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The Disfigured Hamster: August 2009
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RIP Actual disfigured hamster. Monday, August 3, 2009. In my opinion, our world has been dumbed down by emoticons and internet acronyms. There’s only a few I find acceptable. Here is a complete list:. 8220;Ha” = Worthy of a snicker, and mildly entertaining. Like something you’d hear from a bum on the street. 8220;Hahaha” = Genuinely funny, and very likely at your own expense, because you’ve just made fun of yourself. I like laughing at you, not with you. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Mashed potatoes dot com.
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The Disfigured Hamster: Directions Would Be Nice
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RIP Actual disfigured hamster. Wednesday, June 24, 2009. Directions Would Be Nice. In my pursuit of sustenance, I went to McDonald's for lunch. If you're curious about the food, I didn't find it all that good. It's not that I have a problem with McDonalds because their food isn't healthy or something. It's just that they did a shoddy job making my Crispy Chicken sandwich. I noticed that the napkin dispenser actually had directions on it. I think this is a reaction to that coffee incident long ago. But I ...
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The Disfigured Hamster: February 2009
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RIP Actual disfigured hamster. Tuesday, February 24, 2009. Dog Chases Tail, Disproves God. Context. Why would god create an animal more capable than any other of experiencing joy, yet also give that same animal a predilection towards regularly attempting the impossible? Ironically, this disproves both evolution and intelligent design. Surely evolution would have taken care of the tail-chasing dogs via survival of the fittest, correct? So, no evolution, and no benevolent creator. Sad. 3 – The bottle...
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The Disfigured Hamster: Help for the bored and artistically impaired (i.e. losers)
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RIP Actual disfigured hamster. Thursday, March 4, 2010. Help for the bored and artistically impaired (i.e. losers). Picture of amateur, lifeless sketches of cubes and squiggles). Are you only able to draw cubes and squiggly lines? Do you find yourself at a loss as to how to fill your notes with doodles during long meetings? Just anthropomorphize them. Any good cube can take on typical human activity. And while you’re at it, make them edible. Oh, got to go. Time for lunch. Mashed potatoes dot com.
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The Disfigured Hamster: October 2009
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RIP Actual disfigured hamster. Tuesday, October 13, 2009. Love in the Time of the Sniffles. Not me, though, because I value originality, even in my diseases. And in order to make my illness sound more glamorous than your common cold, I'll probably say something like "Oh, this old thing? Sorry if I misled anyone - no, this post was not about love, not even cryptically, it was just an under-whelmingly clever title. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Mashed potatoes dot com. Love in the Time of the Sniffles.
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The Disfigured Hamster: Love in the Time of the Sniffles
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RIP Actual disfigured hamster. Tuesday, October 13, 2009. Love in the Time of the Sniffles. Not me, though, because I value originality, even in my diseases. And in order to make my illness sound more glamorous than your common cold, I'll probably say something like "Oh, this old thing? Sorry if I misled anyone - no, this post was not about love, not even cryptically, it was just an under-whelmingly clever title. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Mashed potatoes dot com. Love in the Time of the Sniffles.
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The Disfigured Hamster: Sprucing up your work environment
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RIP Actual disfigured hamster. Friday, March 5, 2010. Sprucing up your work environment. Another good way to enjoy your job even more than you do now is to spend lots of time making and drinking teas. Tea doesn't really do anything for you, it's kind of expensive, and it can't be substituted for food. But there are so many kinds of teas! Another thing you can do to make your daily environment more aesthetically pleasing is to have your neices, nephews, or any small child that you don't really know draw p...
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The Disfigured Hamster: Jesus might love us, but does he really LIKE us?
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RIP Actual disfigured hamster. Tuesday, July 28, 2009. Jesus might love us, but does he really LIKE us? I walked through Harvard Square on my way home last night and witnessed a group of some kind of Christians proclaiming Jesus's. Love to a bunch of hipsters through a megaphone. Maybe he's just not that into us? Are we just deluding ourselves into thinking we're the only one for Him when He's totally over us and is already macking. On another group of followers? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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The Disfigured Hamster: July 2009
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RIP Actual disfigured hamster. Tuesday, July 28, 2009. Jesus might love us, but does he really LIKE us? I walked through Harvard Square on my way home last night and witnessed a group of some kind of Christians proclaiming Jesus's. Love to a bunch of hipsters through a megaphone. Maybe he's just not that into us? Are we just deluding ourselves into thinking we're the only one for Him when He's totally over us and is already macking. On another group of followers? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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The Disfigured Hamster: Work Avoidance Methods Chapter 3
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RIP Actual disfigured hamster. Friday, March 5, 2010. Work Avoidance Methods Chapter 3. Another convenient method for avoiding interaction with people that might delegate you work is to listen to music on your headphones. Concerned that the appearance of headphones might suggest that you don’t take your work seriously? This strategy has resulted in me only getting fired twice*, so, its, you know, pretty good. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Mashed potatoes dot com. Work Avoidance Methods Chapter 3.
