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John Howard: Prime Minister: 09/04/2005 - 09/11/2005
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Tuesday, September 06, 2005. Pfft, I wish the PC crowd would just lighten up. Firstly, Johnny Brogden makes a hilarious joke about stupid Bob Carr's foreign wife by calling her a "mail order bride" - which is FUNNY, because she's FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY and also because Bob Carr is ugly and would probably have to pay a woman to go near him - then people get all offended. At Liberal Party functions. Like: What would you get if you crossed Kim Beazley with Amanda Vanstone? Someone who's really fat! Believe in...
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John Howard: Prime Minister: 07/01/2007 - 07/08/2007
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Friday, July 06, 2007. So I’m back. When I stopped writing this diary, things were going so well, ‘cause fat old Kim was such a fat loser and everyone loved me because I go jogging and am fit and stuff and everyone had jobs and were digging the war in Iraq. But now, that geek Kevin Rudd is more popular than me and I can’t work out why! I mean, I. Have glasses, I. Have a big moon face, I. 8217;m short, I. Wear natty suits and ties, so why does everyone like it better on him? Terrorism is really more of a ...
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John Howard: Prime Minister: 11/07/2004 - 11/14/2004
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Tuesday, November 09, 2004. Hooray, George is back! I mean, I guess I knew no one in America was gonna vote for a spaz-head like Kerry, but it's still totally exciting. Plus now getting re-elected this year is another. That's how I know George and I have a special friendship, and that it was meant to be. I mean, obviously we can't always spend that. The PM, everyone should want to hang out with ME. Ian Macdonald said he thought my pencil case was really "neat". My life is over. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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John Howard: Prime Minister: 11/28/2004 - 12/05/2004
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Tuesday, November 30, 2004. But I dunno why I can't just wear a nice suit or cardie. This is George and me in our ponchos:. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Join the PM Posse. Just got back from APEC. This year it was in this . Work at Home News. Just Another Opinion Blog. Michelle Obama Offensive Picture Chimpanzee. Tiger Woods Mistress Rachel Uchitel. Adam Lambert Performance Mad World. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart New Moon Tour. Courtney Galiano and Nick Jonas Dating.
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John Howard: Prime Minister: 08/01/2004 - 08/08/2004
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Sunday, August 01, 2004. Happy birthday to ME! I'm the birthday boy! He was all, "So you're gonna have your cake and eat it too, are ya? And I was like, "Uhm. yes.". I got a great haul, though. Like:. Shannon Noll's CD (thanks, John Anderson. not). A Lord of The Rings DVD (we all reckon that Phil Ruddock looks like Gollum and Alex Downer looks like Frodo. I reckon that I look like Aragorn). The 9/11 Commission Report. Two new Robert Menzies posters. A new bright yellow kanga cricket set. Join the PM Posse.
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John Howard: Prime Minister: 07/08/2007 - 07/15/2007
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Friday, July 13, 2007. Man, what a crappy week! First, people got pissy 'cause I forgot some Tasmanian chick's name. She was a Liberal candidate or something. But do you know how many Liberal candidates there are in Australia? I'd say at least a dozen — maybe more! Then, people got pissy 'cause I did some renos on my plane. That's insulting for two reasons: one, of course I need to fly in comfort when they send me to places like Tasmania. And secondly, as if I. Hippies were doing such things, but if Nick...
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John Howard: Prime Minister: 10/24/2004 - 10/31/2004
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Wednesday, October 27, 2004. So this new Indonesian President Bangbang Somethingorother had this party the other week and I didn't get an invitation, but clearly he meant. To invite me, so I went anyway, and I was like, "Why didn't I get an invitation? Seriously. But what would you expect? If the ALP can't manage the economy, then how can they manage a cricket team? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Join the PM Posse. So this new Indonesian President Bangbang Somethin. Work at Home News.
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John Howard: Prime Minister: 08/12/2007 - 08/19/2007
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Wednesday, August 15, 2007. Ooooh, that Peter is such a nasty pastie! A few years ago, he told these journalists. That he wanted to get rid of me! And I asked him if it was true, and he was like, "Nah, John, we're totally best mates. oh yeah, actually I did say that. BUT I DIDN'T MEAN IT! Maybe he did that to set me up! So I'm way more in touch with young people and cool technology than he is. I bet he still uses Livejournal and laughs at the 'Numa Numa' guy! And he was like, "Yeah? So I went, "YEAH?