Funny News: New Weight Loss Diet Really Rocks!
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We don't just report the news, we make it up! New Weight Loss Diet Really Rocks! Two American female journalists, caught illegally entering N. Korea from China, werre released Tuesday after spending 4 months in a N. Korean prison. Ex-president Bill "Horndog" Clinton obtained the journalists release and obtained another 15 minutes of adoration and hero worship from the media for himself. Thus, a new weight loss diet is born, the new guaranteed-to-lose weight N. Korean Diet, also known as the Rock Diet...
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Very Funny News: Where's OUR Stimulus Money?
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We don't just report the news, we make it up! Where's OUR Stimulus Money? In 2009 the U.S. government passed a $787 billion stimulus plan. There is $700 billion left in the stimulus plan that has not yet been spent. It’s a good idea for the government, instead of spending it, to give the remaining $700 billion back to the people. Here’s why …. Would YOU like $7,000 in free cash? What would YOU do with $7,000 in free cash? How can you get your free $7,000 from the government? You’ll have to call or ...
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Very Funny News: Gas Tax Holiday
http://veryfunnynews.blogspot.com/2008/05/gas-tax-holiday.html
We don't just report the news, we make it up! The Gas Tax Holiday Is A Joke. 2008 Presidential candidates John McCain and Hillary Clinton propose a federal gas tax holiday, eliminating the 18 cents per gallon federal tax on gasoline for 3 months, from Memorial Day to Labor Day. This is to help Americans cope with the high price of gasoline during the summer driving months. In reality, here’s what the federal gas tax holiday will do …. C’mon, you idiot politicians, get real! To send him money. Sharon Ston...
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Very Funny News: Replace All Politicians
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We don't just report the news, we make it up! Replace All Politicians With Hookers. Let's replace all politicians with hookers. With real hookers running the government everything the government provides would come with a specific price, which would be revealed in advance. And payable upfront. You want to continue the war in Iraq? Your elected hooker would tell you that the cost is $200 billion a year. There are 100 million households in the U.S. so your. Cost would be $2,000 a year. Payable upfront.
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Very Funny News: The Solution To High Gas Prices
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We don't just report the news, we make it up! The Solution To High Gas Prices. The solution to high U.S. gas prices and the dependence on foreign oil is simple. We Americans need to use less energy, less gasoline. We Americans need to drive more efficient cars which get better gas mileage and use less fuel. This is beneficial to your wallet and to the environment. The solution to high U.S. gas prices is … golf carts. To send him money. He is also the author of twenty amazon books. Click for free excerpts.
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Very Funny News: Dancing Girls
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We don't just report the news, we make it up! If people would donate a little cash I could hire some dancing girls part-time. This would create a more stimulating and creative atmosphere around here, which is absolutely necessary for creating very funny news stories. Yeah, dancing girls should do nicely. So, to help make the world a better place, open up your hearts, and your wallets, and help keep very funny news coming! You may donate any amount you wish, just remember that dancing girls are expensive.
