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Cynical Meat Sack: March 2006
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New Car Smell, Old Car Exhaust. Wednesday, March 29, 2006. Today I had a lesson in racism. Lesson may be the wrong word.display is probably better. Let me explain. I just recently moved from one office to another within our facility. Now, I'm sitting in a cube next to a guy I've know for a couple years. He's a mid-twenty something, goofy white guy. Goofy in the sense that his flavor of humor is more shock than funny. As soon as we walk in, this friend says in a normal speaking voice:. That Hollywood has ...
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Cynical Meat Sack: October 2005
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New Car Smell, Old Car Exhaust. Monday, October 24, 2005. I live in the Midwestwhich generally means that the people around me murder the English language on a daily basis. One person in particular does it so much that we, her caring and sensitive co-workers, devised a game to play behind her back. We call it LINGO. Today, it’s much more simplified. 1 point for each instance. Add a point for each email (spell check is on). Add 5 points for internal meetings. Add 10 points for client meetings. Go ahead, s...
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Cynical Meat Sack: February 2006
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New Car Smell, Old Car Exhaust. Thursday, February 16, 2006. 50 Foot, Bronze Hooka Pipe. Is a bit old, but I’m so friggin sick of the whole Chenney incident that I could puke, so you’re getting old news. This story comes out of Canada. It’s about a revived proposal to build a monument to U.S. war resisters , from the Viet Nam conflict, who fled to Canada instead of being drafted. It’s a good thing that they want to build it in Canada. You can keep that shit up there. Sure, some of those guys actually did...
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Cynical Meat Sack: December 2005
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New Car Smell, Old Car Exhaust. Tuesday, December 27, 2005. First off, thanks to everyone who gave me a shout off that last post. I hope you all had a great holiday weekend! Now, on to our regularly scheduled post. I’m such a gear junkie. I mean a straight up material ‘ho. I just love getting stuff. So, you know, Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year for ‘Ol Kyu. This year is no exception. I got an IPod this year. Ohohohnot just an IPod, but a Video IPod. Was that the baby? Do you smell smoke?
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Cynical Meat Sack: January 2006
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New Car Smell, Old Car Exhaust. Monday, January 30, 2006. America, Home of the FREE. This is the greatest country on Earth. The more I look around at the stories coming from different areas of the world, the more it solidifies this point of view for me. Sure, we’ve got corrupt politicians, drug gangs, child predators, and Katie Curic. But when was the last time Pepsi declared a Jihad on Coke for one of those snappy commercials that denounced the Pepsi Generation? Statue in the movie Dogma? Now, I’m not s...
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Cynical Meat Sack: June 2006
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New Car Smell, Old Car Exhaust. Thursday, June 29, 2006. I don’t have a theme for tonight’s postingjust a few things to get off my chest. Recently, the Sci-Fi channel began televising the WWE offshoot ECW: Extreme Championship Wrestling. Now, I know that professional wrestling is labeled as fake and thus can be considered fantasybut, putting wrestling on the Sci-Fi channel is like putting Rugby on the Lifetime network, or American Idol re-runs on the History Channel. My wife is a borderline hypochondriac...
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Cynical Meat Sack: April 2006
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New Car Smell, Old Car Exhaust. Wednesday, April 26, 2006. Death by Cell Phone. Rising fuel costs saved my life today. Kinda different tone than the title of this post.but, it will all fit in a minute. When I turn on to this road, generally I open it up a bit.not too bad, but I generally hit it at 60 mph.it's a 35mph zone. Today, I decided that I'd cruise it a bit and scaled it down to about 45 - 50mph. You know the saying that just before you die, your life flashes before your eyes? As I came to the sec...
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Cynical Meat Sack: November 2005
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New Car Smell, Old Car Exhaust. Wednesday, November 30, 2005. Give Peace the Finger. I have got to stop reading news stories. Maybe I should start hitting up Comic Book sites or spend my lunch breaks cruising Apple.com for trailers. There are genuine news stories that just make me want to fling the monitor across the office. Take this story for instance: Christian Peacemaker Teams. Why not, everyone else does. These people purposely put themselves in harm's way in order to stop violence. What stupid ...