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It's Always Something: Day Two
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Sunday, July 27, 2008. We woke up early Friday morning to go to breakfast at the BlogHer conference. They had kind of an official meet and greet that morning and Crystal's panel was at 12:45. It was after breakfast as Crystal and I were hanging around our table discussing what to do next when a man named Brian. These jokers ranged in size from about 6 or 7 inches to one giant 3 foot monstrosity. How do you have a 3 foot penis sitting in your living room? We walked along further and Crystal was trying her...
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It's Always Something: Day One
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Friday, July 25, 2008. Our flight was scheduled to leave at 6:45 am I could not sleep the night before and I ended up waking up at like 3 am and going ahead and getting my shower and getting ready for my weekend away from home. We took a subway, of sorts, from the airport to downtown. When I stepped out of the station I was completely taken aback. It was like being transported to a different world. The buildings rose to the skyline, there were people playing music, there was a feel. That had a guest list...
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It's Always Something: March 2008
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Monday, March 31, 2008. Nipples Are Dangerous Weapons. My husband e-mailed this. Article to me Friday. I was completely outraged. Why in the world was this woman made to remove her nipple rings? It's completely absurd. Finding out the cause of a hand wand going off, sure. Once it was evident that the rings were the cause, what was the point in removing them? Well here you go! That, or something like this. It's just sad that we have "rules" that people blindly follow, no matter how absurd, or how much the...
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It's Always Something: Not My Usual
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Wednesday, July 23, 2008. I received something from my dad yesterday not knowing how very much it would affect me. I got a binder full of letters that his brother, Patsey Gene Parker, had written home from the Korean war. Also in there were a few that my grandmother had written him. The last letter in the binder from him is dated July 13th, 1953. He says it is raining and cold and not to worry that he hasn't written in a bit. They are in a place called Christmas Hill now. He sent some money h...My grandm...
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It's Always Something: April 2008
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Thursday, April 24, 2008. For you, Brandon. 1 Pick up the nearest book of 123 pages or more. No cheating! 2 Find page 123. 3 Find the first five sentences. 4 Post the next three sentences. 5 Tag five people. There were sounds of kicking and plunging. A stick flew into the air. Then a flat, wet clod of dead leaves shot clean through the gap and landed clear of the hedge, close to Hazel. If anyone wants to play, let me know in comments. I don't personally know 5 people. Ok, for you Tweaker. And So She Blogs.
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It's Always Something: June 2007
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Saturday, June 30, 2007. I Will Never Shop With That Boy Again. Things went quite well until check-out time. I had to get him out of the basket to put the bread in where he usually sits. I'm paying for groceries when he darts out of site. I'm looking around, and I holler for him. He hollers back, from inside the locked hair salon. This hair salon has these chains across the front doors that go from the floor to the ceiling. He lifted the bottom up just enough to fit his little tail through. First of all,...
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It's Always Something: Day Three
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008. I was surprised, but Crystal did wake up feeling better that morning. She tossed and turned most of the night, but swore she felt better. We decided to visit the Golden Gate Bridge that morning. It was more overcast than I would have liked it but we had plans for later in the day. As we piled out of the cab, I looked over at this landmark I had only seen on tv and in pictures, I was truly moved. This one, straight down:. We had plans for lunch with one of Crystal's readers. Da...
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It's Always Something: July 2008
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008. I was surprised, but Crystal did wake up feeling better that morning. She tossed and turned most of the night, but swore she felt better. We decided to visit the Golden Gate Bridge that morning. It was more overcast than I would have liked it but we had plans for later in the day. As we piled out of the cab, I looked over at this landmark I had only seen on tv and in pictures, I was truly moved. This one, straight down:. We had plans for lunch with one of Crystal's readers. Da...
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It's Always Something: July 2007
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Thursday, July 26, 2007. I didn't realize it had been almost a month since I sat down and wrote. Time sure flies. I actually only noticed how long it had been because I got a comment from someone I don't even know. Turns out it was Gnat. Very funny guy and a very talented artist. I was so excited. 2 I have only dated one person in my life and that is my husband. We met when I was 14 and he was my first date ever. We have been together ever since. 4 My boobs are huge. I have to go to a specialty shop ...
