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Swedophilia: October 2006
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Sunday, October 29, 2006. Dodgy police Corporate justice Cup of tea, Sir? Please devour my mammoth dream if you have the guts. I desperately need to gain employment in my current Swedish climate. If I don’t within 1-2 weeks then I will run out of cash supplies and be forced to go back to. I'm gagging for a cup of tea". I say "do you mind if I make one for all of us? Whilst pacing the streets I receive the anticipated phone call. Says the womanly voice. No, No.’. We use our cell phones". Typical Swedish-A...
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Swedophilia: February 2006
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Tuesday, February 28, 2006. Dear Landlord/Room mate,. I'm Really sorry, my money didn't come through and I've had to go back to England to sort it out. I'll be in touch about the rent soon. You're a really nice guy and this wasn't my intention, sorry. Is how my concise and uneloquent final correspondence to my landlord and flatmate read. But, I really like chai tea and I really wanted to listen to music. The longer I settled in there the more boundaries I continually set for myself and then subsequently ...
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Swedophilia: April 2006
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Monday, April 03, 2006. Corner of the plague digs in. Posted by Swedophilia at 15:32. Sunday, April 02, 2006. I live life like the Captain of a sinking ship. All around me is grey. Steel grey and bolts. A constant low hum fills the air, the frequency of which reacts with my brain leaving me nauseous and disorientated. It's interesting because out of all the aspects of their character:. A) Last night's/Tomorrows game. B) Lewd comments regarding women they would have no idea how to. The ship is heading for...
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Swedophilia: March 2006
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Tuesday, March 21, 2006. I wandered into a pizzeria in need of falafel and in need of shelter. Do you want to eat inside? It now costs 40k to buy food and eat in? Actually, why *is* my falafel swimming in some horrible white sauce.looks kinda thick. No need to panic, don’t worry, surely it’s Italian Momma’s home made special sauce. Not gonna risk it. Not with that poison lying readily available in seemingly every kitchen in the world. I dip a finger. So it’s you again. It’s common business sense. The fal...
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Swedophilia: June 2006
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Tuesday, June 13, 2006. God told Jesus to empty the rubbish.The lazy Jew poured bin juice on the UK from whence Preston grew. I started wondering whether my opinion of the UK and its general population: their ignorance, their primitive roots and urges, had been inflated and exaggerated to unrealistic heights in my head. To have full confidence and validity in my disdain I decided to take a little field trip. Preston (Lancashire,Uk) on a Saturday night:. Imagine if a few generations of similar behaviour d...
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Swedophilia: January 2006
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Tuesday, January 31, 2006. I had my first dream in Swedish last night. I was a worker on a Swedish outdoor market stall along with 2 middle aged female workers. The stall contained cheese, eggs, fish, meat and falafel. It must have been around lunch time because they were talking about food, then they looked at me and kept pointing to the meat section. I said, "Jag kann inte pratar kött" -. I can not speak meat. They started laughing, I realised my mistake instantly, started flustering and then said,.
