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Open Micah: September 2008
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The toughest blog you'll ever love. Monday, September 29, 2008. Well, folks, I know you all expected that by coming to Korea I would be awash in celebrity, and sure enough, tonight was my night. I was at Bally's gym (on a free pass from Ms. S), and who should I see but Mr. Yu Jae-seok. Without this guy, we never would have had the Sauna Karaoke genre of reality comedy. Ever. Now if only my British friend will stop asking me to peek at him in the shower. No, Glen, I won't "spy his willy" for you. My stude...
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Open Micah: May 2009
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The toughest blog you'll ever love. Thursday, May 28, 2009. Letter to a Supervisor. You have indeed always tried to help me, but usually your help is very accusatory. You frame all the problems like they are not your fault, and then keep this air of superiority when explaining the situation. I also hear that you complain to the office about how you have to deal with me. That's certainly not very polite. Enjoy the school year,. Takin Care of Business. Tuesday, May 19, 2009. Finally, remember that it is ti...
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Open Micah: Mad Lib by Teddy the Second Grader
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The toughest blog you'll ever love. Friday, October 24, 2008. Mad Lib by Teddy the Second Grader. My Trip to Disney World". Last month, I went to Disney World with. Finally, we got there and it was very. Everywhere. There were also people dressed up in. Costumes. I wish it had been more. We also went on a. Ride, called "Magic. Nearly fell off the ride and had to be. Later we went to the hotel and. Next year, I want to go to. These kids aren't learning anything, are they? November 12, 2008 at 4:32 PM.
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Open Micah: Rules for the Artist
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The toughest blog you'll ever love. Wednesday, October 22, 2008. Rules for the Artist. For those of you interested in drawing the human form, a word of advice: Know your audience. You should take great care that your artwork is appropriate for those who might view it. Granted, to make such a determination is difficult and requires an exceptional understanding of personality and culture, but thankfully, we here at Open Micah have such understanding in spades. Basically, there are two rules:. That leaf bet...
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Open Micah: In Defense of Baseless Attacks
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The toughest blog you'll ever love. Friday, October 17, 2008. In Defense of Baseless Attacks. It has come to my attention that certain members of the student community have embarked on a malicious campaign to smear my good name. It is dishonest, hurtful and uncalled for. As a member of the faculty, it is my duty to bring this abuse to light. Have I ever been charged with being anything less than completely professional? Get a 0% on the test". Always say 'It's mine! That's all mine give it to me! Regardin...
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Open Micah: July 2008
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The toughest blog you'll ever love. Thursday, July 31, 2008. Korea Live Fish Market". There is nothing more sad than a child born into a mediocre existence and condemned to remain there forever. It is a child with no choice. He can do nothing b. Smoke They are watching people puke. No big deal. Normally I walk by and think, Whatever. To each his own. Is this what they do? Is this the best place for this child, this delicate human being with fragile skin and eyes and lungs? Tuesday, July 29, 2008. Show-do...
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Open Micah: A Glorious Return and Some Ground Rules
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The toughest blog you'll ever love. Tuesday, May 19, 2009. A Glorious Return and Some Ground Rules. Welcome back to school, Children. It’s time for language lab. Before you enter the lab, please keep in mind these simple rules. I can still look at your computer screen and see that it’s not moving. I can still tell that you haven’t made any progress. True, you have your “french2bodyparts” scores up, but let’s be honest with each other—when the results from. Thank you for subbing for my class today! That s...
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Open Micah: June 2009
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The toughest blog you'll ever love. Saturday, June 27, 2009. Just a reminder for those of you still disconsolate over the Michael Jackson situation: People can move on. Satellite radios are people, too. Reminds all his fellow satellite radio subscribers it's All Michael Jackson through Monday on Sirius 51 and XM 62, and offers this headline: "Stoned wallabies make crop circles.". Maybe we should stop letting dumb fucks w/ no relevance at all in history stop posting stupid fucking facebook comments. He us...
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Open Micah: Midwest Grandma Says "Yes" To Weed
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The toughest blog you'll ever love. Thursday, October 16, 2008. Midwest Grandma Says "Yes" To Weed. As many of you know, the debate over medicinal marijuana refuses to go away. Sure, the issue has been precluded in recent months by such "larger" matters as the presidential election, the worlwide economic crisis and the seemingly interminable war on terror, but it is of paramount importance to remember what mattered most in our formative years- gettin' high with the bros. Let me tell you. Awesome. Hop...
