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Billy's Brain: June 2008
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008. The harsh crack of the whip shatters the quiet of a thousand keystrokes clicking. BILLYBEAR WHERE IS THAT THING? Stoically standing before one of his many insect overlords BillyBear ignores the fresh welt rising across his back, one of many. He quietly stares into the rabid but dead eyes of his current master, "Which thing lord? THE THING - THE THING! Today's thing or yesterday's thing? WORK SMARTER NOT HARDER YOU FOOL! ADAPT AND EMBRACE 'AGILITY'! Regale us with some deviant thin...
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Billy's Brain: August 2008
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Friday, August 29, 2008. Time of Death 3PM Eastern. Oh for shits sake jem shocked herself again, pantysue give her mouth to mouth until she comes around, she seems to like that. Lucky keep running on that goddamn gerbil wheel, when Giantess Gretchen finds out we stole it there will be hell to pay but we need the power and a lot of it. Pantysue there's no tongue in mouth to mouth, I mean REALLY! Faster lucky, FASTER! Banky get on the thing and run, RRRUUUUNNNNNNNNNN! Crank the mestabilator to eleven!
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Billy's Brain: February 2008
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Thursday, February 21, 2008. While My Rectum Gently Weeps. I look at the Colyte. And see it needs drinking. While my rectum gently weeps. I look at the toilet and see it needs flushing. Still my rectum gently weeps. I don't know why nobody told me. How nasty this Colyte was. I don't know how I could control you. You keep me shitting here. I look at the nurse and I notice she's grinning. While my rectum gently weeps. She pumps me full of Demerol till the room it's spinning. Still my rectum gently weeps.
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Billy's Brain: Prayers to Broken Stones
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Thursday, February 05, 2009. Prayers to Broken Stones. I walk out the door of my nice house, my secret labs below it filling the air with a subliminal hum. It's cold, as in very, this February afternoon. I glance back at the house before shambling off down the empty sidewalk my head filled with useless thoughts. To break the streak. I'm not up late much anymore. I have new addictions to feed. I wander down a path past Jem's house. I don't see jem nearly as much as I use to, nearly as much as I want t...
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Billy's Brain: December 2007
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Monday, December 31, 2007. You Can Back Out of Every Deal Except One. Cross hairs slowly settle down on the well lit, perfect forehead of Princess Grace. The town clock begins to chime midnight, a second hand unwinds. A soft exhale of breath as the pull on the trigger tightens. The sniper wheels her hooded cloak billowing while simultaneously activating her light-. And snarling, "YOU! Begins to sputter, "Oh, jeesh! Would you keep it down? The sniper's voice rising from a whisper to a scream. Sets the vol...
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Billy's Brain: March 2008
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Monday, March 31, 2008. I got the call a few weeks ago. At the time I thought nothing of it but now, now it just feels right. Convergence. Nature aligning in harmony, it all coming together. This Thursday I leave for the holy land. No, not San Antonio you sillies - Chapel Hill! And "How'd you do in the tourney? All innocent like. It's a mutual loathing so don't worry about it. Normally I would look to MsGrace for Carolina's overall chances in the tourney but she appears to be on one of her legendary thre...
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Billy's Brain: January 2008
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Sunday, January 27, 2008. An enraged wolverBilly pauses for a photo-op on the planet M-113 while lucky cowers behind his shield and Og begs for them to "Stop the madness". Take that, billyboy! Lucky shouted with renewed enthusiasm. Capitan America's Shield is impervious to adamantium! Bent over and panting heavily wolverBilly gasps, "Give me a second here . sheesh . who knew adamantium was so darned heavy? Dang, chopping through that eleven foot pole of balsa wood of yours really took it out of me.".
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Billy's Brain: October 2008
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Thursday, October 23, 2008. I giggle, my hair lightly tickling my face as it cascades down, enshrouding his face, cocooning us in my own little private world. My world, his world, our world. For awhile. just. awhile. My knees are cold against the grass in the park, I hardly notice, I'm focused on my prey. My plaid schoolgirl miniskirt rides high on my hips as I straddle him. I can feel his want, his desire to give himself. to me. I whisper, softly, "Are you ready to spurt for me baby? You work for me!
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Billy's Brain: September 2008
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008. I step out of the house into the cool evening air. Paradise is a town like any other town filled with phonesex Mistresses and pervs. It's my town and something has gone very wrong here. I plan to get to the bottom of it, Tracer style. Snapping open my cell I punch a number in my Friends and Family Circle. That always makes me smile, I have no friends, nor family. Yeah, meet me at PhukaDuk's Vietnamese Steak House of Sushi Delight! Look I gotta go! I HAVE . TO . GO! I turn 180...
