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Andrew ShafferAndrew Shaffer is the New York Times bestselling author of How to Survive a Sharknado, Fifty Shames of Earl Grey, and other humorous books.
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Andrew Shaffer is the New York Times bestselling author of How to Survive a Sharknado, Fifty Shames of Earl Grey, and other humorous books.
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November 14th, 2014 at 5:49PM. Our collective anxieties circa 2014, according to Google. 35;how to survive a sharknado. 35;how to survive a zombie apocalypse. November 14th, 2014 at 2:42PM. I fixed the new. Fifty Shades of Grey. Movie poster. You’re welcome. 35;fifty shades of grey. 35;50 shades of grey. 35;fifty shades of grey movie. 35;50 shades of grey movie. 35;fifty shames of earl grey. October 20th, 2014 at 3:13PM. It’s an actual book. There is an actual Sharknado survival book. Okay, so two days a...
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Fifty Shames of Earl Grey — Andrew Shaffer
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Fifty Shames of Earl Grey. Da Capo Press/Tantor Audio (2012). Buy Online (Print and eBook). Find At Your Local Library. Young, arrogant, tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?
How to Survive a Sharknado — Andrew Shaffer
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How to Survive a Sharknado. April Wexler (Tara Reid) signing the book in. How to Survive a Sharknado. Three Rivers Press/Random House Audio (2014). Bestseller as seen in. Sharknado 2: The Second One! Over 250,000 copies in print! In the apocalyptic world we live in, Mother Nature is angry. Danger waits at every turn, and catastrophes like the Los Angeles sharknados have taught us that we need to be ready for anything. Too many lives have already been lost. But fear not. Syfy's. Wasn't very good." Jac...
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Flash Fiction Faction Prompts | Quill Shiv
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Flash Fiction Faction – How it Works. Haiku Bombers – How it Works. Filed under Flash Fiction Faction Prompts. So what is a portmanteau? It is a few different things, actually. The most simple definition it is two words squished together to make another, new word. An example of a portmanteau would be the word, ‘spork,’ which means both a spoon and fork together. The challenge this week is to include either a … Continue reading →. 5/13/2012 Flash Fiction Faction. Prompt: J.P.Waterhouse. This week we are b...
Retiring Room | Quill Shiv
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Flash Fiction Faction – How it Works. Haiku Bombers – How it Works. This entry was posted on May 30, 2013, in Drabbles. Dust Jail (image via Flickr user diongillard). One thought on “ Retiring Room. May 30, 2013 at 11:50 am. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. The Ginger Butcher ».
So Bad It’s Good: Ringer, Or, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Stop Making Me A Cat-Owning, Marathon-TV-Show-Watching Cliche | Quill Shiv
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Flash Fiction Faction – How it Works. Haiku Bombers – How it Works. So Bad It’s Good: Ringer, Or, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Stop Making Me A Cat-Owning, Marathon-TV-Show-Watching Cliche. This entry was posted on November 8, 2012, in Blog. So bad it's good. Why did I start watching? I’m ashamed to admit most the reason for my insomnia last night. But I will. Oh, I will. Ringer. Prime-time melodrama which only lasted one season. But, that friggin’ season was twenty two episodes long! Briana assumes her identi...
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Flash Fiction Faction – How it Works. Haiku Bombers – How it Works. When People At Large Give Quill The Emotional Shiv. Okay People are irritating me on a visceral level. I’m going to be using blanket phrasing and general terms here, so please, don’t get all uppity and defensive. The whole culture of special snowflake, privilege, enforcing beliefs on other people at large is pissing me off. For the record, this is not the latter, this … Continue reading →. From the forest path, an apparition, a pale, flo...
The Haiku Bombers | Quill Shiv
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Flash Fiction Faction – How it Works. Haiku Bombers – How it Works. Filed under The Haiku Bombers. Haiku Bombers: Five Senses. Haiku Bombers: Open/Closed Stressed Syllables. Just as a reminder, this is the Haiku Bomber prompt for the Week: ALTERNATE OPEN AND CLOSED SYLLABLES. THE SUBJECT IS OPEN. You can visit HERE for more information. * *Gone* * My child, do not cry. Shall I rock blue stars to sleep? Haiku Bombers: The Stars in Space. Haiku Bombers: Summer Figs. Food and Attitude* * I don’t give ...
