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Just Humor Me: Sometimes I like to scare strangers
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Monday, January 12, 2015. Sometimes I like to scare strangers. 8220;Sometimes I like to curl up in a ball,” I told the librarian, and she smiled faintly, nodding as she looked back down at the pile of books between us. I waited for a moment, then realized that she was avoiding meeting my eyes, in the same way I might respond to a stranger on the sidewalk who asked, “Can I ask you a question? 8220;Sometimes I Like to Curl up in a Ball,” I repeated. I’M MAD AT YOU, YOU LITTLE STINKYPANTS! Back out the chec...
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Just Humor Me: July 2014
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Monday, July 28, 2014. Lepers by the lake. 8221; my wife Kara asked, turning off the blow dryer. She could tell something was wrong because the blow dryer normally doubles as a husband repeller, if only because when she’s using it, somebody needs to be downstairs, making sure that our sons are not creating crayon murals or experimenting with the aerodynamics of our cutlery. 8220;One of us is not going to work today,” I replied, holding a thermometer in the air and pointing at our son Zack. So Kara and I ...
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Just Humor Me: Household of Brotherly Shoves
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Monday, December 29, 2014. Household of Brotherly Shoves. 8220;I want the rings! 8221; my son Evan yelled from his seat at the dinner table, reaching to snatch the object from his little brother’s hands. 8220;No, my wings! 8221; Zack screeched, clutching the plastic circles close to his chest. That’s the thing that holds the ketchup bottles together. It has no other purpose,” I said. We get much of our food from Costco these days, so our ketchup comes in triplicate. 8221; Zack yelled. 8220;No, my rings!
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Just Humor Me: Paris Hilton with a bald spot
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Monday, November 24, 2014. Paris Hilton with a bald spot. If you’re anything like me, sometimes you will find yourself in New York City with a dog in your purse, trying to bring her into a fancy restaurant. You will think this is okay, because the dog is wearing a pearl necklace and a pink lace gown, so it’s not underdressed, as so many dogs are. 8220;Please don’t go any further, sir. We could lose our license. Do you have papers for your dog? 8221; the host asked me, stepping out from behind the podium.
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Just Humor Me: Moving to a new electronic home...
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Sunday, February 01, 2015. Moving to a new electronic home. This week marks the tenth anniversary of Just Humor Me, which started back in February of 2005. I'm as surprised as you that this blog has been around for ten years, because, if you recall, the Internet wasn't even invented until 2006. I learned of the wonders of Wordpress when creating hikethehudsonvalley.com. The new home of Just Humor Me is here:. Https:/ justhumormeweekly.wordpress.com/. Thank you for all your support over the years! Not new...
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Just Humor Me: October 2014
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Sunday, October 26, 2014. In horror, I jumped out of the shower, my comatose morning brain shocked into a state of high alert. 8220;Dude, that was a close call,” I said out loud, looking at the only dry part of my body: my left forearm, which happened to have my two-day-old, non-waterproof birthday present from my wife strapped to it. It’s the first non-Timex watch I’ve had on my wrist since the Hamburglar one that came with my Happy Meal thirty years ago. 8221; she asked. Perhaps my hesitation to accept...
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Just Humor Me: February 2015
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Sunday, February 01, 2015. Moving to a new electronic home. This week marks the tenth anniversary of Just Humor Me, which started back in February of 2005. I'm as surprised as you that this blog has been around for ten years, because, if you recall, the Internet wasn't even invented until 2006. I learned of the wonders of Wordpress when creating hikethehudsonvalley.com. The new home of Just Humor Me is here:. Https:/ justhumormeweekly.wordpress.com/. Thank you for all your support over the years! Reload ...
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Just Humor Me: Wreath beats turkey
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Monday, December 15, 2014. 8220;Where’s my turkey? 8221; our son Evan demanded, pointing at the wreath on our front door accusingly. The huge-ornament-and-possibly-fake-pinecone-festooned ring occupied the spot where his beautiful crayon Thanksgiving drawing from kindergarten had been taped for weeks. Silence filled the room. My wife Kara had stuffed the drawing in the trash five minutes prior, after holding it up to me and looking sad. 8220;Bah, he’ll never notice,” I said. Before you judge us, it’...
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Just Humor Me: Room at the mop
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Monday, January 26, 2015. Room at the mop. My son, Zack, backed away in fear. He’d never seen anything like it before. 8220;What’s that? 8221; he asked, peering around the couch, staring wide-eyed at the strange device I’d just unearthed from the deepest bowels of our home. 8220;This, my son,” I told him, wielding the staff like a middle-aged mutant ninja turtle, “is a mop.”. Silence. I could just as well have told him that it was a banjo. “What’s that? 8221; he asked again. 8220;Avast, ye swabs! And thu...
