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The Bandit's Altercations: November 2009
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El Bandito Rides Again. Sunday, November 8, 2009. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Another Kind of Nerd. Code 3 My Ass. The College Football Guys. The College Football Guys Blog. Two Way Monkey Bar. View my complete profile. This is a Flickr badge showing public photos from the bandits altercations. Make your own badge here.
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Hillbilly Trailer Fire: August 2009
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Where the moderately effeminate meets the possibly Canadian. Friday, August 21, 2009. Carl Sagan - Erudite enough to almost make me care. This makes me want to re-read ' Broca's. Brain' and 'Dragons in the Garden of Eden', maybe even 'Cosmos'. 'Want' then fades in to 'thought about' which loses it's v-hold and rapidly devolves in to 'Someone attacked my Vampire on Facebook. How can erudite exposition and insightful narrative ever compete with the ability to coast through life passively, spoon fed. The fu...
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Hillbilly Trailer Fire: January 2010
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Where the moderately effeminate meets the possibly Canadian. Monday, January 11, 2010. Billy Mays: Death of a Pitchman; or 'Trust the guy with a heart condition who did blow'. As Seen on TV - Billy re-enacting 'Scarface', now with more blow.'. This picture ignores the 18th law of thermodynamics: 'The Fly, The Kurgen and Robocop cannot be in L.A. at one time'. The Jalapeno-popper burger - they stuff an already stuffed food into another piece of food! Loud noises and flashy lights? This must be important!
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Hillbilly Trailer Fire: Mondays With Roger at Pooh Corner
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Where the moderately effeminate meets the possibly Canadian. Tuesday, April 3, 2012. Mondays With Roger at Pooh Corner. Sex in the Parking Lot is Never a Good Idea:. As the above states, no, it isn't a good idea. Ever. And especially not when said parking lot abuts not one, but two giant outdoor decks filled with unrepentant smokers dusted to the gills on whatever drinks we've been firing down their faces all night long. What could make the entire situation a whole lot worse? Yay, we get to leave now!
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Hillbilly Trailer Fire: February 2009
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Where the moderately effeminate meets the possibly Canadian. Friday, February 6, 2009. Sperm Powered Car or Disturbing Date Metaphor? Those red marks aren't from the tattoos being recent, I just got drunk and tried to eat them off of her back.". Last week it was during one of my aforementioned toilet reading sprees that I made a frightening discovery that frightened me in its frightening frightenency (fuck you, spellcheck! And only submits doctoral theses ideas that he comes up with while playing mad-libs.
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Hillbilly Trailer Fire: November 2009
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Where the moderately effeminate meets the possibly Canadian. Monday, November 9, 2009. Bacon Lube - 'Applewood Smoked' Sounds like a Priapism-induced Sexual Mishap. Wow - smells like a rendering plant in here. What danger, you ask? Bacon-lube, that's what. But Finnian, what's so bad about Bacon-lube? I'll tell you what, commie - take off your beret, put down your little red book and stop murdering those children for a second and listen to my words, America hater. If I am in the midst of having inadvisabl...
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Hillbilly Trailer Fire: July 2009
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Where the moderately effeminate meets the possibly Canadian. Thursday, July 30, 2009. A Portrait of Irony - Enough of this Monarchy Nonsense! It is hot today - hotter than hell. 'Hell', in my mind, is anywhere above 95F. While some of you may shout something to the effect of "that encompasses more than 30% of the Earth at any given moment" my witty riposte would go something like this: "Blow me - 95F is hot, fuckwit! The heat makes me irritable - could you tell? I know this is a re-tread, given that anyo...
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The Bandit's Altercations: June 2009
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El Bandito Rides Again. Sunday, June 7, 2009. The weather has been so great this last week! That is not the reason I haven't been updating my blog, though. Just busy and really haven't had anything all that exciting to say. It is officially the start of bon fire season with a couple under our belt already. On the last bon fire we didn't need the heat but loved the 'ambiance'! Real estate seems to be picking up a bit. We sold another of J's houses a couple weeks ago which is great! Another Kind of Nerd.
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The Bandit's Altercations: Paradise
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El Bandito Rides Again. Saturday, January 15, 2011. I write this from the balcony of a luxury villa in Cabo San Lucas, enjoying my morning coffee with the sun, a myriad of birds, and a beautiful view of the ocean that stretches on and on to eternity. Not a bad way to start the day. I can almost forget that I have a nasty cold! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Another Kind of Nerd. Code 3 My Ass. The College Football Guys. The College Football Guys Blog. Two Way Monkey Bar. View my complete profile.
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Hillbilly Trailer Fire: March 2009
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Where the moderately effeminate meets the possibly Canadian. Wednesday, March 11, 2009. Holy Hell: DARPA is Building a Predator Harry Potter Hybrid. Water cools, wind blows, fire burns and, apparently, DARPA (the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency) finances the creation of nightmarish technology that makes a battle-hardened cyber-ninja like myself want to spend the rest of his life. The proposals included crafting what amounts to an array of billions of tiny relays; in essence, the relays would ca...
