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The real Jeni: April 2006
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Saturday, April 29, 2006. Gergiev, academic cat. Posted by Jeni at 8:24 PM. Links to this post. Wednesday, April 26, 2006. Coming soon: cat as strawberry. Inspired by the book Why Paint Cats. Posted by Jeni at 4:58 PM. Links to this post. Monday, April 24, 2006. Death comes to the arch-strawberry. Posted by Jeni at 7:38 PM. Links to this post. Friday, April 21, 2006. Brave Gergiev conquers new world . . . er, word. Ahhh my little cat has coined a word: "unbeenknownest." Isn't that cute? Links to this post.
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The real Jeni: July 2006
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Sunday, July 30, 2006. A cat suffering from feline superiority. Furthermore, my cat has apparently recruited a feline goon, known as Big Bad Bobcat, to patrol her blog and threaten any who might be so bold as to question catism in any way. Such ridiculous measures reveal the dangers of radical catism. The time has come for little cats to put away such obvious biases for the greater good of all. Posted by Jeni at 11:45 AM. Links to this post. Friday, July 28, 2006. Another cat on the Internet? But perhaps...
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The real Jeni: November 2006
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Wednesday, November 29, 2006. Buy your pro-Cat bumper sticker today! Http:/ www.zazzle.com/product/128042375350129019. Hint: They make lovely Christmas gifts! Posted by Jeni at 6:55 PM. Links to this post. Tuesday, November 28, 2006. How to Tell a Real Jeni. Beware, O my brothers and sisters, for upon your humble internet false Jenis do abound! To assist you as you wander through such a scary and deceitful world, your narrator dost hereby proclaim several signs of the real Jeni. Posted by Jeni at 4:10 PM.
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The real Jeni: March 2006
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Monday, March 27, 2006. More of the stately Gergiev. Of course, by that time, you may prefer mocha dregs to fancy cat food anyway, for it will take a great many mochas, I predict, to get me through my diss. Posted by Jeni at 7:24 AM. Links to this post. Tuesday, March 21, 2006. Gergiev the fitness trainer. Ah, the infinite talents of my beloved cat continue to unfold! Posted by Jeni at 8:59 AM. Links to this post. Sunday, March 19, 2006. On the minor horrors of an overly loving cat. Links to this post.
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The real Jeni: May 2006
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Wednesday, May 31, 2006. Treatise on the Proper Use of Links. Apparently, there are many lovely people on our beloved Blogger who do not understand the rather intuitive etiquette rules involving links. I do hereby dedicate this posting to those misguided souls. Rule #1: Thou shalt not include more than one link to the same webpage in but a single posting. Rule #3: Thou shalt not include irrelevant or random links. Links must be necessary or reasonably useful to one's reader. Posted by Jeni at 1:40 PM.
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The real Jeni: June 2006
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Friday, June 30, 2006. My lovely cat has such a lovely tail. Posted by Jeni at 4:04 PM. Links to this post. Wednesday, June 28, 2006. On the horrors of life below dog. New neighbor in apartment above me acquired a dog yesterday. It barks incessantly. Sometimes howls. May need to invest in a housewarming present for neighbor. Was thinking of a muzzle . . . Posted by Jeni at 7:00 AM. Links to this post. Saturday, June 24, 2006. A furious and prolonged act of housekeeping. Posted by Jeni at 9:40 AM. The fol...
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The real Jeni: August 2006
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Monday, August 28, 2006. Cats have ivory towers too. Your narrator, it would seem, has reason to fret about the well-being of her companionable feline. Despite my recent visit to the fine town of Edmond, no evidence exists that said feline partook in any boisterous socializing whilst she was left to her own devices. Perhaps the academic endeavors of my faithful cat have interfered with her once active (indeed rather wild) social life. Posted by Jeni at 7:39 PM. Links to this post. Links to this post.
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The real Jeni: October 2006
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Monday, October 30, 2006. Your humble narrator, it seems, has been invited to more Halloween parties than she canst reasonably attend and so, in her infinite wisdom, she hast decided to send cat Gergiev as her ambassador attired in masquerade-style fox mask. Away, tricksy Gergiev, to your party! Posted by Jeni at 8:22 AM. Links to this post. Thursday, October 26, 2006. Behold, I stand before you a computer goddess! Posted by Jeni at 6:45 PM. Links to this post. Wednesday, October 25, 2006. The cat Gergie...
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The real Jeni: September 2006
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Friday, September 22, 2006. Why didn't any of you tell me that Tuesday was International Talk Like a Pirate Day? You all disappoint me greatly. Tonight, whilst writing my dissertation into the ground, your narrator didst discover a lovely song through Pandora, whose lyrics are happily printed below. In this masterpiece, Moby-Dick, pirates, and Tom Waits come together. Who could ask for more? I'm leavin' my fam'ly. Leavin' all my friends. My body's at home. But my heart's in the wind. Gonna be proud of me.
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The real Jeni: December 2006
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Friday, December 29, 2006. Yoga inspired by cats. Recently, it has come to the attention of your humble narrator that the ancient practice of yoga has an unacknowledged. Debt to cat culture. The pose often referred to as "child's pose" should actually be called "cat's pose" as it is clearly modelled after a common stretch that has practiced by cats from time immemorial. Photographic evidence is provided for those unfamiliar with yoga or with cats. Posted by Jeni at 5:28 PM. Links to this post. Posted by ...
