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THE DONKEY'S MOUTH: In the Words of the Donkey: JEWISH TATTOOS?
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Live from austin, texas: DAVID SAYS THINGS. In the Words of the Donkey: JEWISH TATTOOS? Shvat 25, 5767. All names herein have been changed. Sunny, Dinah, and Screechy all have tattoos. These tattoos also happen to be Jewish in nature. Sunny's is "Lo Yisa Goy" written on one forearm in large letters and "El Goy Cherev" on the other forearm. Dinah's is a Magen David and the saying "Ani V'atah N'shaneh et Haolam." Screechy's is simply a rainbow-y Magen David with "Chai" written inside of it. Why is it that ...
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THE DONKEY'S MOUTH: THE DONKEY SAYS: Chaned my name.
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Live from austin, texas: DAVID SAYS THINGS. THE DONKEY SAYS: Chaned my name. 9 Shvat, 5767. I changed the name. Again. My apologies. I just like this better. It may actually be a more recognizable reference too! Please let me know if youre looking for a article author for your site. You have some really great articles and I believe I would be a good asset. If you ever want to take some of the load off, Id absolutely love. To write some articles for your blog in exchange for a link back to mine. Take a lo...
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THE DONKEY'S MOUTH: Joke of the Day
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Live from austin, texas: DAVID SAYS THINGS. Joke of the Day. I'm not sure if this joke will work in written form. I've only heard it verbally. You'll have to say the punch line out loud to get it, I think. Even then, you'll have to be quite a Jew to get the joke. What did the bank robber say when he robbed a bank in Mea Shearim? He said, "Gimme loot, Chasidim! That joke courtesy of Josh Weinberg, my JHist teacher. You may groan now. AHHHHHH YOU HAVE YEHOSHUA? And how many times a day do you sing Ozi?
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THE DONKEY'S MOUTH: Here We Go Again!
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Live from austin, texas: DAVID SAYS THINGS. Here We Go Again! Shvat 3rd, 5767. MY RETURN TO THE BLOGOSPHERE. Unless you are brand new to here, you may have noticed me rather proglonged absence from the blogosphere. You may also have noticed that I have given the blog a facelift and renamed it. (Anyone wanna tell me how to put the title in actual Hebrew, by the way? To answer your questions, if you have not already been able to ask me:. Yes, I had a good time. Yes, it was amazing. School is strange. L...
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THE DONKEY'S MOUTH: THE DONKEY SAYS: Sid Schwarz Shakes up Shabbat
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Live from austin, texas: DAVID SAYS THINGS. THE DONKEY SAYS: Sid Schwarz Shakes up Shabbat. Shvat 17, 5767. Around this time every year, Congregation Beth Israel (my temple) brings in our Scholar-in-Residence for our annual Scholar-in-Residence weekend. This year we brought in a Reconstructionist Rabbi named Sid Schwarz. If anybody has been giving serious thought to the problems that plague every Jewish congregation in America, regardless of denomination, Sid is that person. SHABBAT SHACHARIT on ACID.
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THE DONKEY'S MOUTH: THE DONKEY SAYS: Coming of age has never been so mundane
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Live from austin, texas: DAVID SAYS THINGS. THE DONKEY SAYS: Coming of age has never been so mundane. 10 Shvat, 5767. I wish I had not put that smily there, but this is set in stone, right? The issue involved a known individual and an unknown. My sense of how I would vote changed at least five times during the meeting, during which I spoke on a number of occasions. I am opinionated, decisive, and quick to judge. I came into the meeting knowing how I wanted to vote. And so, in our modern American world wi...
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THE DONKEY'S MOUTH: Live from Israel: DAVID IS FURTHER FEATURED ON FAITHHACKER
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Live from austin, texas: DAVID SAYS THINGS. Live from Israel: DAVID IS FURTHER FEATURED ON FAITHHACKER. The authoress of the blog which I mentioned earlier today has begun to publish a series of surveys about religion from a wide variety of Jews. My survey became the first to be posted today. You can read it here. She has anonymized me through the name Adam, but I'm not afraid to tell you folks that it is in fact me. I shall also recount it in the section that follows this. Do you believe in "G-d? Try to...
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THE DONKEY'S MOUTH: Bein David L'Tony
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Live from austin, texas: DAVID SAYS THINGS. Shevat 8, 5767. On Thursday I took the bus from school down to Guadalupe and 38th, then walked to my now weekly Talmud study session with Rabbi Sternman. One of the things one learns when riding the bus frequently in Austin is how to converse with sketchy characters who are often not here on Planet Earth in the same way most people are. Not of your own free will, of course. They just start talking to you. I was puzzled at the question, then realized he was refe...
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THE DONKEY'S MOUTH: Live from Israel: THE LONE RANGER WRITES AGAIN!
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Live from austin, texas: DAVID SAYS THINGS. Live from Israel: THE LONE RANGER WRITES AGAIN! Live from Israel: THE NEWS FROM TZUBA. However, none of that is as important as what I shall now attempt to describe to you. Live from Israel: DAVID HAS AN EPIPHANY CONCERNING RELGIOUS PRACTICE. I want to do the opposite. I want to be constantly painting targets and then trying over and over again to shoot an arrow right into the middle of the latest target. That is to say that I need to be constantly deci...Torah...
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THE DONKEY'S MOUTH: Mornings, Mourning, Miscellany
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Live from austin, texas: DAVID SAYS THINGS. Mornings, Mourning, Miscellany. I have become a morning person. I'm not sure when it happenened, but I'm going to guess somewhere withing the last week and a half. I wake up every morning, often at ungodly hours, jump out of bed, let out an epic yawn, and spring into shower action. I want breakfast (the good KB, for you Jewies out there [don't worry, if you're a Jewie, you know it])! I want to go to class! My first class is Ivrit. Gates of Prayer, an Obligation...
