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A Man should be able to… » Cnstrn'd Writing
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Laquo; Rules for Shotgun. A Man should be able to…. Change his oil/change a tire. Fight for a cause. Clothe and feed himself. Teach a child how to ride a bike and how to play chess. Embroider a nice pattern onto socks. Pixelation Qyw Styx, Pxl for short, has a death hold on a PhD in philosophy. He works as a postdoc in a molecular biology lab. He is from New Mexico and hates cheese. He lives for burritos. 23 May, 2011 @ 02:24. 2016 Cnstrn'd Writing Techozoic 2.1.1 by Jeremy Clark.
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Goosebumps book ideas » Cnstrn'd Writing
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Laquo; A Man should be able to…. Things that should not be decorative. Which is probably the funniest thing on the internet this week. A boy fears he is killing people in his sleep. He was only half asleep. A boy is tormented by a time traveling adult who seems intent on setting up situations that will kill him. The time traveler is the boy from the future, who doesn’t understand causality or something. A boy is worried that he is trapped in a fairy tale because everything is too perfect. Pixelation Qyw ...
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How to ruin a sure thing » Cnstrn'd Writing
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Laquo; He’s the Least Interesting Man in the World. How to ruin a sure thing. I haven’t been on a date with a new person in a few years, but I started this draft in 2012 and I’m pretty sure I still know how to finish it. Can we wrap this up soon? My mom wants me home by eight. Do you mind if my ex-wife comes to dinner with us? She wants to approve everyone I date. Sorry I keep going to the restroom, I have explosive diarrhea… it’s chronic. I only date chicks that do anal. You wanna go out again? Pixelati...
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#vss #ohj #gr8ff » Cnstrn'd Writing
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Laquo; How to ruin a sure thing. I’ve recently discovered #vss. Having had a nanofiction Twitter account ( puntitled. For a few years, it’s good to finally find a group of people who enjoy what I do. Expect more updates both here and there from now on. Ps This is still technically a group blog contact me if you want to join. Pixelation Qyw Styx, Pxl for short, has a death hold on a PhD in philosophy. He works as a postdoc in a molecular biology lab. He is from New Mexico and hates cheese.
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Acrostic Archive » Cnstrn'd Writing
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Posted 25 June, 2014 By Pxl. For when the hard-won, self-made first colonists learned a second-wave was coming, they were ecstatic. Each recalled the first generation had been chosen by a grueling, multiple round series of personality, aptitude, and physical tests. A dozen generations since had built a meritocratic society on that theme. Renaul, the new president ordered a welcome monolith built to commemorate the momentous occasion and the workers diligently complied. Posted 14 February, 2010 By Pxl.
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Seven unexpected benefits of weighing over 400 lbs. » Cnstrn'd Writing
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Laquo; Things Other People Know Better Than You. Things Ruined Forever by Hitler. Seven unexpected benefits of weighing over 400 lbs. Given the recent popularity of listicles (which we were into before they were cool), instead of just making unordered lists, we’re going to start numbering items on our lists. Obviously, this is a ploy. Equally obviously, it affects none of the content. Read on! You will never lose a game of see-saw again. Deadly poisons are slightly less effective. He lives for burritos.
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He’s the Least Interesting Man in the World » Cnstrn'd Writing
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Laquo; My Graduate School Murtaugh List (circa 2011). How to ruin a sure thing. He’s the Least Interesting Man in the World. He thinks ketchup is too spicy. The army is designing their next form of camouflage after him. He thinks the missionary position is scandalous. He is the character in the horror movie that dies off camera. His sexual interests and favorite ice cream flavor are both vanilla. His favorite shape is square. His favorite soup is broth. His favorite haircut is just a trim.
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Microfiction Archive » Cnstrn'd Writing
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Posted 25 June, 2014 By Pxl. For when the hard-won, self-made first colonists learned a second-wave was coming, they were ecstatic. Each recalled the first generation had been chosen by a grueling, multiple round series of personality, aptitude, and physical tests. A dozen generations since had built a meritocratic society on that theme. Renaul, the new president ordered a welcome monolith built to commemorate the momentous occasion and the workers diligently complied. What Lola wants, Lola sometimes gets.
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Ideas Archive » Cnstrn'd Writing
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Posted 20 June, 2014 By Pxl. I’ve recently discovered #vss. Having had a nanofiction Twitter account ( puntitled. For a few years, it’s good to finally find a group of people who enjoy what I do. Expect more updates both here and there from now on. Ps This is still technically a group blog contact me if you want to join. Posted 10 June, 2011 By Pxl. Which is probably the funniest thing on the internet this week. A boy fears he is killing people in his sleep. He was only half asleep. 2 oz Irish Whiskey.
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Things that should not be decorative » Cnstrn'd Writing
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Laquo; Goosebumps book ideas. My Graduate School Murtaugh List (circa 2011). Things that should not be decorative. Pixelation Qyw Styx, Pxl for short, has a death hold on a PhD in philosophy. He works as a postdoc in a molecular biology lab. He is from New Mexico and hates cheese. He lives for burritos. 18 June, 2011 @ 19:47. 2016 Cnstrn'd Writing Techozoic 2.1.1 by Jeremy Clark. 55 mySQL queries in 2.346 seconds. Cnstrn'd Writing is for Everybody! If you'd like to contribute, sign up here.
