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I'm not sure Canon deserved that...: heave_ho
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I'm not sure Canon deserved that. Jack has finally met his match with Annabelle. Setting out for an island with adventures along the way can contempt become something more? Jack murmured with a grin but his eyes shot flames. And here I thought Jack Sparrow couldn’t be any more awesome. Jack was really a softy but he didn’t want to admit that to himself. Jack] was standing at the helm, looking like a poser as he gazed out to sea. It’s rare I excerpt a phrase for this category, but I couldn’t resist:.
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Angelique Joliette: heave_ho
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This is the kind of beautifully bad where even the smallest details are stupid. It’s layers on layers of badness, bad at the largest level and at the smallest. It’s like some great Mandelbrot fractal of bad. Crew, and listen to the tale of a Sue so beautifully bad that I could scarce go a paragraph without chuckling or gaping in sheer disbelief! Beginning with her name and ending with her accent, truly she has made my week, month, and year. Yes, that is. So, let’s get cracking! Yeah, that whole betrayed ...
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Outrageous Sues by Adult Suethors, #6!: heave_ho
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Outrageous Sues by Adult Suethors, #6! Story about a half sister Jack Sparrow never knew existed. Things will get good! Inc Yes, heave ho-ers, this Suethor is pulling a Morgan le Fay on us! Picture Kate Beckinsale in the role of Jack’s half sister. No, actually, I’d prefer to have you WRITE the description out like you’re supposed to. Old-fashioned of me, I know. Right around here, things started to get long. So. You might want to stop now. A little too much, Suethor. That fell to her elbows. Gack, surpr...
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Outrageous Sues by Adult Suethors, #7!: heave_ho
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Outrageous Sues by Adult Suethors, #7! You might be wonderingdid I save the worst for last? What would be the point in ending with a whimper? O apostrophe, where art thou? When Harry met Will Or where there is a Will there’s a way HP/POTC crossover (Will/Harry) Anal, Angst, AU/AR, Bi, Crossover, Death, D/A, H/C, M/M, Oral, Rom, Violence, COMPLETE *looks at list* I don’t even know what some of those warnings mean. Damn this wand is awkward Snape moaned. He passed out. Take me with you. A Potterverse that ...
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What the...: heave_ho
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The Mistress and The Wife. Inspired by POTC. Uh-oh. Zebediah Trout, Zebediah TROUT? Mad for the sea and shore, arrives in a situation where he must choose between his newfound love for a sweet girl named Cora and his mania for sailing. Set in 1845, England and Barbados. R&R! And so I spent the next ten years with my black hair coated in salt and my clothes smelling of the pure wind that howls over the restless waters I find so alluring. I think we have found you a soulmate. Black hair coated in salt.
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An Ode to Cinderella Lane.: heave_ho
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An Ode to Cinderella Lane. Oh, boy. We’ve strolled down that lane before, haven’t we, Araeph? So many Mary Sues have this stupid Cinderella complex. Today’s Sue is named Cinderella Lane. Good one, Araeph. After Angelique Joliette, you wouldn’t be cruel enough to have another. Her father’s name is Greenbury Lane. Misspelled Monkey available for adoption:. The kiss was broke, and she stared up into her lover's eyes as Cutler Beckett's melting blue ones stared back. OH SO SPESHUL POSSESSIONS:. Oh my, those ...
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Adult Suethor Week #4: Jack Sparrow, sexual predator and slave trader.: heave_ho
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Adult Suethor Week #4: Jack Sparrow, sexual predator and slave trader. We-he-hell, I’ve been wondering. When our first putrescent was going to crop up this week. Which fic would be so hopelessly below the average Suefic in writing or characterization that I would give it my worst verdict. Now I know, and as always, I wish I didn’t but I just can’t look away from this shipwreck. And it all started out so innocuously, too. Jack Meets His Match. Well, somewhat innocuously. Jack exploded like a cannon. The a...
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Outrageous Sues by Adult Suethors #2!: heave_ho
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Outrageous Sues by Adult Suethors #2! TITLE: http:/ www.fanfiction.net/s/4058721/1/Th. E Cruel Mistress Crew. CULPRIT: http:/ www.fanfiction.net/u/1258761/Jenn. Sequal to 'Captain Krystal Robyn'. When Krystal arrives at Tia Dalma's shack, she gets some bad and worse news. Then Jasmine gets kindapped. Now Krystal must cope with Jack's death, her sister helping in it, and two search and rescue missions. Captain Krystal Robyn Y, Aztecs gods, Y? Later, it performs a lightshow for Sue's benefit. Krystal repli...
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