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Seriously?: An Open Letter to McDonalds Monopoly
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Enjoy my dating misfortune. An Open Letter to McDonalds Monopoly. Open Letter to McDonalds Monopoly Game Inventor. Dear Sir or Madam:. Alright, I'll give it to you. You're a fucking marketing genius. Give us, the hardworking American middle class, the chance to win by doing something that is essential to survival (purchasing food) and we turn into some real suckers. I say we pretty liberally here. I mean me, in general. I was really on a toasted Italian sub kick for a while there. But you sucked me in.
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Seriously?: Mangled Hand & The Sensitive Gamer
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Enjoy my dating misfortune. Mangled Hand and The Sensitive Gamer. Side note: Not going to blog about last night because, honestly, he was such a nice guy. He was cute, and sweet. So, there’s that. However, in keeping with the tradition of updating my blog weekly… ENJOY. Who: Me, Shine, Marktard, Kramer, and Unk. Where: Some random warehouse party in Birmingham. I am pretty lit. Off alcohol and other unnamed substances. The party is seriously pretty uneventful, except for mangled hand guy. No, it’s ...
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Seriously?: Cuddles and the Bloody Shirt
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Enjoy my dating misfortune. Cuddles and the Bloody Shirt. I did a stint in the UNITED STATES NAVY. Some of my best misadventures come from The good old Carl Vinson, CVN-70. the aircraft carrier I was stationed on. Or, "Cell Block 70 as we so lovingly called it. I'll be blogging all my navy/drunken misadventures following this. I've tapped a pretty good resource with the navy stories. Moving along. Okay, the three point rule. well multiply that shit by 5 when you're out to sea. Case in point:. I deployed ...
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Seriously?: The Manhole & The Vietnam Vet in the Club
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Enjoy my dating misfortune. The Manhole and The Vietnam Vet in the Club. I am like a fucking human smuggler when it comes to getting alcohol inside a concert. Seriously, it doesnt matter how big the bottle is, I can either fit it into my pants or shirt. A flask is the preferable size of course, because depending on how tight my jeans are, it usually fits right in front if you know what i'm sayin! However, I often resort to the flask taped to the leg measure, if the situation calls for it. So we're all th...
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Seriously?: Gutter Slut and the Stud, a la Beauty & The Beast
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Enjoy my dating misfortune. Gutter Slut and the Stud, a la Beauty and The Beast. So its common knowledge, if you read my blog, that my friend Shine and I joined a website for the sole reason of dating the craziest, narliest guys off the site. So far, i've suceeded. I wanted to share a msg that I just got. Let me start this off by saying that I’m not looking for my soul mate or the “one”, because that shit doesn’t exist. Don’t get me wrong. I am a good person, but bad things happen to good peopl...I belie...
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Seriously?: April 2009
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Enjoy my dating misfortune. The Manhole and The Vietnam Vet in the Club. I am like a fucking human smuggler when it comes to getting alcohol inside a concert. Seriously, it doesnt matter how big the bottle is, I can either fit it into my pants or shirt. A flask is the preferable size of course, because depending on how tight my jeans are, it usually fits right in front if you know what i'm sayin! However, I often resort to the flask taped to the leg measure, if the situation calls for it. So we're all th...
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Seriously?: July 2009
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Enjoy my dating misfortune. Everyone has a type. Short, tall, loud, funny, mysterious, smart, cocky, douche canoes- guys come in all shapes and flavors. I’m attracted to the alpha male, hands down. I’m not into any of that pussy-ass, romantic shit. Make me feel like a woman. Have a little hair on your chest, for chrissakes. Make fun of people who are less attractive than you. When you get drunk, revert into the Geico caveman and drag me back to your cave. Just a personal preference. I decided within the ...
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Seriously?: The Louisville Slugger
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Enjoy my dating misfortune. Everyone has a type. Short, tall, loud, funny, mysterious, smart, cocky, douche canoes- guys come in all shapes and flavors. I’m attracted to the alpha male, hands down. I’m not into any of that pussy-ass, romantic shit. Make me feel like a woman. Have a little hair on your chest, for chrissakes. Make fun of people who are less attractive than you. When you get drunk, revert into the Geico caveman and drag me back to your cave. Just a personal preference. I decided within the ...
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Seriously?: March 2009
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Enjoy my dating misfortune. Open Letter to the baby powder lady. This is the second time you've had a baby powder explosion in the bathroom. The location of the baby powder bomb (directly in front of the toilet) leads me (and the others who've seen it) to believe you put this on your lady parts. I have a couple of questions for you. 2 Why don't you FUCKING clean it up. It's got to be your kitty. Does it stink? Is it not something you could do AT HOME? Do you sprinkle that fucking fairy dust everywhere?