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DOCK GREEN: Hopeless in Hampshire, part 894
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Monday, August 09, 2010. Hopeless in Hampshire, part 894. As usual, Hampshire Police find themselves rowing backwards faster than Redgrave and Pinsentt. After their over-officious boobies fined Kay Baldson and Chris Bates for painting THEIR OWN GARDEN FENCE and accidentally spilling a few flecks over the side of their litigious neighbour. Naturally HP threatened them with court unless the fine has been paid but now, with the story making the national news, have 'geenrously' decided to refund the fine.
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DOCK GREEN: I like the 'who has not been named'
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Sunday, May 22, 2011. I like the 'who has not been named'. A police officer, who has not been named, was duly dispatched to the field to investigate, and was able to "confirm" that there was indeed a tiger lurking in the grass. Indeed, a white tiger. So Hampshire Police scrambled a helicopter and a man with a tranquilizer gun - then belatedly thought they might actually recheck the officer's 'conformation'. Posted by Gary C. Sawyer. Gary C. Sawyer. View my complete profile. Fire, Pillage and Plague.
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DOCK GREEN: Still not hiding?
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Wednesday, September 15, 2010. So much for police claims that they don't try to entrap drivers into speeding. Driving up the A32 today, I went through Farringdon village, and was puzzled to find several drivers flashing me (I hadn't left the van doors open again, surely? Posted by Gary C. Sawyer. Gary C. Sawyer. View my complete profile. Fire, Pillage and Plague. Man In A Shed. The Captain Swing Journal. Watt's Up With That?
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DOCK GREEN: Ooo, the cuts are so bad...
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Saturday, February 12, 2011. Ooo, the cuts are so bad. Hampshire Police can barely afford officers to go and cross-examine a New Forest hotel owner who, jokingly, put a sign up outside his establishment saying 'Poofters Welcome Here'. Bearing in mind the police service's love for the gay movement, perhaps he was expecting a few more? Posted by Gary C. Sawyer. Gary C. Sawyer. View my complete profile. Ooo, the cuts are so bad. Fire, Pillage and Plague. Man In A Shed. The Captain Swing Journal.
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DOCK GREEN: Another cautionary tale
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010. Whilst female MPs whine about rape victims remaining anonymous, yet another story of a 'victim' who wasn't, and whose false allegations wasted the time of some 23 police officers. And, predictably, Hampshire Police let her off with a caution. Gee She won't do that again in a hurry, will she? Posted by Gary C. Sawyer. Gary C. Sawyer. View my complete profile. Fire, Pillage and Plague. Man In A Shed. The Captain Swing Journal. Watt's Up With That?
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DOCK GREEN: Don't mention the G-word
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Monday, July 11, 2011. Don't mention the G-word. A group of gypsies decide to deliberately drown one of their ponies in a Hampshire lake, and what do we get from the local constabulary? We're informed that there were 'conflicting stories', and that the killing was done by 'men'. Best not mention the G-word, eh? Posted by Gary C. Sawyer. Gary C. Sawyer. View my complete profile. What not to do. Dont mention the G-word. Fire, Pillage and Plague. Man In A Shed. The Captain Swing Journal. Watt's Up With That?
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DOCK GREEN: Suddenly they're into human rights!
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Wednesday, November 09, 2011. Suddenly they're into human rights! Have managed a Damascene conversion, after refusing to close a local road for a Remembrance Day service because 'it would infringe drivers' human rights'. Wonderful! So there'll be no more hiding behind that wall in Longacres or under those dark trees on Swanwick Hill, scameras at the ready in both cases? Oh look, flying pigs! Posted by Gary C. Sawyer. Gary C. Sawyer. View my complete profile. Suddenly theyre into human rights!
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DOCK GREEN: Stop, ya bastards!
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Sunday, November 07, 2010. Stop, ya bastards! Hat-tip to the ever-reliable Grumpy Old Twat for this one. Our police farces might allow Muslims to shout down our judges, abuse our soldiers and walk down our streets carrying placards threatening to rape or kill us, but Hampshire Police at least are far too busy persecuting. A local company which is selling a perfectly legal motor product called Start, Ya Bastard. Australian, of course! Another farce which is just crying out for cuts. Gary C. Sawyer.
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DOCK GREEN: Ooo, we're so strapped for cash... (Part 373)
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Thursday, June 16, 2011. Ooo, we're so strapped for cash. (Part 373). Hampshire Police. Still. Mounting speed traps in an area where the speed signs are contradictory, on a steep hill, in poor weather conditions, with their scamera van hidden under dark foliage. Obviously the cuts aren't deep enough. Yet. Posted by Gary C. Sawyer. Gary C. Sawyer. View my complete profile. Ooo, were so strapped for cash. (Part 373). I suspect he doesnt get it. Fire, Pillage and Plague. Man In A Shed. Watt's Up With That?