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Of no specific waterways relevance. Sunday, April 23. The time is nigh. Forget the new PJ Harvey DVD - Bergerac Series One is poised to be released on DVD on the 8th of May. Don't get too excited just yet though. It seems that the BBC has already put the release back three times, presumably just to piss Will Smith the comedian off. Sadly it seems like there are no extras and tragically, no commentary from John Nettles, Terrence Alexander, or Beppe Di Marco's mum from Eastenders. Posted by Phill @ 10:21 pm.

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Danger! High Postage

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Of no specific waterways relevance. Friday, June 9. Is it because I is curly? The recent vitriol directed at England midfielder Owen Hargreaves by the media and fans alike, confirms something that I have suspected for a long time - Men with curly hair are discriminated against. It's true and below I present concrete evidence to support this. On the other hand, women with curly hair suffer no discrimination or abuse - look at the Queen for example - loved by millions! Eddie Large (Little and Large). Membe...

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The Amazing Adventures of Alanowski: November 2004

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The Amazing Adventures of Alanowski. Tuesday, November 30, 2004. You find irony. a bunch of idiots dancing on an airplane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. So I have chosen to keep track of the volume of Soy Sauce that I have devoured since my arrival here. This task will not be vary accurate as there is Soy that has been eaten outside of the flat, and stuff that I ate here that came free with takeouts. It's been 1 litre of soy now, and my, hasn't it been a BLAST! The day was ac...

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The Amazing Adventures of Alanowski: June 2005

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The Amazing Adventures of Alanowski. Friday, June 24, 2005. We could be pets, we could be food, but all we really are is livestock. So here it is - reviews of some things that I see as everyday (well in this case mum, not EVERY day so don’t get too worried). I’ll start off with Korean alcohol in what I am calling. The Korean Alcohol Report. Clever title I thought). A little less common than Cass and OB, Hite is aimed at the young people (something, it turns out, I am no longer considered to be). The ...

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The Amazing Adventures of Alanowski: October 2004

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The Amazing Adventures of Alanowski. Sunday, October 31, 2004. On and on he goes with his self serving nonsense, "talk about something other than yourself Alan" is heard ringing throughout the internet, but I don't have much else to be talking about so you're getting me me me. It is MY website after all :). Her: "Can you come into the school tomorrow morning for an open day for kids and their parents? Me: "Hnunga rungle fleurg. yeah shoor wha' time? Posted by Alanowski @ 2:58 pm. Friday, October 29, 2004.

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The Amazing Adventures of Alanowski: February 2005

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The Amazing Adventures of Alanowski. Tuesday, February 22, 2005. Kids burst shops, by filling them with rice, and pouring in water: then standing back and laughing, while the bricks are ripped apart by the swelling. Have I got flies in my eyes? Well this feeling was on the inside too). The shower was freezing and I almost went into shock because of it. Probably. Perhaps some of you reading this now will be thinking about all these little bugs crawling over your skin and in your hair? Posted by Alanowski ...

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The Amazing Adventures of Alanowski: April 2005

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The Amazing Adventures of Alanowski. Friday, April 29, 2005. I check the list. Rubber tubing, gas, saw, gloves, cuffs, razor wire, hatchet, Gladys, and my mitts. Another week gone by and nothing much to report here, other than the weather. It's turned absolutely glorious. A lot of the kids are walking about with their little masks on to protect them from it, and earlier in the week when the yellow dust was at its worst we weren't allowed to open the windows at the school for fear of the kids getting sick.

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The Amazing Adventures of Alanowski: December 2004

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The Amazing Adventures of Alanowski. Thursday, December 23, 2004. We serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere". Today was a glorious day. The sun was shining, the ground was frosty and the the world saw the first appearance of Santowski Clause. He dressed up in the suit provided and headed into each classroom dealing out gifts to the little kids of Cheonan. Barry and Julie Whittington. George and Marion Buchanan.

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The Amazing Adventures of Alanowski: January 2005

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The Amazing Adventures of Alanowski. Friday, January 21, 2005. I'm in a glass case of emotion! After a time consuming and, at times, arduous early morning trip to my facilities, I was running a little late for work. Just outside the door my phone began to buzz in my pocket. Unaccustomed as I am to a call at this time in the morning (10ish) I managed to get together the cognitive skills needed to answer said device. It was my boss. What are you wearing? Oh you look so good! Nope, she’s right I do look goo...

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The Amazing Adventures of Alanowski: March 2005

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The Amazing Adventures of Alanowski. Friday, March 25, 2005. Who would claim to be that who was not? Birthday and all that so I thought I would treat you all to a pic of my handsome self. I've been unable to organise a bash of usual proportions so am looking to just head into a busy bar and pretend that everyone there is for me. Thankyou to everyone that has sent me cards and emails and prezzies. The award for most offensive card so far goes to: Scott, by gawd where did you find such a thing? Arriving at...