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graphicmagicmailbags: December 2007
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Sunday, December 30, 2007. Spirited] This Call's For You. CELL PHONE vs. BIBLE I wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phones? What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets? What if we flipped through it several times a day? What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it? What if we used it to receive messages from the text? What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it? What if we gave them to kids as gifts? What if we used it when we traveled?
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graphicmagicmailbags: May 2008
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Thursday, May 8, 2008. Interest] The Jay Way. Very interesting perspective by Jay Leno. I hope you will all read to the end. Jay Leno puts it into perspective and makes us think about the pathetic negativity. That's right, Jay Leno! Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see. The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true, given the source, right? I guess having thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from ...
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graphicmagicmailbags: [Humor] Pipes of Peace
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Monday, November 3, 2008. Humor] Pipes of Peace. A woman drives downtown to the library. She parks out front and goes inside. A few minutes later as she stands in the book check-out line she remembers — she left her husband's bagpipes in full view in the back seat! Dropping the books, she runs from the library and out to the street . But it's too late. The back window has been totally smashed out and someone has left a second set of bagpipes next to his on the seat! And threatened to release one each day.
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graphicmagicmailbags: [Humor] Erin Go Beer
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Monday, November 3, 2008. Humor] Erin Go Beer. An e-mail from Ireland. An e-mail from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States.a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:. We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States. NowOn the other side, you have a nice old war hero, whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology, married to a good-looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship! Humor] Pipes of Peace.
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graphicmagicmailbags: May 2007
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Friday, May 4, 2007. Spirited] Heaven Help Us. With thanks to Rev. Joe Wright for today's message. Dog breeds that didn't make it:. Collie Lhasa ApsoCollapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport. Spitz Chow ChowSpitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot. Bloodhound BorzoiBloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun. Pointer SetterPoinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet. Kerry Blue Terrier Skye TerrierBlue Skye, a dog for visionaries. Great Pyrenees DachshundPyradachs, a puzzling breed. Westminster TerrierRhode ...
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graphicmagicmailbags: September 2008
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Monday, September 15, 2008. If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas . 6 about darn near killed me. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL . Here are the scorecard notes from the event:. CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI . Judge # 1 - A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. Judge # 3 - Keep th...
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graphicmagicmailbags: March 2008
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Thursday, March 27, 2008. Only women of a certain era will fully appreciate this true story. If you don't understand this, tell your mother, she'll get it). A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing in a small new England town where Paul Newman and his family often visited. One Sunday morning, the woman got up early to take a long walk. After a brisk five-mile hike, she decided to treat herself to a double-dip chocolate ice cream cone. There was only one other patron in the store. With that, she h...
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graphicmagicmailbags: January 2008
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Tuesday, January 1, 2008. Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind. Because...
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graphicmagicmailbags: August 2008
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Saturday, August 30, 2008. In the 1930s and 1940s, F. Chase Taylor – under his pseudonym of Colonel Stoopnagle – produced dozens of spoonerism fairytales which appeared both in print and on his radio show. The original ones were printed in the Saturday Evening Post and he eventually published a collection of the stories in 1946 – a book which is now sadly out of print and much sought after. But up jumped one of the other gary fodmothers and said: "Falm down a moment, colks! While I cannot undo what my di...