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Flash Fiction Faction – How it Works. Haiku Bombers – How it Works. The Ginger Butcher is the worst. Sloe gin, bottom shelf vodka, and table wine–a jigger of each into a heated glass. A healthy splash of tomato juice for the vitamins, and a dash of sour mix. Next in: a few cocktail onions and brine of olives. Then meat drippings, whatever we have on hand. Today … Continue reading →. The Great Bacon Shortage of 2012. Tea Leafin’ for a Drum ‘n’ Bass. I’d wanted him to burn. That’d been all&...From the fore...
20 Things I Do When I’m Not Blogging About Not Blogging | Quill Shiv
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Flash Fiction Faction – How it Works. Haiku Bombers – How it Works. 20 Things I Do When I’m Not Blogging About Not Blogging. This entry was posted on March 21, 2013, in Blog. Think about how I should mention that I’m still alive. Monthy Python and the Holy Grail (1975 Sony Pictures). Decide to read instead. Remember halfway to the coffee shop that I don’t have my laptop. Work on paper while drinking coffee. Forget what day it is. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (2005 Touchstone Pictures). I thought ...
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Flash Fiction Faction – How it Works. Haiku Bombers – How it Works. 20 Things I Do When I’m Not Blogging About Not Blogging. Drink coffee Nap Edit Drink more coffee Think about how I should mention that I’m still alive Decide to read instead Remember halfway to the coffee shop that I don’t have my laptop Work on paper while drinking coffee Sleep Forget what day it is Remember what day it is and become despondent because I’m … Continue reading →. When People At Large Give Quill The Emotional Shiv. When it...
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Flash Fiction Faction – How it Works. Haiku Bombers – How it Works. Haiku Bombers – How it Works. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Google account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email.
Tea Leafin’ for a Drum ‘n’ Bass | Quill Shiv
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Flash Fiction Faction – How it Works. Haiku Bombers – How it Works. Tea Leafin’ for a Drum ‘n’ Bass. This entry was posted on July 27, 2012, in Drabbles. Photo credit: Madison Woods. I washed me clothes ‘ere. Washed me skin, me wounds. Now they say ‘m washed clean enough t’ go. May not’ve had privacy, but this was mine. Was mine. Now been tol’ it’s the bird lime for me to scapa flow. Got no bees ‘n’ honey. Back to bein’ a tea leaf. No where t’ go. July 27, 2012 at 9:35 am. I have absolutely nothing to of...
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Learning How To Love Our Enemies. Check Out The Love Wins Gallery. August 1, 2012. A typical day… “What is a typical day like for you? 8221; Its a question I have gotten a lot recently, is there really such thing when living abroad. Not really. Well maybe… There have been days that seem more “typical” than others. But none that have fit the mold day in and day out. Let [.]. A Little Fun At ZMAN! June 26, 2012. So as many of you know, I have been working pretty hard on the blog these past couple of days!
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Ain’t Got Time to Bleed: Realistic Medical Reports on Hollywood’s Greatest Action Heroes. Humor Film) COMING OCTOBER 3, 2017 FROM INSIGHT EDITIONS! FULLY ILLUSTRATED HARDCOVER BOOK. COVER AND TITLE NOT FINAL. The Shelf on the Elf: Holiday Leftovers. Ghosts from Our Past. How to Survive a Sharknado. The Day of the Donald. Fifty Shames of Earl Grey. Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love. Andrew Shaffer is the. Bestselling author of the essential survival guide,. The Goodreads Choice semifinalist.
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Monday, 6 August 2012. This time we all need to talk2 la pasal nk raya ni,raya taun ni aq kne pracikal start 1 8 baru ni so raya pny cuti xtau la mcm mne kn(adoi minx2 la ad cuti). Every week bln pose taun ni hangout buka pose n kawn2 kucamara aq too pas praktikal baru ni 2 hari aq xblik rmh lpk ngn mmbe smpai subuh too penangan mlm mgu name nya. pastu ngn kje nya. bapok penat wei.dh la kuo n kurg pon g usha lorong.ape kejadah nya.hahahha. Rase2 taun ni baju melayu wana BIRU. Friday, 6 April 2012. I'm go...
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