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Elephant Zine
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Putting mystic drunken scribbles into the hands of unsuspecting pigeons all over Chicago. I found this on a site afiliated with something called the Humanists of Utah, when I was looking up why hamsters eat their young but got sidetracked when google autocompleted my sentence with "why can't I own a Canadian"? I thought this was great and decided to share:. Dear Dr. Laura:. I have tried asking, but most women take offense. Lev 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided ...
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Fortune Favors the Bald: June 2009
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Thursday, June 11, 2009. Mister Blogs Slightly More Than a Disinterred Corpse. So it's been a while since my last post, and I'm currently cooking up a more substantial writing, yadda yadda. Well in the mean time, I thought I'd share recent frustrations in the style of Budweiser's timeless marketing campaign,. Real Men of Genius. Here’s to you, mister doesn’t know how to eat chocolate and simultaneously maintain his dignity. AMMMHMMAHMM… Ohmagaw… yu dunno how good thi ith…. When Harry Met Sally. Nothing e...
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Fortune Favors the Bald: FFTB Gets a Facelift
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Wednesday, August 4, 2010. FFTB Gets a Facelift. Thanks to a super sibling. Tyra did. That's who. Maybe it's the hermit in me rising to the surface. I am both amused and repulsed by people who lose themselves in the net (Sandra Bullock, anyone? For every self-absorbed autobiographical blogger, I'll show you a World of Warcraft devotee. You're a level 14 Mage, leader of your guild; you raided all the dungeons of the Eastern and Western kingdoms, and you're still. Labels: Americas Next Top Bald-el. Simple ...
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Fortune Favors the Bald: August 2010
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Wednesday, August 4, 2010. The Art Of Destroying a Craigslist Heckler. 1 If you are trying to get rid of things that are remotely likeable, it's best to post one item every 24 hours. Why? From Fortune Favors the Bald. To be honest, getting heckled took me aback. Could a complete stranger be any ruder? A missive penned with the most scathing verbal vitriol that you can imagine. What warrants the receipt of a nastogram? Bullshit you can get it for 15 new on amazon you ass clown. 40-fuckin-dollars and 99 ce...
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Fortune Favors the Bald: December 2010
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Friday, December 17, 2010. The Year of Roddick. Somewhere around mid-November every year, I have the same perennial reflection:. Holy freakin Lord, where did the time go? Is it really almost 20XX? Have I even done anything of note this year? What the hell am I doing with my life? Oh god, someone please make the Medicare PSAs STOP. As a side note, have you actually heard the vacuum pump ads? Or pumps to give perky peckers to the aging, non-procreating populace? Pumps it is. Grandpa needs boners. His antic...
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Fortune Favors the Bald: The Year of Roddick
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Friday, December 17, 2010. The Year of Roddick. Somewhere around mid-November every year, I have the same perennial reflection:. Holy freakin Lord, where did the time go? Is it really almost 20XX? Have I even done anything of note this year? What the hell am I doing with my life? Oh god, someone please make the Medicare PSAs STOP. As a side note, have you actually heard the vacuum pump ads? Or pumps to give perky peckers to the aging, non-procreating populace? Pumps it is. Grandpa needs boners. His antic...
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Fortune Favors the Bald: Spider Sanctuary
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Sunday, July 25, 2010. For those of you so inclined). All that to say, I know what it's like to lose your voice, especially when life is the pressure cooker that somehow still hasn't turned your coal into diamonds. Accordingly, I've stocked up on Home Defense and all other anti-critter Ortho products, as well as recruited the professional arachnid assassins. Overkill? Its nice to read something from you :). July 25, 2010 at 8:27 PM. Those better be gone when I get there. July 27, 2010 at 3:24 PM.
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Fortune Favors the Bald: The Art Of Destroying a Craigslist Heckler
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Wednesday, August 4, 2010. The Art Of Destroying a Craigslist Heckler. 1 If you are trying to get rid of things that are remotely likeable, it's best to post one item every 24 hours. Why? From Fortune Favors the Bald. To be honest, getting heckled took me aback. Could a complete stranger be any ruder? A missive penned with the most scathing verbal vitriol that you can imagine. What warrants the receipt of a nastogram? Bullshit you can get it for 15 new on amazon you ass clown. 40-fuckin-dollars and 99 ce...
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Fortune Favors the Bald: August 2008
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Tuesday, August 5, 2008. Nothing can make me laugh harder (and simultaneously cringe) than a well thought out truth.com commercial. Their metropolitan antics coupled with raucous recitation of dubious statistics always incite sadistic glee on my part. But I’m reminded that I probably enjoy not so much the truth of truth.com as I do their megaphone style presentation of such startling facts as:. Did you know that pregnant mothers who smoke cause complications for their babies in the womb? Was a gasoline a...