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Best Forwarded Emails: March 2013

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Mar 1, 2013. Golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture." - Winston Churchill. Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf." - Jack Benny. You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex -wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands works." - Lee Trevino. Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins." - Unknown. If you'r...

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Best Forwarded Emails: Haloween contest

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Feb 26, 2013. Reasons you won't win the local annual Halloween costume contest. After your roommate insisted on being the front legs, you began to suspect that a burrito dinner wasn't such a good idea. Your "Ally McBeal" barfed in the judge's trick or treat bag. The Nike swoosh - while obscene to some - is just not all that scary emblazoned on a white sheet. Blue dress with a stain and a cigar! Why didn't I think of that? Somehow your Snoop Dog costume just didn't go over that big at the Quayle house.

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Best Forwarded Emails: Old age benefit

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Mar 1, 2013. Yes, being over 50 does have its advantages. 1 Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2 In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3 No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4 People call at 9 pm and ask, "Did I wake you? 5 People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6 There's nothing left to learn the hard way. 7 Things you buy now won't wear out. 8 You can eat dinner at 4 pm. 9 You can live without sex (but not without glasses). Enter your email address:.

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Best Forwarded Emails: June 2010

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Jun 16, 2010. Painless labour for mom and dad! A lady and her husband,who went to the hospital to give birth to their child, heard of a new technology from the doctor, which would transfer the labour pain from the mother to the father. The couple were both excited and very much in favour of it. The doctor however said that, to start with, he would transfer only 10% of the pain, as even that small amount of pain would be too much for the father. They agreed and the doctor started the transfer. Jun 15, 2010.

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Best Forwarded Emails: July 2010

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Jul 31, 2010. 1 year , 1 wish. A year later they let them out. They first guy came out and he could barely walk, after how many times he had sex. The second guy came out and couldn't walk because he was so drunk. The third guy came out crying. They asked him why he was banging on the door and why he was crying. He said, " I forgot my lighter! Jul 30, 2010. The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said? One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy Sh!

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Best Forwarded Emails: July 2012

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Jul 31, 2012. Have you heard about two Swedish pals who claimed they were hunters? Once they decided to go to Norway and buy a bird dog. When they found the shop, they decide to test the dog. They did and the result was disastrous. They felt their journey to Norway was in vain. One friend: “This is deceit. We might as well return the animal. Let us drop this idea of buying a bird dog.”. Jul 30, 2012. So how was it? Elaine asked when they returned home. Great," Little Jordan replied. Asked Elaine. ".

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Best Forwarded Emails: October 2012

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Oct 31, 2012. Why God never received tenure at any university. 1 He had only one major publication. 2 It was in Hebrew. 3 It had no references. 4 It wasn't published in a referred journal. 5 Some even doubt he wrote it himself. 6 It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7 His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8 The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9 He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.

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Best Forwarded Emails: Golfing quotes

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Mar 1, 2013. Golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture." - Winston Churchill. Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf." - Jack Benny. You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex -wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands works." - Lee Trevino. Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins." - Unknown. If you'r...