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Ad Astra Per Aspera. Stay updated via RSS. Let Me Start Off With…. In case you missed it…. Previously, I used WordPress as my own private journal to voice my displeasure and negative feelings towards the world. As of February 2013, I come back to WordPress in a different light. Somewhat settle my sense for adventure. And enjoy the scenery. And, snowboarding. There has to. Be snowboarding, no matter what. Most of all, I’m going to have a girlfriend and a real relationship to accompany her. A...Ad astra pe...
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Toilet training took several years. Every day I would sit on the toilet for hours on end, waiting to piss or shit. My older sister would sit reading me Nancy Drew. The bathroom wasn’t big enough for both of us. Although she has always been very modestly sized, I was six feet tall.
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Erect a massive monument taller than any other monument and make jokes about other monuments and forget your plans to learn how to fly or to at least buy a personal jet pack. When I got home later that day my parents sat me down. They said they would believe my story. They couldn’t believe that their son would piss on a wall.
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Classified ad in search of a masquerade ball. My pimples were bigger than the other children. The worst was on my back, but my face was fucked up too. At the end of sixth grade I dropped out of school. My parents had supported me in my education, but I had decided to opt out. No truancy officer ever picked me up. We had dinner one night with my aunt and uncle. Father would not allow me to eat the baklava that was dessert. You need to watch your complexion, he said. The dermatologist said, Well, eating th...
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I tried to masturbate daily but most of the time I didn’t feel like it. It didn’t seem real. I just wanted to jump right ahead to sex. I began to feel self-conscious about not masturbating. I was afraid I needed to try to have sex. Eventually, I quit my job and went back to school, but I was a couple years behind. I had done some home schooling at night with Father, so the only thing I was really behind in was age.
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The first time I smoked pot I was fifteen. I was a member of a Defective Overgrowth Spurt Group (D.O.S.G., known colloquially as Dosage! Mother had signed me up. It was the winter retreat. We went to a dormitory lodge building on a campground. I still didn’t fit in too well. I was tall, but they were almost all over seven feet tall. I did identify with them in some respects, because I too had once been too tall. Nothing, said Luke. C’mon tell me what it is. You have to guess. Oh, I said, So? The joint ca...
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The No Choke Zone. Why can’t I drink this water? That’s something for you think about while you sit there, says one of the masked people. One of them puts up a hand. The hand motions towards a door. They leave.
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I am an inanimate object. But I don’t have money to pay for the peanut butter cups so I walk out of the store with the tampons, condoms, gossip magazine, and peanut butter cups. As I leave the store a man says, Hey. He wants to know where I am going. I tell him I don’t know. He says I have to pay for the items. I say I did.
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Sábado, 29 de janeiro de 2011. Muito mais individual que coletivo. É também um estado de espírito. Quinta-feira, 22 de abril de 2010. Se tem algo que aprendi no último ano foi ter persistência. Entendi que meras intenções. Não fazem futuro. Por muito tempo fiquei apenas nas intenções. Aquela coisa do pensamento. Mágico, típico em adolescentes, de que "no final as coisas acontecem". E fraquezas. Quando você se esforça para alcançar objetivos, começa a entender um pouco mais os pragmáticos. Senti-me essa s...
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