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THIS AWESOME PLACE!!!!: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Monday, December 8, 2008. The head Nun of the convent called all 100 Nuns into the foyer for an emergency meeting. Last night," She started "I found something terrible in one of the sisters rooms.". 99 Nuns "Oh no". 1 Nun "He, he". Said the head Nun. 99 Nuns "Oh no". 1 Nun "He, he". Head Nun "And it was used! 99 Nuns "Oh no". 1 Nun "He, he". Head Nun "And it had a hole in it! 1 Nun "Oh no". 99 Nuns "He, he". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I support these guys coz theyre awesome! Little johnny ur dumb.
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THIS AWESOME PLACE!!!!
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Saturday, December 13, 2008. I am obsessed wif pens though their jks r relli bad like. A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear? In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims: "Damn, some asshole has my pen! But then there r these good jks! The Russians used a pencil.". Well pens r awesome while bein weird!
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THIS AWESOME PLACE!!!!: oooooooooooooooooooooh
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Monday, December 8, 2008. Are you a cowboy? An old cowboy - dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps - went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy? To which he replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, so I guess I am.". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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THIS AWESOME PLACE!!!!: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Tuesday, December 16, 2008. I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house", the man replies. The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off.". The man takes another look through the scope and says,. I think I can do that with one shot! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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THIS AWESOME PLACE!!!!: this is racist
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Tuesday, December 16, 2008. One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday. On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are in the beach? Needless to say, no one could answer. The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, "How many stars are in the sky? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). This old awesome place.
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THIS AWESOME PLACE!!!!: oooooooooooooh oh
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Thursday, December 18, 2008. Ten year old Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream.when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, "Put that away Johnny. You can't have ice cream now. It's too close to supper time. Go outside and play." Johnny whimpers and says, "There's no one to play with.". Trying to placate him, she says, "OK. I'll play with you. What do you want to play? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). This old awesome place.
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THIS AWESOME PLACE!!!!: parrot dick!
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Tuesday, December 16, 2008. Parrot with no legs. This guy is setting at a bar, and he's had a lot to drink that night; he asks the bartender for another drink, but the bartender says no. The guy is pretty upset by this and persists, but the bartender keeps saying no. Finally the guy asks, "Well isn't there anything that you can give me? The bartender says, "I've got this parrot over there in the corner, sitting on a perch, with no legs. The parrot agrees to watch the man's wife. The next morning the ...
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THIS AWESOME PLACE!!!!: funny small ones
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Tuesday, December 23, 2008. 1Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that mommy? To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. Asked Little Johnny. "Giving up? 3"Little Johnny comes home from Catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys? 4Johnny was downstairs playing with his trains, rolling them along on ...
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THIS AWESOME PLACE!!!!: hehe
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Tuesday, December 9, 2008. Jesus is walking around heaven, feeling nostalgic for his earthly life and family. He decides to look for Joseph to catch up on old times. He sees an old man and goes up to him. Jesus: "Excuse me, I'm looking for my father.". Old Man: "What a coincidence. I'm looking for my son.". Jesus: "Well, my father wasn't really my biological father, but he loved me like a son anyway.". Old Man: "What a coincidence! My son wasn't my real son, either, but I loved him as my own.".
