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Sourpuss: February 2008
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Monday, February 25, 2008. Sometimes it's Better to Be Wrong. You need another example? How about the time when my foot started hurting really bad for no reason? Again, I complained and no one believed me. Yeah, it was fractured. Need a non-medical example? ALEXANDRIA, Va. - Police are investigating after three attempted assaults on women in Alexandria over the weekend. The first attack happened just after midnight Saturday. Police said a woman was walking in the area of Beauregard and King Street wh...
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Sourpuss: May 2008
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Thursday, May 8, 2008. This is Just an Appetizer. I say hi and he immediately hands over something and says "this is just an appetizer". My brain screams "say WHAT? What does that mean? My eyes look down and see two pieces of individually wrapped chocolate in a zip lock bag laying in my palm. Ok. This is weird. Not that I have a totally dirty mind or anything, but seriously, doesn't that sound SO sexual? What's up with that? I'm so shocked at this point I don't know what to do - I am definitely. Response...
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Sourpuss: Pregnancy Retarded
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Wednesday, March 10, 2010. I always knew that once I got pregnant I'd realize how much I don't know about being pregnant. But man, I was way wrong. I know like negative amounts of information about being pregnant. I'm currently 22 weeks along and pretty much freaking out about something new every day. They just laughed at me. Probably because a normal person's reaction would include tears, an "oh, just look at that, how wonderful", etc. Breastfeeding is an art. June 27, 2010 at 5:47 PM. Tunes for the Week.
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Sourpuss: July 2008
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Thursday, July 3, 2008. Growing up, my house always had some kind of recovering injured animal in it. I think my mom is some cross-version of a horse whisperer / animal loving Snow White. You know that scene in Shrek. The Third where Snow White sings Led Zeppelin's The Immigrant Song? To feed them baby bird food and we'd take turns playing with random recovering birds on our porch. One time I even caught a chipmunk, but let me tell you, those are not fun pets. I think I had it in a gerbil. Most people do...
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Sourpuss: September 2009
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Thursday, September 10, 2009. About a lot of things. Second only to checking that I've turned off the oven is - flossing my teeth. I floss my teeth every day at least once a day. Maybe it's because I grew up with an orthodontist uncle or maybe I just like clean teeth. Either way, I am completely crazy when it comes to brushing and flossing. How bad you ask? I would much rather have a root canal than a cavity. Drilling during a cavity filling makes me want to have a heart attack. Later and guess what?
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Sourpuss: August 2009
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Sunday, August 30, 2009. A few weeks ago, Greg and I went to a real estate auction for the first time. Before the auction started, we both took bets on how much it would sell for. Greg was surprisingly accurate. But we knew when the auctioneer tried to start the bids at twice what we would pay that there was no chance in hell we'd even bid. Friday, August 28, 2009. We sat on the upstairs patio and got a really awesome waiter, so we were totally excited about this anniversary dinner. I ordered the usual a...
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Sourpuss: Blair Witch Auction
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Sunday, August 30, 2009. A few weeks ago, Greg and I went to a real estate auction for the first time. Before the auction started, we both took bets on how much it would sell for. Greg was surprisingly accurate. But we knew when the auctioneer tried to start the bids at twice what we would pay that there was no chance in hell we'd even bid. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Tunes for the Week. Aphex Twin - Avril 14th. Imogen Heap - Hide and Seek. John Mayer - The Heart of Life. TMZ my stupid addiction.
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Sourpuss: Childhood Movies
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Thursday, September 10, 2009. Last night Greg and I were watching Glee.if you haven't seen it, watch it online. It's awesome. We ended up talking about how that show must seem really cool for little kids because it's like a tv series of High School Musical. But then did anyone catch the line between Emma, the guidance counselor, and Rachel, the girl trying to be bulimic? There is one childhood movie that is just as good now as we remembered it: Monster Squad. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Imogen He...
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Sourpuss: So Dirty
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Monday, May 17, 2010. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I came across an article the other day about unintentionally perverted kids toys. I can't believe that this stuff ever made it to market. Meet one of the Punisher transformers. Apparently it wasn't enough to have the shape shifter look like this. They had to take it one step further for full transformation. Hey kids, why not hang your clothes on a boner bear. The popsicle one is a stitch. June 2, 2010 at 3:09 PM. Tunes for the Week. The Ra...
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Sourpuss: March 2008
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008. Every now and again I check out the free stuff listed on Craigslist. I've actually gotten some pretty sweet stuff doing this and if nothing else, it helps the day pass by. I find it really interesting to see what crazy stuff people will try to give away and what words they use to describe. Like "funky couch" means "heinous, dirty, and probably has bodily fluids on it". Or "vintage", which means "old piece of crap that I doubt anyone even wants for free". Monday, March 24, 2008.