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Chaptstick Girls: Ass Rerun.
http://chapstickgirls.blogspot.com/2008/06/ass-rerun.html
Understated. Inconspicuous. Naked. Sunday, June 29, 2008. Turns out graduate school is hard. It requires a lot of work. So in an attempt to pay attention to the blog, here's an old blog entry I wrote a while back. Enjoy. -. Ass makes me smile every time I hear it. this simple little word makes my face light up like a Christmas tree. Ah, the simple, guilty pleasures in life are the best. Do I really flinch? So back to the topic. Ass. You know what makes a good ass? I almost pee my pants every time I read ...
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Chaptstick Girls: Damn Pigeons...
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Understated. Inconspicuous. Naked. Monday, January 26, 2009. Guess these two birds had upset stomachs. This was not fun to clean. PS I love how my classmates took pictures like they'd never seen pigeon poo on a car before. lmao. PSS Credit to my classmate "Sandwich Mike" for providing these photos. Pictures of pigeon poo? Oh, I get it. They've never seen pigeon poo on a lexus before. It's blasphemous! January 26, 2009 at 11:58 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Freda the Ford Focus.
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Chaptstick Girls: Dosing Off...
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Understated. Inconspicuous. Naked. Wednesday, June 18, 2008. Being a lung surgeon just simply wasn't enough for me. Apparently, I had way too much time on my hands. So I decided to go back to graduate school. I want more meaningless pieces of paper supposedly representing my intelligence. They look good in frames. Is appealing at this point. I have nothing interesting to say. I am just bored. Wishing Scottie would beam me up*. I got some weeds you could kill. My kid needs a hand hanging up all of his...
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Chaptstick Girls: Whatever.
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Understated. Inconspicuous. Naked. Wednesday, March 11, 2009. Sometimes our lives are not funny or interesting. Sometimes we're doing boring things like laundry, sleeping or simply watching tv. I know this information has a good chance of ruining our flashy-exciting image, but I am feeling particularly gutsy today. I'm putting it out there. Back to that information I'm going to share. Did you know that I don't like wearing clothes that fit? March 12, 2009 at 8:14 PM. I think you're totally cool because y...
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Chaptstick Girls: Something to fill the time...
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Understated. Inconspicuous. Naked. Saturday, August 15, 2009. Something to fill the time. With all this free time on my hands since graduation, I set out to find myself a hobby. Not just any hobby, but one in which I could keep fit and look good while doing it. The obvious choice based on this criteria was cycling. I haven't worn spandex since 6th grade and quite frankly I've missed the way it hugs my curves. But I digress. What happened next has been a blur. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Chaptstick Girls: Lexus Shmexus...
http://chapstickgirls.blogspot.com/2008/04/lexus-shmexus.html
Understated. Inconspicuous. Naked. Monday, April 7, 2008. So Manda got a new car (A freaking suh-weet Camry Sport). After I put new tires on my car, she just had to one up me. That's fine. Two can play at this game. We went down to the local Lexus dealership to check out the car I've been wetting myself over for the last year. Seriously, in my dreams, this car and I run in slow motion along the beach at sunset. This is where the mood started to shift. The light-hearted gregarious sales man disappeared.
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Chaptstick Girls: July Fourth.
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Understated. Inconspicuous. Naked. Thursday, July 10, 2008. Every summer we head across the country to Georgia. Atlanta specifically. Always a good time, we look forward to it every year. We spent our July 4th weekend frollicking amongst the Georgia peaches. And when I say "peaches", I mean homos. It was Gay Pride Weekend! I would have been content never leaving their house. This was our 6th summer in Atlanta. The previous 4 years it rained. This year was the second time we've gotten drenched.
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Chaptstick Girls: Spring Cleaning.
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Understated. Inconspicuous. Naked. Tuesday, May 15, 2012. Manda is making me dust off this blog and start posting again. She's cute when she's bossy and I like to please her, so here we go. It's been roughly 2.5 years since I last posted. I'm a least 5 years older. Or people tell me I look 5 years older. I think I need to interact with nicer people. People tease me about new things. Since I'll reference these things in my writings, I'll give a short synopsis of the most common one. Yeah, so like I said e...
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Chaptstick Girls: Setbacks.
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Understated. Inconspicuous. Naked. Thursday, August 20, 2009. Round trip, the bike ride to and from our kickball game was 20 miles. After 16 miles, we were closing in on home and mentally prepared to strip out of our spandex and cleanse ourselves in a nice cool shower. With the sun setting, we hopped onto the sidewalk to avoid blind spots in the upcoming road. With me leading the way, we hit 15 mph after cresting a small hill. Moments passed in silence. Man, did my hand hurt. I tell Manda, "I thi...No We...
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Chaptstick Girls: Sticky Toes.
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Understated. Inconspicuous. Naked. Monday, September 8, 2008. Had to share this story from a few weeks ago:. In our Alabama induced food coma, we returned to Arizona. We picked the kids up from the borders and since they had that "some larger dog peed on me" smell we took them directly to the doggie salon to get prettied up. In total, this is the third time in Garrison's young life that he's peed on Manda. He has never peed on me. HAHAHA That is so nasty! Why does he pee on her? Ok, first off.poor Ma...